JustThisOne Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, but you are now blind. I wish I would stop feeling tired. Lord Umber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkuru Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, but now your body couldn't handle the stress of continuous activity without rest and starts to deteriorate. I wish that my archery skills will improve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, you are now so good at archery that hit yourself in the face with your own arrow when you fire it. I wish I can change my eye color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted but you are taken to labs to be experimented on I wish miku was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, but reality is always worse than fiction... (I'll leave it up to your imagination) I wish more people liked P!ATD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, only one person more however. I wish I could eat better food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Even that is a blessing. Granted, but you lose your sense of taste in the process. Have fun eating tasteless eye candy! I wish I was better at playing guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted, but the only way you're able to improve is by practicing excessively. Your fingers are bloodied to the point to where you will never be able to play guitar again. I wish there were better programs to read downloaded manga scans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted, but giant corporations force these programs to be removed because of licensing bullshit. I wish I had a clean room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. Your neighborhood is now a filthy disposal zone to adjust with the new standards of "clean". Your room remains the only thing unchanged. . I wish I was the MC of a popular VN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustThisOne Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted, the VN you are in has no romance in it (no harem for you) and has you being tortured in the most cruel way possible in almost every single scene. The reason why this VN is popular is because the player chooses how you will be tortured whether it is psychological or physical. I wish I better handwriting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. Your handwriting is now better, and you will become hired as a Chinese scribe. Now you are forced to write down Chinese history starting from the day when Xia Dynasty was formed up to modern times. You shall never stop writing down Chinese history for the rest of your life. I wish to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. However, your soul remains chained to your grave for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. The moment she breaks up with you, you shall fall into an empty dimension where only grief exists. I wish for the world to be rewritten as follows: 1. All the wishes I make shall be incorruptible. 2. All attempts to corrupt a wish shall kill the corruptor. 3. In the name of Aneki, these three laws shall not be rewritten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisa_Fawkes Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted, but later I asked my friend named Aneki to rewrite those rules, and then I corrupted your wish. I wish the next person would give me a riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted: There are two chessmasters. they each play five games. However, they both win three and lose three games. How is this possible? I wish someone would answer this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I wish the world would end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. You are now floating in empty space for the rest of eternity. I wish Meiya could be a real person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted but you aren't real anymore I wish my Internet was faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted but you can no longer afford it. I wish I could undergo photosynthesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted but you can no longer afford it. I wish I could undergo photosynthesis. Granted, but dogs now treat you like a tree and pee (on you) when they walk by you. I wish I could make wine out of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Granted, but now you're drunk at all times and end up in a fatal accident less than a week later. I wish Mare would've been a better character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeith Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Granted, but now, she disappears right after you talk with her. I wish I could continue to vacation in the States for a longer time than a measly 1 month and not be bothered by resposibilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Well, if she disappears right after I talk to her, that really is an improvement. Granted, but you only get one extra day and it removes the entirety of your next vacation month. And no takebacks! I wish humans could breathe in space... or didn't need to breathe at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Granted. We are now all fish. No technology for you underwater! I wish the all the Japanese speak fluent French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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