Imationer Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Both of them are genius. For real, every challenge has some seriously awesome entries. o_o You're not one to talk! I totally expect you to gain extra points on this one~ My picks for bonus would be Bizkitdoh, Ragnar and Kaguya, by far. Let's see if I'm right, but lately I've suffered from the fearful disease known as the "Tsunade syndrome", so who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 That day when the new japanese child pornography laws enacted globally, I was arrested because I possessed too much eroge.. At first nobody knows about my possession, but the FBI have been suspecting me as the ringleader of the AJCPL groups.. Well I've been threatening the prime minister to erase that law via E-mail but with my hacking skills, I think they won't find me.. And that time I don't even know about falcon (bloody monday) and his echeleon is the one who've been monitoring my activities.. They caught me red handed and confiscated all my eroges, dakimuras, etc. They got the information of all AJCPL members from my PC, and I think they'll chase all of the members. After 2 months, I depressed.. "How many anime I missed, I think I've beat Clannad if I was'nt arrested" But suddenly the prison's security alarm rang.. "What the hell??" there was an explosion in my prison cells "We're awesome!!" "Who the hell is that? Do they wanna save me?" "Hey Ragnar, I heard you were the AJCPL ringleader" "Yeah, I was.. Who are you?" "We're Dollars" There are 4 people comin through the hole, They are Kadota, Erika, Walker, and Saburo from Dollars (Durarara) They lift me up and threw me into their van "Why are you people saved me?" "Well, we like your spirit! threatening prime minister to erase the New Japanese Child Pornography LOWLs, and We think we need your help" "I'll do anything for my saviour, So what do you need?" "We'll take back all of the confiscated goodies, and then we'll share it to the otaku around the world via Internet. Just like robin hood.." "Sounds good!" And then my journey with the Kadota's group begins I guess that the fact that I won't be gaining extra points is settled now. Damn you, Ragnar~ EDIT: Oh, it's the three favorite replies. I still have a chance~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohman Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 ..... Amazing..... O_O Thank you. I put a little more effort than I'd like to admit compared to how little I produced. Yours is good too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibrantblade Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 USA enacts a law stating that loli pics are illegal and considered child pornography. My computer gets seized and I get sent to jail. It has been five days since I have been in this cell. This cell block is solely for people who has had loli pics in their possessions. I am malnourished, been eating less and less daily, I usually pass out every now and again, but I don't care. My life is ruined. The guards do their usual routine around the cell block while the inmates talk about the various anime they have seen. But this day, something is different, I can hear two sets of footsteps coming towards me, chains can be faintly heard. Two guards open my cell door and cuff me, saying I need to come with them. They take me out of the cell block and into the administration section of the jail. Guard:"Alright, you are free to go" Me: "What do you mean?" Guard: "Someone bailed you out...now get going" They uncuff me and lead me to the side entrance, opening the door. The sun shines brightly over my eyes, I shield my eyes as I see the figure of a girl. I stumble towards her... Girl: "How disgusting" She turns away as she says it, and walks away. I try to follow her, but i stumble and fall face down on the sidewalk. The guards snicker. I feel someone trying to push me up, it was the girl. She sighs... "Anta Baka?" -Asuka Langley Soryu solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted October 19, 2013 Author Share Posted October 19, 2013 Day Four I'm really sleepy so this will be an easy one. Or not. Depends how much practice you've done on your pick up lines. A tired mind doth create crazy prompts. This will separate the pretenders from the contenders and is a crucial challenge heading into Day Five. Thus, today's challenge must be as stupid as possible. Let's get to it shall we? Congrats to Nohman, Bizkitdoh, and Kaguya for winning the bonus points. You walk into a bar to order some chocolate milk when out of the corner of your eye, you see the fictional character of your dreams. They are just perfect. Unfortunately, they are getting up to leave! You have one chance to say something to get them to fall in love with you! What do you say!? To summarize, name the fictional character of your dreams, and the one thing you would say to them to try and get them to fall in love with you. Top answer gets 3 bonus points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 While I fish out my wallet to pay for my chocolate milk, I glance at my side to see the (fictional) girl of my dreams, at 145 centimeters tall, and grey blonde hair, Kudryavka Noumi is getting up to leave the bar. I leave the counter and drop my wallet as I dash towards her. She's about to leave, when I tap her on the shoulder to get her attention. She turn around and says "Yes?". Then I say to her in the best Japanese I can,"My name is Damon, will you please teach me Japanese; In return I would like to help you learn English." