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Eldin

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Granted, except you leave behind your body permanently in doing so. You are a ghost to anything and everything in those worlds, capable only of observing them, never interacting. Others you transport to these worlds share the same fate.

I wish I had determination surpassing that of any human being that has ever lived.

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Granted, you have the determination of a mountain. You are determined to now stand in place until the end of eternity.

 

I wish I had a cheese pizza, flour dough crust, a little warm, not burnt, with only pepperoni as a topping.

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Granted, you have the determination of a mountain. You are determined to now stand in place until the end of eternity.

 

I wish I had a cheese pizza, flour dough crust, a little warm, not burnt, with only pepperoni as a topping.

(Granted, it appears in front of your lawn, upside down, in an ant pile

I wish anything could be possible through hard work)

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(Granted, it appears in front of your lawn, upside down, in an ant pile

I wish anything could be possible through hard work)

Granted, but now absolutely nothing is possible through easy work, you struggle even to breathe.

 

I wish monkeys could use bananas as spoons to eat cereal,

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Granted, but now absolutely nothing is possible through easy work, you struggle even to breathe.

 

I wish monkeys could use bananas as spoons to eat cereal,

(Granted, but bananas & cereal now cause internal bleeding to monkeys whenever they come in contact.

I wish all Majikoi games were fully translated to English with good quality)

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Granted. The world population with any access to a computer will be compelled to play, compromising general productivity, therefore leading to drops in economy and eventually the country's downfall. A next world war is now imminent in competition of financial superiority.

I wish Tyrion Lannister doesn't die.

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Granted. The world population with any access to a computer will be compelled to play, compromising general productivity, therefore leading to drops in economy and eventually the country's downfall. A next world war is now imminent in competition of financial superiority.

I wish Tyrion Lannister doesn't die.

(Granted, the writer goes into a coma right before Tyrion Lannister would have died & no one ever continues the series from where he left off. 

I wish that Dim gained all the powers of Kawakami Momoyo)

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Granted, but now the streets are filled with bunny corpses.

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I wish pineapples wear bikinis.

(Granted, however because they have the knowledge of clothing they have become self aware & now Humans & pineapples are playing the roles of Attack on Titan.

I wish I could have a crape in my hand) 

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