Ranzo Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Baphomet, Lucifer, Loki, Cthulhu, Lilith, Hela! Blood given to you all! Mythic wolves let loose to devour the sun and the moon...Ranzo is the wolf. I'm Mr. Beast, the big bad Fenris wolf, I'm The-End-of-the-World-Man, wearing the flesh of fallen angels...! On this day twenty seven years ago in a faraway place to unsuspecting parents Ranzo was born. Birds fell dead from the sky and mice and rats poured out of the fields and gutters and feasted upon each other. All to entertain me. Here stands Ranzo! Born in fire and here to raise Cain! Gaze upon my wonder, send adoration's towards my glory and you might yet be saved. Or writhe around like millions of sun-baked eels desperate for enlightenment. I wear the banner of WAR and I wield the sword and the scythe. No barriers or walls will save you, and no hearth will be untouched. Your soundless screams will be my backing chores. The fires of my swift judgment will purify the whole world. Offerings of yuri and pictures of Mint Blancmanche is accepted Have yourself a lovely day. Secrets... living under the skin of reality. I've seen it, the corruption of flesh... I'm the wolf! Yeah! I am the wolf! Edited April 26, 2018 by Ranzo Thyndd, mitchhamilton, Dreamysyu and 3 others 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 *Clephas spits out several beautiful demon women, who immediately go to their knees before him, he then orders them to be Ranzo's servants in all matters for the rest of his life* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchhamilton Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 ...i-i brought cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zvana Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 oWo, we have the same birthday. I uh guess I can give you my half of the spotlight as your birthday present. Happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginSmasher Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Kys XDDDddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Happy birthday! My gift to you is this box! You probably shouldn't open it Spoiler mitchhamilton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plk_Lesiak Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Clephas said: *Clephas spits out several beautiful demon women, who immediately go to their knees before him, he then orders them to be Ranzo's servants in all matters for the rest of his life* Wouldn't be more appropriate to order the demonesses to make out with each other? Oh, well, I guess he can do that himself now. ----------------------- Anyways, Happy Birthday to You, Wolf-That-Will-Devour-All-Creation. I present you this offering of cute yuri and aks for salvation from your wrath! Spoiler Edited April 26, 2018 by Plk_Lesiak mitchhamilton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamysyu Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) It's n-not like I came here to congratulate you or anything. Spoiler Happy birthday! Edited April 26, 2018 by Dreamysyu mitchhamilton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Happy Birthday. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 your present is the realization that you won't receive a material present because we'll all be forgotten within a couple generations anyway. how many people are going to remember you exist in 70 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaggieROBOT Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Spoiler Happy birthday! <3 Plk_Lesiak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akimoto Masato Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 there are no gifts, goodbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranzo Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Clephas said: *Clephas spits out several beautiful demon women, who immediately go to their knees before him, he then orders them to be Ranzo's servants in all matters for the rest of his life* That's bitchin' it will be just like that cover art of the Lords of Acid album Voodu U (Too hot for work) 9 hours ago, mitchhamilton said: ...i-i brought cake. Looks like you don't have to die today..congratulations! 8 hours ago, VirginSmasher said: No. Aw thank you V Kun I appreciate it 8 hours ago, Kiriririri said: Hide contents Kys XDDDddddddd Have we met? 6 hours ago, Dergonu said: Happy birthday! My gift to you is this box! You probably shouldn't open it Reveal hidden contents So uh...What's in the box? It better not be socks! 6 hours ago, Plk_Lesiak said: Wouldn't be more appropriate to order the demonesses to make out with each other? Oh, well, I guess he can do that himself now. ----------------------- Anyways, Happy Birthday to You, Wolf-That-Will-Devour-All-Creation. I present you this offering of cute yuri and aks for salvation from your wrath! Reveal hidden contents They have to get to know each other first over a fluffy/blushing period of time before we get to the lewdness. You can't rush these things! Oh nice I just started reading Yuru Yuri yesterday, thanks fellow comrade 4 hours ago, Dreamysyu said: It's n-not like I came here to congratulate you or anything. Hide contents Happy birthday! Spoiler Thanks amigo! Edited April 26, 2018 by Ranzo Dreamysyu and Plk_Lesiak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiterfechten Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Happy birthday Ranzo and Zvana! I didn't find any birthday picture sadly :/. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranzo Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, UnlimitedMoeWorks said: Well... Not sure what present to give to the Harbinger of Destruction. A doomsday device maybe? Or maybe some mythical object to make one transcend godhood? Happy birthday! Yes, both of these things are acceptable presents. That or some yuri 1 hour ago, Funyarinpa said: your present is the realization that you won't receive a material present because we'll all be forgotten within a couple generations anyway. how many people are going to remember you exist in 70 years? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, Thank you! 58 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! Reveal hidden contents Happy birthday! <3 Oh and @Zvana I'll let you share some of the glory as well so don't you fret Edited April 26, 2018 by Ranzo MaggieROBOT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaggieROBOT Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, Ranzo said: So uh...What's in the box? It better not be socks! I opened it and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyndd Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Happi basudei omae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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