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"You really have been saving a lot, huh?" It's so warm..."

 

Because I plan the amount of semen I want to use during any given circumstance. It makes sense you would know how much is too much...being a virgin and all.

 

Also, scratch that, use hot instead of warm. Hot is the correct word choice here.

Warm makes sense since semen is stored inside your body. Assuming your body temperature is considered warm.

But i'm sure the internal organs of female heroines have measuring capabilities of sorts.

 

"Uwaah.. So much came out.."

"You don't have to swallow"

"If it's <protagonist>-kun's then it's okay"

 

Count how many times you've heard this.

 

Vns taught me that every virgin, ever, has the ability to turn into a sex professional within an incredibly short time span.

One in particular that comes to mind is ShiniKiss in the sister route where they go from being all clueless into S&M play in less than a month. 

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Heroine: "Do you like my breasts?  Even though they're so big/small?"

 

MC: "I love them because they're yours."

 

Whenever I see that I start laughing.  It's just so disgustingly sappy I can't help myself.

 

It's similar to

 

MC: I'm going down on you!

 

Heroine: NOOOO! It's dirty

 

MC: Ain't nothing dirty 'bout you! *nom nom nom*

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Since no one mentioned this,

 

"It's so big and I can't believe this was inside me"

 

You know that line is mentioned when there is a oral sex scene and after the heroine lost her virginity.

Sometimes they also mention it before with something like

 

"It's so big, can this really go inside me?"

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For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

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For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly.

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For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

and handcuff someone in classroom? xD

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It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly.

Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense.

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Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense.

Protagonists are secretly omnipotent beings, but they do not realise it, it is a power that is activated subconsiously by their lust.

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  • 1 year later...

I think I saw a lot of scenes like;

 

> Girl wants to make the guy feel good, so she performs fellatio

> "I'm not sure how to do this, so tell me if I am doing it right" or so

> "Do _______"

> "L-like this?"

My point is, girls never ever watch porn (or anything like that) in VNs while guys have full knowledge about this.  :shrug:

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Here's a few I think may or may not have been missed:

 

"I started to feel like teasing her" from an otherwise gentle protagonist

 

Stopping stimulating her till she says what she wants by name

 

"My voice is coming out by itself"

 

It got even bigger

 

Women urinating after orgasm

 

Painful first experiences that always wane and turn into ecstasy

 

Insides that squirm like they have a life of their own

 

All semen is tasty or at least enjoyable because "it has your taste"

 

My mind went all white

 

I feel numb from pleasure

 

I'm going to feel strange

 

I want yours (not what, just whose) but that's just literal Japanese translation

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Doesn't matter how sexually experienced the women of a VN are. Even if they've taken miles upon miles of cock meat, the protags' is just the best. Even if he's 12 and the female in question is 45 with 6 children.

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