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 As I strut into the bar and place my order all eyes are on me, mostly because i'd just attempted to order chocolate milk. Trying to ignore all of those uncomfortable stares, I find a table an slowly sip my beverage, attempting to look suave while avoiding growing a milk mustache. Across the room I catch the eye of a dame the likes of which I ain't never seen before, at least not in the flesh. Dazzling blonde hair, a smile that could stop your heart and a hidden strength that still radiated from her every movement. She glances at me as she gets up to leave. Just before my mind turns to mush, I muster the courage to approach her. I leave my milk unfinished and approach the queen of my dreams. "I'll be your Master any day, Saber." In hindsight, I think, bleeding and limping my way out of the bar, that may not have been the best idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forythos Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Allright, I can do this. Stop being anxious already, it's not that scary. There's more to gain than there is to lose. But she was so pretty with her long black hair and her graceful demeanor. Damn, I have to go talk to her! She's about to leave! I strenghtened my resolve and quickly moved towards her before she could leave, just barely dodging a passing customer in the process. "Um, hi! My name is Foryth, I have a mystery in my life and I would like your help to solve it. I nervously scratch the back of my head. She's looking at me with her big beautiful purple eyes, a surprised look on her face. "Watashi kininarimasu! My namie is Chitanda Eru, pleased to meet you. Of course I would like to help you!" Hey, she didn't reject me right off the bat, lucky~! "The mystery in my life, is how have I been able to live all this time without knowing such a charming young woman as you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I think I would have to pick Rin Natsume here. Pretty sure I'd try a cheesy pick up line. "Hey, you seem to look purrrr-fect today. Want to have a nya-ingly good time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Melody Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I suppose I will just surrender here, oh well, Fight on fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohman Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I ended up having a lot of fun with this: Week 3 - Challenge 4: The Stray Sheep The door closed behind me, the weight of which was like a period at the end of a sentence. My working day and its routine were now over, put away and well-kept outside of these bar doors. Now I was to begin a night of excess, the tone of which would be decided by the company I had yet to find. Perhaps I’d find a couple of good-ole boys and we’d happily drink the night away. Maybe all that awaited me tonight would be sad-saps and deadbeats, the kind of company that that either results in self-loathing or – even worse – a misplaced sense of superiority and misanthropy. Maybe the only company I’d find is myself. That would be the worst of all. I was greeted by the stale smell of smoke and the uninterested eyes of people looking to trade the humdrum of their daily lives for a night that will most likely blend together with other nights. My kind of the people. The people who can feel terribly alone even when surrounded by like-minded souls suffering in equal measures. I made my way to the bar’s counter, making a note of all the fresh faces and contemplating which might make for the best company and who might be receptive to my advances. Perhaps tonight I’d get lucky and I’d trade dulling my senses for the awkward fumbling and meaningless kind of companionship a woman could offer. The barman greeted me, lightly raising a hand in salutation while the other polished the bar top. This was a ritual carried out every night. Funnily enough, in spite of coming here for the better portion of a year, I’d never learned the bartender’s name. It was better that way. Like a priest, he was a confessor. It might sound stupid, but I needed a degree of anonymity if I wanted to feel like I had some dignity left to lose. To me, he was simply Boss. “Give me chocolate milk, go heavy on the syrup.” He gave me a light nod in affirmation. Boss’s gestures were always so light, so deliberate. Nothing was wasted. He was like a goddamn monk. He was – Something caught my eye. Someone caught my eye. A woman caught my eye. She had gotten up to leave from her table on the far side of the room. I was baffled as to how I didn’t notice her immediately. She had a pull, not unlike any other beautiful woman. Yet there was something more to it, though – something unplaceable. Strangest of all, I seemed to be the only one entranced. As if this was a personal siren’s song, dedicated only to me. Before I could even process and rationalize the strange hold her presence had over me, my body knew it had to act. I sprung forward, making my way to the doors that that punctuated the beginning and end of my every night. Tonight it would act as a question mark. I watched her approach. She stepped lightly, each clack of her heels stirring in me a peculiar mix of excitement and apprehension. After all, this could only end in two ways: I’d earn her assent or be rejected. Truthfully, I don’t know which