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10 reasons real life is like terrible kusoge


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1. you cant keep resetting
2. you cant choose your character appearance
3. you cant save
4. your abilities are less important than your face
5. you have 0 remaining lives
6. you cant turn back after choose the wrong path
7. defeat your enemy and you end up defeating youself
8. dificulty level for job-changing is just wrong
9. even if you put the thousand hours into your work, its hard to be promoted
10. completing the game is also game over

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Adding VN reasons:

  1. Too much meaningless choices
  2. No skip function so you have to bear the boring parts
  3. Too much repetition
  4. Drags a lot in some sections
  5. The few walkthroughs around sucks, looks like it was google translated
  6. Some questionable OST
  7. Food discussions at least once a day
  8. High amount of surprise bad endings
  9. Can't be patched
  10. The hottest character isn't romanceable
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Also, most people aren't protags, where a bunch of romanceable females will inexplicably appear in their life within a week timeframe (nor will you see an accidental panty shot either). Heck, most people won't already have a romanceable female friend they've already known for several years following them....

Also, real romances don't go so well you'll be sexing them up within 2 weeks of a confession.

Also, it doesn't take 5 minutes to "reload" between sex scenes.

Nor do girls get "moist" merely from 1 minute of groping and fingering.

:makina:

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37 minutes ago, r0xm2n said:

Also, most people aren't protags, where a bunch of romanceable females will inexplicably appear in their life within a week timeframe (nor will you see an accidental panty shot either).

change job, get a girlfriend at the first day... :) 

39 minutes ago, r0xm2n said:

Nor do girls get "moist" merely from 1 minute of groping and fingering.

my ex did... the one that i got at the first day change job :( 

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