Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[MoeKyun 32]

"what the hell is that?", and try to sleep again

[Sovereign1612 47]

What's so funny? never saw a guy who is sleeping like a bat? it's natural for germans,because we're evil as fuck  and suck blood.. .

 

[SakashimA 20]

*Hides within the blanket*

[nohman 603]

Reconsider my religious beliefs.

[Pacmanisover9000 1]

DEAR GOD please don't rape me

[Zodai 207]

I-Is that a tentacle squid lady?

 

-Zodai slowly backs away before calling 911.

 

I mean, usually I would be quite surprised with a female suddenly in my room, followed by what would most likely be something particularly arousing, but I've seen enough hentai to know where this would go.

[SakashimA 20]

*Pick a book to be signed*

[Fred the Barber 1830]

Pray with her

[Shoon-kami 5]

How did a sandbag get into my room?

[Kenshin_sama 1357]

How did you get that bed in here? o.o

[Sovereign1612 47]

flip up her skirt

[SakashimA 20]

*Engage yet again in the Eternal Conflict*

[Devarcan 21]

I just woke up in heaven

[Dokken 22]

10/10 would like to have the same hair color

[Sovereign1612 47]

run as fast as i can

[Eclipsed 2045]

Continue sleeping.

Change the thread title to "...and you wake up" and maybe I'd do something

[Tyrael 517]

Kick her out

 

everything else would be illegal

[Dokken 22]

Answer that naughty smile

[SakashimA 20]

-Wants to play Monster Hunter together with me?

[12kami 107]

pray to her

[Shoon-kami 5]

Pet her

[Pacmanisover9000 1]

... This ... This isn't my bedroom is it ... oops ..

[Fred the Barber 1830]

run the hell away

[Kenshin_sama 1357]

The cheats were worth it, I finally got you to the end.

[12kami 107]

go back to sleep