Kurisu-Chan Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but everyone becomes hikikomori. I wish i had a retro lancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBlade Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but you get killed by it when falling over a rock. I wish the next person who grants my wish dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord13 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Granted, but with inflation, 14,572 Million dollars now actualy values 1 Yen. I wish i had my spoon. Well,that means that the price would drop to 1 yen too so,technically,i still win :3 Granted,but i die before granting your wish,thus creating a paradox,where your wish isn't granted I wish i could draw better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Well,that means that the price would drop to 1 yen too so,technically,i still win :3 Granted,but i die before granting your wish,thus creating a paradox,where your wish isn't granted I wish i could draw better. Unless it's a japanese product, and then the japanese inflation market influence the price of Muv-luv, not the american market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I wish i could draw better.Granted, but you blind yourself with the beauty of your own work and can no longer draw again.I wish I could make a living off the internet without having to do too much work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalChaos Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but you blind yourself with the beauty of your own work and can no longer draw again. I wish I could make a living off the internet without having to do too much work. Granted, you make a living which consists of sitting on the road-side eating stale food. I wish that I destroy the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ang3lKilar Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but it was an alternate universe full of nothing but lolli's. You're a monster and hated by the masses. I wish to become omnipotent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, I think you just won the game, if there was one. I wish I could teleport places. Ang3lKilar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but you don't get to control where you teleport. I wish I could eat ice cream all day and not get fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but you don't get to control where you teleport. I wish I could eat ice cream all day and not get fat. Granted, you are now lactose intolerant. I wish Law and Order had an anime version and that they did it well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but its ratings fall because of people's negative perception about anime in general. I wish girls would talk to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Granted, but its ratings fall because of people's negative perception about anime in general. I wish girls would talk to me. Granted, but they all say hateful things so unless you become a masochist and they are into that, GG. I wish I was in the turtle club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, but it takes you a month to walk there and a month to walk back. I wish my brain worked like a calculator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ang3lKilar Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, now everything looks like the source code from the Matrix to you. You are the chosen one. I wish for more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted! You now have more things that you want. Not that they will actually happen but now you have more wishes. I wish to be the ruler of this world for the rest of my 150 year life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakobot Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted! You now have more things that you want. Not that they will actually happen but now you have more wishes. I wish to be the ruler of this world for the rest of my 150 year life. Granted! You are the ruler of this world for the rest of your 150 year life. Unfortunately everybody else died due to a strange disease that you happen to be immune from. I wish to have the ability for unlimited time travel without any cooldown period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted! You are the ruler of this world for the rest of your 150 year life. Unfortunately everybody else died due to a strange disease that you happen to be immune from. I wish to have the ability for unlimited time travel without any cooldown period. Granted, but with the lack of gravity lock system, your first time travel ends in the star of another solar system. I wish to win at euromillions (european loto) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted, then someone steals your money. I wish to be the best gambler on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heizei_koukousei Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Granted but nobody wants gamble with you and they don't let you in any casinos I wish I had more time to waste on foruming and gaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Granted, you are now unable to get out of your computer chair, forever. I wish wishes couldn't get corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 granted. You can no longer make wishes. Wishes can no longer be corrupted. I would wish for something but... Yeah. I think he may have ended the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted. Kore -> But..ter; however it's not really butter. I wish I could find Kurisu's fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Granted. Kore -> But..ter; however it's not really butter. I wish I could find Kurisu's fork. Granted, but i don't get my spoon. I wish that time travel theories were invalidated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted. But then Steins;Gate becomes a BL pseudo-adaption of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with motifs and themes about "boundaries" and innuendos of D-mails and Gel Bananas and references to their previous hit Chaos;Head a-and... WAAAAHHHH!!! Gods have mercy on me! *bang head against the ground to repent* *sacrifice a small goat-ee* *swear to live an abstinent and ascetic life for a year to atone for my transgression* *use frozen holy water as an ice pack for headache* *microwave frozen holy water and cleanse my face and hands with it* I-I wish my wish granter would sit down with me f-for a cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted. But then Steins;Gate becomes a BL pseudo-adaption of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with motifs and themes about "boundaries" and innuendos of D-mails and Gel Bananas and references to their previous hit Chaos;Head a-and... WAAAAHHHH!!! Gods have mercy on me! *bang head against the ground to repent* *sacrifice a small goat-ee* *swear to live an abstinent and ascetic life for a year to atone for my transgression* *use frozen holy water as an ice pack for headache* *microwave frozen holy water and cleanse my face and hands with it* I-I wish my wish granter would sit down with me f-for a cup of tea. Granted, but as a tsundere, i'll make your tea time difficult. But wait! I wish that plutonium wasn't radioactive. Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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