would be better. I took in her profile as she approached. A white sundress emphasized her girlish figure. A red ribbon was wrapped tightly around her waist, as if to serve as a suggestion. What followed with her was a seductive, coquettish air. Inescapable, palpable, suffocating. Her golden hair was arranged in short twin tails. Her blue eyes betrayed the seductive way she carried herself. She stopped in front of me, eyes alight. I had no doubt she knew my intention. A small tilt of her head forward and a slight of her lip gave me the go ahead. This was my chance, I had bring out my best line. My very best line: “If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?” Catherine from the game Catherine: MellowMadman11 and Bizkitdoh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkitdoh Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Another long day. Despite my exhaustion with classes, it never fails that this bar brings calm to calamity. An empty stool in sight, I stumble my weary legs to the bar and raise one finger to the bar tender. One. He knows what I'm talking about- The best chocolate milk in town. As I turn to take my seat, I catch a glimpse of somethi-... SomeONE, extraordinary... M-Makise... Kurisu??! At first I didn't want to believe it- But... The hair... Her eyes- Hell, even the outfit, tie and all. The resemblance is uncanny. It has to be that wom- Well more of a girl than a woman, based on her features, but... I have to do something. It's not every day an intellectu- No. It's not every day Makise Kurisu is in the same room as you. I look the the bar tender and shoot him a peace sign and a wink. Two. He knows. The good stuff. Dr. Pepper. Irresistible beverage and scientist's best friend. He catches a glimpse of what I'm looking at and knows what to do. Good man. As I start towards her, mind in shambles, rushing to decide what I'll say, my phone vibrates. Of all times!!! I swear when I get back I'm going to tell that hostage of mi- Oh... What is... Ah.... It takes me a few moments to decrypt what it is I'm reading. The message seems to have limitations, but it gets the point across. Should I trust it though...? I guess I don't have much reason not to... I wasn't sure what to do anyways. Whoever this is, I thank you. Mind cleared and goal set, I continue towards my target. Taking my place on the stool beside her, she turns her head to me in a bit of surprise as the bar tender slams down a pair of ice cold ~Dr. Peppers~ in front of us. Amongst all the commotion, she seems to be at a loss for words. I guess this is my chance... As I take a drink of Dr. Pepper to calm my nerves and clear my throat, I look to her, right in the eyes, and say--- A. <Nice weather we're having, huh?> B. <SCIENCE!!!> C. <So, you come here often?> Option B: 『Time machines are a completely absurd concept, no? So many theories about time travel but none of them are really all that logical, nothing but hypotheses contradicting one another. I mean there's neutron star theory, black hole theory, light speed theory, tachyon theory, wormhole theory, exotic matter the....』 nohman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Another long day. Despite my exhaustion with classes, it never fails that this bar brings calm to calamity. An empty stool in sight, I stumble my weary legs to the bar and raise one finger to the bar tender. One. He knows what I'm talking about- The best chocolate milk in town. As I turn to take my seat, I catch a glimpse of somethi-... SomeONE, extraordinary... M-Makise... Kurisu??! At first I didn't want to believe it- But... The hair... Her eyes- Hell, even the outfit, tie and all. The resemblance is uncanny. It has to be that wom- Well more of a girl than a woman, based on her features, but... I have to do something. It's not every day an intellectu- No. It's not every day Makise Kurisu is in the same room as you. I look the the bar tender and shoot him a peace sign and a wink. Two. He knows. The good stuff. Dr. Pepper. Irresistible beverage and scientist's best friend. He catches a glimpse of what I'm looking at and knows what to do. Good man. As I start towards her, mind in shambles, rushing to decide what I'll say, my phone vibrates. Of all times!!! I swear when I get back I'm going to tell that hostage of mi- Oh... What is... Ah.... It takes me a few moments to decrypt what it is I'm reading. The message seems to have limitations, but it gets the point across. Should I trust it though...? I guess I don't have much reason not to... I wasn't sure what to do anyways. Whoever this is, I thank you. Mind cleared and goal set, I continue towards my target. Taking my place on the stool beside her, she turns her head to me in a bit of surprise as the bar tender slams down a pair of ice cold ~Dr. Peppers~ in front of us. Amongst all the commotion, she seems to be at a loss for words. I guess this is my chance... As I take a drink of Dr. Pepper to calm my nerves and clear my throat, I look to her, right in the eyes, and say--- A. <Nice weather we're having, huh?> B. <SCIENCE!!!> C. <So, you come here often?> Option B: 『Time machines are a completely absurd concept, no? So many theories about time travel but none of them are really all that logical, nothing but hypotheses contradicting one another. I mean there's neutron star theory, black hole theory, light speed theory, tachyon theory, wormhole theory, exotic matter the....』 