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My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid?!

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Then you missed the hilarious shitstorm of when the game was meant to be released by SakuraGame and they tried to put an all-ages version of it on Steam (more than an year ago, before the porn ban was lifted on the platform). It didn't go well, to say the least... 

I'm also surprised that people still consider some nukige "too weird to be true". We all read that synopsis thread a while ago, right? :D From what I read, this one is way more vanilla than the title would suggest. And people seen to enjoy it quite a lot. 

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12 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

We all read that synopsis thread a while ago, right?

On a side note - I think that to some extent, the longer the title, the greater the probability of the game being nukige ;) Lots of them seem to almost have those ridiculous synopses built right into the titles (which then take up to 3 or 4 lines in vndb page) :D

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12 minutes ago, adamstan said:

On a side note - I think that to some extent, the longer the title, the greater the probability of the game being nukige ;) Lots of them seem to almost have those ridiculous synopses built right into the titles (which then take up to 3 or 4 lines in vndb page) :D

Only place you’ll find longer titles is with isekai light novels. 

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29 minutes ago, mitchhamilton said:

...please tell me there isnt any anal sex in it...

Summary -

My kind, beautiful little sister has a hemorrhoid?!
It all begins when the protagonist's little sister opens up to him about her awkward dilemma, leading him to buy a suppository for her. However...

"Onii-chan... I can't... get it all the way inside..."

She fails to put the suppository inside on her own.
Surprisingly enough, suppositories are pretty difficult to insert without someone else's help.

"O-Onii-chan... can you please... put it in for me...?"

Huh?! Y-You don't care if your brother sees your butt?!

 

Yeah im gonna hazard a guess and say that anal is probably a theme in this one. Though if you played majikoi you should be immune to it lol.

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32 minutes ago, Akshay said:

Yeah im gonna hazard a guess and say that anal is probably a theme in this one.

It's not guro though, so you should assume that the hemorrhoid was healed before anything happens. Or possibly it didn't exist at all and the premise is some kind of absurd, brocon ruse. :P

If what people tweet about this game is to be believed it's much less of a weird fetish game one would expect from the title and more of a standard, cute nukige.

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Most nukige have names that would sound disgusting in English.  That one isn't the translation of the Japanese name, but the Japanese one is bad enough...  One of the reasons I don't think we should bother translating nukige titles (I mean the actual titles, not the games themselves, lol).  The actual translation is 'My little sister got Hemorrhoids so I inserted a suppository'.  Stupid title either way... even by nukige standards

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On 5/12/2019 at 11:08 PM, Plk_Lesiak said:

We all read that synopsis thread a while ago, right? :D

I recently rediscovered that thread.  Apparently, I'd commented on how ridiculous it was that a girl would see her pet climb into a hole in the wall - then get into the hole in the wall, despite there being three prior games in the series where this had happened before.

Well, fool that I was, I hadn't accounted for the possibility that each game starred a different main character.  That someone would take a threadbare premise like that... And release basically the same game four times.  (Imouto Paradise, of course, is completely different. Never mind that it's basically the same game repeated three times.  So far.  Onii-chan.)

 

On 5/13/2019 at 1:34 AM, Clephas said:

The actual translation is 'My little sister got Hemorrhoids so I inserted a suppository'.  Stupid title either way... even by nukige standards

Actually, I'll submit that the English title is much better than the Japanese title, which reads like a technical manual for assembling Ikea erotica.  I mean, honestly. 'So I inserted a suppository' is an uninspired and mind-numbingly obvious follow-on from the first half.

In contrast, the title in English is an allusion to an existing siscon property, and has the kind of punch and pizazz that generates buzz.  I mean, look at this topic.

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3 hours ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Then you missed the hilarious shitstorm of when the game was meant to be released by SakuraGame and they tried to put an all-ages version of it on Steam (more than an year ago, before the porn ban was lifted on the platform). It didn't go well, to say the least... 

I'm also surprised that people still consider some nukige "too weird to be true". We all read that synopsis thread a while ago, right? :D From what I read, this one is way more vanilla than the title would suggest. And people seen to enjoy it quite a lot. 

How do you make an all age version of this? Make them not blood related and change her sickness to a bruise on her shoulder that he rubs cream on instead of a suppository for a hemorrhoid? (Learning from moenovel who turned boobs into eyes...). I actually kind of look forward to an all age version just because I want to see how they can possibly do it. 

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1 hour ago, Akshay said:

How do you make an all age version of this? Make them not blood related and change her sickness to a bruise on her shoulder that he rubs cream on instead of a suppository for a hemorrhoid? (Learning from moenovel who turned boobs into eyes...). I actually kind of look forward to an all age version just because I want to see how they can possibly do it. 

Just cut out all the porn. And that won't happen, as the devs cancelled their deal with SakuraGame and went with an exclusive release on Fakku (obviously no censorship there).

The Steam release wouldn't happen anyways, as the game got mass-flagged as child porn as soon as the page went up (many months before it could release, as the translation was at best half-done at that point). I observed the drama around it and it was quite intense. :P 

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1 hour ago, mitchhamilton said:

YEAH, BUT HE NEVER FUCKS ANYONE WHILE THEY HAVE ANAL CANCER! :pyaa: 

Oh your worried about it theoretically bleeding if it pops the hemorrhoid? Though with hentai logic you can get a 70 foot tentacle in an anal virgin without a problem so I wouldn't worry to much.

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On 5/13/2019 at 3:45 AM, Akshay said:

Yeah im gonna hazard a guess and say that anal is probably a theme in this one. Though if you played majikoi you should be immune to it lol.

Then you'd guess wrong. There's an anal scene in it from what I remember, but it's only one? Not 100% sure, but I do know that it's not an anal-themed game. In fact, it's actually, despite what the name and summary would lead you to believe, a very vanilla game. It's got a quirky premise, but it's not really kinky at all. All the sex is pretty normal. If there's any one predominant kink, it's threesomes, maybe? (and obviously imouto)

Also the art is cute. All reports indicate that this is a perfectly good and normal nukige and NOT actually a meme game. It just has a meme name.

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At least we should appriciate that Akiko Hana remind us in that she also capable play deredere girl heroine, when her recent well known roles is tsundere heroines (Yuzuyu, Kath, and Alice) - Ironically I know her role first as R-Ne in that she's the same type heroine as the little sister here. Other than my comment on Akiko Hana here (By the way she use different alias here), I guess this is just another short light nukige with little sister fetish (Blood related to boot) so there's no much to talk about. In any case, it's good that finally we have Cafe's work is released after some hurdle in the past.

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