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Yay, another mini rant recommendation from me.

 

Never did I imagine that Shirobako would be the roller coaster ride of emotions that it is. I honestly didn't expect it to be this good either.

If you guys haven't watched it, I highly recommend you do. It takes a little getting used to, but its worth it.

 

Seriously though, fuck you Chazawa! Do your damn job! 

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I'd wager she didn't say anything because she didn't want him to get hurt. Sure, something could have been done about Shinji, but what about Zouken? What's someone like Shirou supposed to do about him? He's be dead before he's be able to do a thing.

I shouldn't even have to mention the fucked up shit Zouken put her through as a child. That itself would normally drive someone insane, I find it amazing she can still function in society. You wouldn't really want to involve anyone in something like that and most people wouldn't be able to do anything for her anyway.

 

And let it be known that I don't even like Sakura as a character, I find her annoying most of the time. But I wouldn't call her a whore, by any definition of the word.

 

Sorry, been busy playing better VNs. Don't remember who Zouken is, care to enlighten me?

 

Also, if it was to protect Shinji, WHY DOES SHE GO TO HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY?!

 

Sanada's just stupid. Stupid Sanada.

 

Ah, bingo. Sanada has a new name. Stupid Sanada.

 

That's not too shabby a nickname. Please call me that if you so wish. It IS rather fitting, after all.

 

hey guys for majikoi drama cd rite, i dont get what is a drama cd so... anyone bother to tell me? and is anyone planing to translate it yet?

 

Link here https://vndb.org/v1143

 

also anyone planning to translate "Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de"and  "Tsujidou-san no Jun'ai Road"?

 

Is this even the right place to ask that...?

 

nah Canada`s great, half the year you freeze to death wishing it would be warmer. The other half you dehydrate because you`re sweating so much and all you can do is wish for the cold. But at least we don`t start wars.

 

Haha, I miss Canada now. The Middle East heat is killing me... during winter!

 

I never realized there was such a high opinion of Canada. xD Makes me proud to be an Ice-Man. :D

 

Enjoy being Hakuoro.

 

I'd rather have the cold kill public transportation, than die to the unbearable summer heat.

 

Granted, we (especially me) are a bunch of whimps, but still. Fuck germany.

 

Lol, In Canada the public transportation is hardcore. I've lived there six years, and in that time I've experienced at least seven major storms. Of those, only one was so daunting that they closed down the buses. There was hail falling from the sky. I was a kid back then, granted, but the snow nearly reached my waist. This was in the warmest area of Toronto, by the way. Ridiculous.

 

Anyone else unable to access Nyaa.se?

 

Edit: Nevermind, works now.

 

It wasn't just me? Huh, I was trying to fix my router for a while, but it was some server error, huh?

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Sorry, been busy playing better VNs. Don't remember who Zouken is, care to enlighten me?

 

Also, if it was to protect Shinji, WHY DOES SHE GO TO HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY?!

 

I'm much too lazy to try explaining who Zouken is, so just google it or something.

 

When did I ever mention her protecting Shinji?

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So does anyone like UBW 2014?

 

I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share.

 

So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them.



Sasaki: Huff, huff...
Archer: Mmm...?
Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that.
Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower?
Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard?
Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch, engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic.
Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are.
Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass!
Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff.
Sasaki resumed his "activity."
Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...)
Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly got Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance.
Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling.
Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai?
Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight.
Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster?
Sasaki: I could say the same.
The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations.
Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.)
Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?)
Archer: I am the boner of my sword.
Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!)
The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late.
Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood
Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes
Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster!
The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked.
Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness
Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms
Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything
Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS!
Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed.
Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG!
With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm.

Epilogue.
Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you!
Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense.
Rin: Don't you mean "get through"?
Archer: No.
The end~


P.S. I'm not homosexual.

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So does anyone like UBW 2014?

 

I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share.

 

So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them.

Sasaki: Huff, huff...

Archer: Mmm...?

Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that.

Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower?

Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard?

Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic.

Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are.

Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass!

Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff.

Sasaki resumed his "activity."

Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...)

Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance.

Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling.

Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai?

Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight.

Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster?

Sasaki: I could say the same.

The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations.

Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.)

Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?)

Archer: I am the boner of my sword.

Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!)

The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late.

Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood

Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes

Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster!

The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked.

Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness

Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms

Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything

Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS!

Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed.

Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG!

With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm.

Epilogue.

Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you!

Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense.

Rin: Don't you mean "get through"?

Archer: No.

The end~

P.S. I'm not homosexual.

Can't believe that I knew where the whole thing was going but still read it.

 

And I have to say that the puns were used really well.

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So does anyone like UBW 2014?

 

I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share.

 

So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them.

Sasaki: Huff, huff...

Archer: Mmm...?

Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that.

Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower?

Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard?

Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic.

Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are.

Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass!

Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff.

Sasaki resumed his "activity."

Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...)

Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance.

Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling.

Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai?

Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight.

Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster?

Sasaki: I could say the same.

The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations.

Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.)

Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?)

Archer: I am the boner of my sword.

Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!)

The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late.

Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood

Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes

Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster!

The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked.

Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness

Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms

Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything

Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS!

Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed.

Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG!

With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm.

Epilogue.

Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you!

Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense.

Rin: Don't you mean "get through"?

Archer: No.

The end~

P.S. I'm not homosexual.

What the hell did I just read?  :michiru:

Well, at least I got a laugh out of it.

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So does anyone like UBW 2014?

 

I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share.