Damn, too fast! Now that it's come to this, I'll have to go with Faris, huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkitdoh Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I ended up having a lot of fun with this: Week 3 - Challenge 4: The Stray Sheep The door closed behind me, the weight of which was like a period at the end of a sentence. My working day and its routine were now over, put away and well-kept outside of these bar doors. Now I was to begin a night of excess, the tone of which would be decided by the company I had yet to find. Perhaps I’d find a couple of good-ole boys and we’d happily drink the night away. Maybe all that awaited me tonight would be sad-saps and deadbeats, the kind of company that that either results in self-loathing or – even worse – a misplaced sense of superiority and misanthropy. Maybe the only company I’d find is myself. That would be the worst of all. I was greeted by the stale smell of smoke and the uninterested eyes of people looking to trade the humdrum of their daily lives for a night that will most likely blend together with other nights. My kind of the people. The people who can feel terribly alone even when surrounded by like-minded souls suffering in equal measures. I made my way to the bar’s counter, making a note of all the fresh faces and contemplating which might make for the best company and who might be receptive to my advances. Perhaps tonight I’d get lucky and I’d trade dulling my senses for the awkward fumbling and meaningless kind of companionship a woman could offer. The barman greeted me, lightly raising a hand in salutation while the other polished the bar top. This was a ritual carried out every night. Funnily enough, in spite of coming here for the better portion of a year, I’d never learned the bartender’s name. It was better that way. Like a priest, he was a confessor. It might sound stupid, but I needed a degree of anonymity was if I wanted to feel like I had some dignity left to lose. To me, he was simply Boss. “Give me chocolate milk, go heavy on the syrup.” He gave me a light nod in affirmation. Boss’s gestures were always so light, so deliberate. Nothing was wasted. He was like a goddamn monk. He was – Something caught my eye. Someone caught my eye. A woman caught my eye. She had gotten up to leave from her table on the far side of the room. I was baffled as to how I didn’t notice her immediately. She had a pull, not unlike any other beautiful woman. Yet there was something more to it, though – something unplaceable. Strangest of all, I seemed to be the only one entranced. As if this was a personal siren’s song, dedicated only to me. Before I could even process and rationalize the strange hold her presence had over me, my body knew it had to act. I sprung forward, making my way to the doors that that punctuated the beginning and end of my every night. Tonight it would act as a question mark. I watched her approach. She stepped lightly, each clack of her heels stirring in me a peculiar mix of excitement and apprehension. After all, this could only end in two ways: I’d earn her assent or be rejected. Truthfully, I don’t know which would be better. I took in her profile as she approached. A white sundress emphasized her girlish figure. A red ribbon was wrapped tightly around her waist, as if to serve as a suggestion. What followed with her was a seductive, coquettish air. Inescapable, palpable, suffocating. Her golden hair was arranged in short twin tails. Her blue eyes betrayed the seductive way she carried herself. She stopped in front of me, eyes alight. I had no doubt she knew my intention. A small tilt of her head forward and a slight of her lip gave me the go ahead. This was my chance, I had bring out my best line. My very best line: “If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?” Catherine from the game Catherine: Sooooo good. O___________O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizkitdoh Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Damn, too fast! Now that it's come to this, I'll have to go with Faris, huh. Oh no! I'm sorry xD Faris Nyannyan is pretty amazing though~ I had thought up a few but they all felt a bit too complex or hard to make. Not going to have time to write or think much for the rest of the day so I had to act quick. xP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 So I still haven't really found a true waifu candidate, as shown in my post in that thread long ago... Fuck it, let's go with KS!Hanako. --- I know my target, and i realize this will be extremely difficult to pull off. Her shyness, after all, is a very difficult barrier to get through. Don't look at the scars, don't look at the scars. Think. I've prepared for this moment. I can't lead her far, but I might be able to play with some things I know. She gets up. I swear my life goes into slow motion, right here. "Hi, can you help me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'll go with Marisa Kirisame from touhou. When I enter the bar, I see her. Golden eyes, blond hair, a braid on only one side of her face. She is carrying a bamboo and straw broom. Wearing a navy blue witch's hat with a large pink ribbon, and a navy blue and light pink outfit with a white petticoat, and with a light blue shawl over her shoulders. I know very well... It's Marisa! We know each other very well. Marisa is very straightforward and informal with everyone. She can be condescending as if trying to make fool of