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My room has almost no working light. They exploded burned out when I moved in, so I sleep in a room of darkness and wake in darkness... Like a resident of the darkness. Literally. Plus my family's lazy so we've had no real chance to do the work outside of actual jobs.

The only light source i need is my computer monitor and my turtle aquarium.

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Sanada Yukimura, the historical samurai(?) from the Sengoku period.

 

Ah, my role model (hahaha).

I thought you were talking about some copycat user (grrrrrrr).

Also, strange noises are surprisingly adequate for conveying emotion (banzai).

 

Oops, wrong person. >.<

 

They do sound lazy. I'm the kind of guy that gripes about everything, so I'm sure I'd find a way to make them not bug me over that kind of thing.

 

Oh no, that's awful. My ceiling light is actually busted, but I do have a lamp that I use instead. The ceiling light would be preferable, but I'd have to hire a specialist to fix it.

 

...Who was the real target?

 

Well, I don't particularly like it but I don't really hate it either. That, and we don't get many chances to hang out together anymore so I try to get as close as I can for as long as possible. God knows how I'd have survived school without them.

 

Haha, we left our lamp in Canada. The ceiling's so far off the ground in my house that we'd need to put a stepladder on my desk to touch it. This could be considered as me showing showing off my fortune, but my lights are busted and I can't fix them because of that, so... Yeah.

 

The only light source i need is my computer monitor and my turtle aquarium.

 

My PC happens to be busted. How was I supposed to know that outlets function differently from Canada in Oman? Also, I don't have a pet mainly because despite my mad skillz at housework and all, I'm extremely lazy. I'd probably kill my fish and cook them rather than feed them every day.

 

I apologize for the double post but i think you will forgive me after you see this

814787b83d.jpgIt`s a Taigasaurus rex

 

The Taiga evolved?! It's now three different species and four different sexes!! The whites are calling for a discrimination agreement!

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I remember some high school football player coming up and asking me if I'd eat the squid they served at a Chinese buffet. I told him it was a really nice dish and proceeded to grab some. He thought I was brave for some strange reason.

 

Haven't had the opportunity to try octopus yet, though. That salad looks really good, btw. What are those greens you got in there?

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I remember some high school football player coming up and asking me if I'd eat the squid they served at a Chinese buffet. I told him it was a really nice dish and proceeded to grab some. He thought I was brave for some strange reason.

 

Haven't had the opportunity to try octopus yet, though. That salad looks really good, btw. What are those greens you got in there?

Coriander leaves, I think they're called?

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I know there's a type of octopus that, when it finds a mate, rips off its own penis, throws it at the mate, then grows a new one.

It's literally "Here, go fuck yourself."

 

 

That's how far my knowledge of octopuses goes. Oh, and they are wrongly named, as octopus means "eight legs" in Greek, but they actually have 2 legs and 6 arms.

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Chocolate pudding pie with ice cream for dessert tomorrow! :mare: Haven't had that stuff in a long time. Got some ham, potatoes, and all that good stuff as well, but I'm mainly looking forward to the pie. You guys got any plans for Easter tomorrow?

Relatives will be invading the house, even through my best efforts of locking the doors and windows, my grandparents possess the keys, so that plan is already botched. 

Other than that they'll arrive for lunch, be annoying for a few hours, invite themselves for dinner and I'll go to sleep with some of them still here - see if they take the hint.

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