 

So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them.

Sasaki: Huff, huff...

Archer: Mmm...?

Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that.

Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower?

Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard?

Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic.

Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are.

Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass!

Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff.

Sasaki resumed his "activity."

Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...)

Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance.

Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling.

Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai?

Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight.

Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster?

Sasaki: I could say the same.

The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations.

Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.)

Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?)

Archer: I am the boner of my sword.

Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!)

The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late.

Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood

Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes

Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster!

The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked.

Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness

Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms

Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything

Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS!

Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed.

Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG!

With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm.

Epilogue.

Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you!

Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense.

Rin: Don't you mean "get through"?

Archer: No.

The end~

P.S. I'm not homosexual.

 

This is probably my favorite fanfic of all time.

 

Congrats.

I absolutely DIED at Noble Orgasm. :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha:

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So does anyone like UBW 2014?

 

I was bored, so I wrote this on a Type-moon forum. Figured I might as well share.

 

So when are the Sasaki x Archer porn coming? I can just imagine them.

Sasaki: Huff, huff...

Archer: Mmm...?

Archer slowly opened his eyes, struggling to recall where he was. Last he remembered, he was waiting for Rin to return after her date with his idiotic younger self, then he felt a foreign boundary field being raised outside the home, and everything went black shortly after that.

Sasaki: Hah, hah... Oh, you finally awake, little red flower?

Archer: Wah? Assassin?! What the hell are you doing, bastard?

Archer watched in horror as Assassin was straddling his crouch, engulfing Archer's erect penis with his rectum. His horror turned to rage quickly, however, and he tried to resist only to find out that his entire upper-body was restrained with magic.

Sasaki: Scary, scary! Don't look so grim, Archer; it's not like this was my idea. My vixen of a Master is gonna go take care of your friend, Saber, and she wanted to make absolutely sure that no one intervened. And here we are.

Archer: That doesn't explain why my dick is in your ass!

Sasaki: Don't sweat the small stuff.

Sasaki resumed his "activity."

Archer: (I have to get to Rin before Saber is taken out! I can't move my arms, but my lower half is free. Maybe I can...)

Archer started struggling to the best of his ability, and nearly got Sasaki thrown off before he regained his balance.

Sasaki: Whoa ("Wow"?) there. Now, now, Archer, no struggling.

Archer: You dare stand in my way, Samurai?

Sasaki: That is my line. I was tasked with keeping you occupied, yet you would interfere? My duty is to guard you inside my gate; I permitted entry, but leaving is another matter. Your (dick)head lacks elegance, but I'll satisfy myself by claiming it tonight.

Archer: You think you can fuck me, lackey of Caster?

Sasaki: I could say the same.

The samurai smiled wryly and continued his ministrations.

Archer: (This is bad. If this continues, I'll be rendered completely powerless and at his mercy! I don't have a choice. I need to use that.)

Archer took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Sasaki: Hmm? (What is he doing...?)

Archer: I am the boner of my sword.

Sasaki: (! This is bad; I need to finish him off quickly!)

The master swordsman quickened his pace, but it was too late.

Archer: Erect is my body, and throbbing is my blood

Archer: I have fucked over a thousand holes

Sasaki: Faster! I need to go faster!

The samurai moved his hips as quickly as he could, but he knew he was running out of time. However, he had lodged Archer in too deep to pull out now. There was no escape. His only exit had been blocked.

Archer: Unknown to Viagra, nor known to limpness

Archer: Have withstood pain to achieve many orgasms

Archer: Yet, this dick will never again feel anything

Archer: So as I pray, UNLIMITED THRUST WORKS!

Archer's hips started thrusting at an insane rate. Strength was leaving Sasaki before he knew it, and there was nothing he could do. Not even Lancer and Gay Bulge could match Archer's thrust speed.

Archer: This is the end, Samurai! CALADBOLG!

With a final thrust, Archer's Calabolg exploded inside Sasaki and he flew off him. With Assassin finally off him, Archer's restraints were broken, and he immediately ran towards the city in the hope of reaching Rin in them, leaving Sasaki covered in his Noble Orgasm.

Epilogue.

Rin: Archer, what took you so long?! We lost Saber because of you!

Archer: It couldn't be helped; it took a while to cum through Caster's defense.

Rin: Don't you mean "get through"?

Archer: No.

The end~

P.S. I'm not homosexual.

This post literally gave me Aids, in the best way possible! xD

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On a seperate note, how is HDN Re;Birth 2? And how good is HDN PP for that matter. I'm seriously considering getting a Vita for HDN and P4G.

 

I stalled Re;Birth 2 because holy shit my right analog is fucking up everything and my world map is going round and round.

Other than that, it's almost the same as Re;Birth 1. Only the lily ranks actually play a role in the game.

Also, you'll be starting the actual storyline that was continued in the next games, as opposed to Re;Birth 1, which is a completely different story that concluded on that very game. Re;Birth 2 continues on Re;Birth 3, so you'll be expecting more in the coming game. Also, the game has 8 endings. I only have one as of now, since I stopped playing like last month or something.

It's worth giving a try, really. I like the characters sooo.

 

PP is just a spin-off, really. If you don't care for something that's just gonna use up your time for some cute interactions with the goddesses and an imaginary male figure, then you need not buy it. It is, however, entertaining in a sense.

The gameplay is just, well, lol. The songs are nice though. They could've put more imo. But hey, not everything's perfect. I just look at their panties in a concert.

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