others and often has difficulty expressing sympathy. She is quick to act if she hears anything interesting. Marisa is also a habitual liar, but she makes no effort to actually deceive as her lies are extremely obvious. She also likes to "borrow" things until the day she dies. A slight smile enters my lips. True, we spent enough time together for me to know this much about her, huh? Now that I think on it, since the first day I met her, I've never been bored. I don't know why, but I'm incredibly charmed by her today. I've seen it many times before, but that carefree smile she always has on her face managed to completely stun me. So, I'll act too. There is no fear, because I know very well that no matter the result, nothing will change. I spent a long, long time with her and I'm sure: This girl doesn't understand the concept of love. Even if she accepts it, things will be the same and she'll always greet me with that same smile. That thought fills me with courage. Pick up lines aren't needed. To someone as straight-forward and dense as that, there is only one possible choice to actually make her understand what I want. "Say, Marisa?" "What?" she said as she turned her head to me. "Want to be the test subject to some potions that I made? It's a special offer, you know. They might even not blow up this time~" She said with a playful smile. "I want to become your boyfriend." "Boyfriend? What the hell is that? Can I experiment with it?" She said with an interested face. And so, I explain to her what a "boyfriend" is with a casual, playful smile as well. Yes. This girl, doesn't know the concept of "love". And being who she is, she'll jump straight into anything she doesn't know, ready for new adventures. And even if she declines, we'll just be together, as always. And this alone is enough to make my face turn with a complete smile. tl;dr: character is Marisa Kirisame from touhou. Line was "I want to become your boyfriend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imationer Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Shoot, they took Hanako from me. Gotta be Rin, then. ----------------------------------------------------- Work was stressing, really. After 5 successful hours of almost uninterrupted debugging, our loli indexing software was almost complete. Exhausted, I decided to go to a bar, just to change things for a while. Turns out, it was a little more refreshing than that. I reach for the bartender and ask: "Give me one of your known milk glasses. With cream, please." With a puzzled look, the bartender says to me there's no more milk left. Sighing, I take a peek around. Aware of my quite-low-but-not-so-low handsomeness, I think that a way to get a good drink for free would be to try and chat with a girl for a moment. ... ... Looking around, maybe this wasn't the best choice. But then, I find her. With 2 bottles of milk, almost full. She was alone in a table. First thing I noticed was her red hair, a bit darker than red to be honest. Then, her tiny, fragile body, almost looked like she wasn't aware of her frailness. And lastly, what should have been more evident from the start: her lack of arms. ¿How could she drink if she had no arms? ¿No arms? Wondering all those things, I never noticed how I came to sit next to her. And -I will never forget this- the first thing I said to her: "I can give you a hand with that." How stupid of me to start with that line. Of all things I could have said, I had to say that! But the answer was even more shocking. "Sure, why not?", she replied with a smile. A heart-warming smile. Took me all afternoon to come up with this. I even left it around for a while and played guitar trying to come up with something. I was never on the creative side, so these things are difficult for me, but it seems that my creations aren't that bad. Edit: I wondered why there was so much milk involved... Turns out it was needed in the story. Hope I made it in time Edited October 20, 2013 by Imationer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ragnar Matryoshka Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 "What?! The class reunion is tomorrow? Why you never told me before?" That's my reaction when I heard the news about the class reunion from my friend. I wouldn't be suprised if there's nothing to do with me, but the truth is I lied to my friends about me having a girlfriend, and of course they want to meet her. "OK, see you tomorrow" *sigh* At first, I don't wanna lie to my friends, It's all their fault! Bragging about their girlfriends and it makes me jealous. What should I do? There's no way an antisocial like me can get a girlfriend in one day. Well, I can go to a maid cafe and ask one of the maids to be my girlfriend for one day, But it costs too much, I can't afford it. What should I do? Oh fuck! I'm too stressed out, I should relax myself at that "Stray Sheep" bar, drinking my favorite hot chocolate milk. When I enter the bar, There's a girl who takes all of my attention. "OMG! Isn't that Aragaki Ayase? The one who work as a fashion model?" I've been Ayase's fan since I saw her in my sister's fashion magazine 3 months ago, and after that I liked her facebook page, followed her twitter, and even join her fan page. The best part is she had RTing my tweet once before, it feels like I can die peacefully when she RTing me. Well, I'm sure she wouldn't remember me though, I'm just an antisocial after all. "One hot chocolate milk, please" Sitting at the bar counter, I ordered my favorite hot chocolate milk, and thinking it would be wonderful if I can bring Ayase as my girlfriend to my class reunion. After I thinking about my pick up lines, I took a glance to her place, but she disappeared. I look around and I found out that she was going to the bathroom, I guess she want to wash her hands at the sink because she already finished anything that she ordered, it looks like she is going to leave. "It's now or never!" This is my last chance, what should I do to have her as my girlfriend? Damn! I forgot my pick up lines. I don't care anymore, I must talk to her now. When she out of bathroom and walks behind me, I tried to make conversation. "Hello, are you Aragaki Ayase?" I asked. "Yes, do you need something?" She answered. "I am your fan, I won't lose my virginity except for you, I'm willing to be your manservant! Please, my lovely angel ayase be my girlfriend even just for one day and will you accompany me to my class reunion tomorrow?" "Fuck, why I confessed to her? I just wanna ask for some autograph at first, but now she'll think me as a weirdo--" Ah my last chance, I wasted it" "Ooops! Why I speak out my mind? I don't know what to do anymore? :'(" and no one knows how the story end. lols Stray Sheep Blueprint: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 "My underpants are on fire!" After what seemed like an eternity, those were the words that had spawned out of my mouth. My glass of grape juice sat on the counter; despite the bartender's recommendation - he, for some reason, would rather prefer I bought milk. Why, in all my life, would I EVER drink such a liquid? Since the dawn of time - that vile, white substance has never been able to control my senses. Wait, why am I talking about milk!? There's a girl! Blonde hair, blue eyes - you know! What's more, she looked abnormally like... That one anime girl! I can't recall her name; but I'm 100% sure she's from an anime I watched! ..... Somewhere. I honestly don't remember. At first, I contemplated jumping out of my seat and jumping on top of her; but then my senses began to tell me that was a bad idea. And then, she replied "I believe in panties." (Sorry if it stops a bit short; I fell asleep and realized it was 15 minutes before Solidbatman hits midnight XD) (Mashiro Shiina, Sakurasou) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibrantblade Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Here I am, sitting in some random bar in the evening. High Schoolers fill the vast majority of it, looks like school just got out. I sip on my chocolate milk, shaken not stirred, as I look at the young teens. No one interesting. My eyes scan the room. I see a young man, college aged, sitting with his back to me, looking at some random VN forum. I try to see his username, but I can only see the last few letters, "tman". "2 guesses to what the first part is...," I muttered to myself. My eyes scan the room. I see a high school girl on her laptop and updating what looks to be her blog. She is muttering something but is barely audible, something-yoshi? Sounds like she is repeating it....*sigh* young love. Oh? What's this? The VN-forum guy is sneaking quick glances at her. Ouch, don't think he knows she loves a something-yoshi. Tough luck kid. My eyes scan the room. Nothing interesting...everyone else is plain, NPCs in a bigger story. Or maybe, I'm the NPC in this story? I stand up, take my wallet out to get a dollar to tip the lovely lady behind the register when the VN-forum guy gets up to leave. From the corner of my eyes, I saw red. A young high school girl, with a red hairband, red shirt, long silky black hair. I stopped when I saw her, my hand in my wallet, dollar bill halfway out, mouth open. It was like time stopped...I couldn't breathe. "Come on Yukiko, we are going to be late, we need to go to the TV" "Yukiko..." I muttered. Crap! They are leaving! Before realizing it, I was moving towards the girl. I throw myself between her and the door. "ummmmm..." Oh snap! What do I say?! Everyone is looking at us now..."H-hey! My n-name is vibrantblade, I was wondering if you want to get some coffee with me?" She stares at me...with a confused look in her eyes. "oh...ummmm" she says. "What a creep! You are way older than her, get away from her you perv!" And before I realize it, her friend kicks me in the gut as I fall to the ground and they leave. EDIT: (This was done 15 mins ago...so not perfect, so don't judge ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted October 20, 2013 Author Share Posted October 20, 2013 Day Five These have been easy haven't they? I agree. Double points time! All entries will earn double points today. Though, today, you can lose points. Don't ask questions. Because it's double points, you will lose double points too. Points will be decreased in increments of 10. Don't ask questions. No question marks. And no using letters B, H, P, L, or S. I will be watching in the spoiler tags too. Why do I do this? Minus 10 points. Now, on to today's challenge. Cleverness will earn bonus points. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I did. Me. I took cookie. And I ate it. Needed food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibrantblade Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Da cookie monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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