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7 minutes ago, solidbatman said:

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You got me with the last post :notlikemiya:

9 minutes ago, solidbatman said:

i am becoming a teacher but believe me, i would never gather a lesson plan from here. 

I suspect I have had teachers who would have done that if they could get away with it.

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3 minutes ago, tymmur said:

You got me with the last post :notlikemiya:

I suspect I have had teachers who would have done that if they could get away with it.

I know I had teachers who would have thought it a great idea... but one of them got fired for sexual harassment of a student and the other one came in drunk and got reprimanded so loudly he quit on the spot...

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1 minute ago, Clephas said:

I know I had teachers who would have thought it a great idea... but one of them got fired for sexual harassment of a student and the other one came in drunk and got reprimanded so loudly he quit on the spot...

I had one teacher, who bragged in class about his public streaking as well as his afternoons with his buddies where they were binge watching hardcore porn. He taught students how to order a prostitute. He was seduced by a female student and went all the way (she had reached the age of consent... barely, but that wasn't the issue). He showed up an hour late and was clearly dead drunk where he started by declaring some students absent even if they had been there on time waiting for him. He did all that within a few months and one day we were told he would not be coming back. Apparently the school hold on to him for a while because no other teacher on the school could take over the class (conflicting schedules) and getting somebody from outside in the middle of a school year is tricky, but showing up drunk was too much and he was fired without a replacement. Class was canceled for two weeks until they managed to convince another school to rent a teacher if it didn't conflict with his teaching there and then I ended up with classes at non-ideal hours for the rest of the year.

Oddly enough, the teacher was actually a really good teacher and most students learned a lot. I suspect the timeline is that it all started as he was seduced and that messed up his head, but I can't tell for sure.

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Cageology or the study of Nicolas Cage.

Over a two week period have your students watch every single movie that Nicolas Cage has ever been in reverse chronological order

When it's over have each student battle a wolverine to the death in a brutal Cage match. Involve some bees if the mood takes you.

Have them fill out several legally binding documents disallowing all knowledge of what transpired during the last two weeks.

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31 minutes ago, Ranzo said:

Cageology or the study of Nicolas Cage.

Wouldn't it be better to make them watch The Goonies and then make the students analyze the movie in a written assignment? Your goal will then be to see how many notice that the pirate is called "One eyed Willie" and get the joke.

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1) Visual Novel Reverse Engineering 101
2) The most common x86 instructions, how registers and memory work, how to use a disassembler, examples of file formats found in VNs.
3) Field trip: breaching the head office of a visual novel company and lifting their source control server while holding the CEO's daughter hostage. (Different company each year)
4) Writing a converter for a proprietary image format in Python.

1) Restoration of Hand-drawn Japanese Media
2) Methods for accurately estimating how a given damaged area originally looked like and faithfully restoring it. Examples of particularly tricky restoration works carried out by famous experts in the field.
3) Getting naked and acting out scenes in groups to take pictures for tracing.
4) Retouching a lightly damaged artwork.

1) Applied Localization of Bonding Segments in Visual Novels
2) Refresher on the various tropes and clichés found in Japanese romance scenes. Examples of common inaccuracies and exaggerations to be aware of. Techniques for improving upon overly repetitive or graphic descriptions.
3) Playing a segment on the projector and discussing how it could be rewritten to be more realistic and engaging to read.
4) Screwing a sibling of choice and recording the act for reference when translating intrafamilial bonding scenes. (Only children can ask their parents for help)

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On 4/12/2018 at 3:26 PM, frc_ said:

1) Visual Novel Reverse Engineering 101
2) The most common x86 instructions, how registers and memory work, how to use a disassembler, examples of file formats found in VNs.
3) Field trip: breaching the head office of a visual novel company and lifting their source control server while holding the CEO's daughter hostage. (Different company each year)
4) Writing a converter for a proprietary image format in Python.

1) Restoration of Hand-drawn Japanese Media
2) Methods for accurately estimating how a given damaged area originally looked like and faithfully restoring it. Examples of particularly tricky restoration works carried out by famous experts in the field.
3) Getting naked and acting out scenes in groups to take pictures for tracing.
4) Retouching a lightly damaged artwork.

1) Applied Localization of Bonding Segments in Visual Novels
2) Refresher on the various tropes and clichés found in Japanese romance scenes. Examples of common inaccuracies and exaggerations to be aware of. Techniques for improving upon overly repetitive or graphic descriptions.
3) Playing a segment on the projector and discussing how it could be rewritten to be more realistic and engaging to read.
4) Screwing a sibling of choice and recording the act for reference when translating intrafamilial bonding scenes. (Only children can ask their parents for help)

i feel like each one of these could be the plot for a super meta VN

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6 minutes ago, solidbatman said:

i feel like each one of these could be the plot for a super meta VN

It also feels like the plot for how to do a translation project. There are a few inaccuracies though, like

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On 12/4/2018 at 9:26 PM, frc_ said:

4) Writing a converter for a proprietary image format in Python.

Python is not my language of choice.

 

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7 hours ago, tymmur said:

It also feels like the plot for how to do a translation project. There are a few inaccuracies though, like

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Python is not my language of choice.

 

It's an introductory course aimed at first-year students who may not have any programming experience at all. Putting something scary like "reimplement assembly code in C++" in the description would risk driving away potential applicants, right? For their first foray into reverse engineering, it's better to make them acquire reference source code and express the knowledge they gained in a language suited for beginners.

8 hours ago, solidbatman said:

i feel like each one of these could be the plot for a super meta VN

Why not all of them at once? The MC joins the reverse engineering course, poses for (or with) his artist girlfriend, and helps his literature geek sister with her homework.

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On 14/04/2018 at 8:27 AM, frc_ said:

It's an introductory course aimed at first-year students who may not have any programming experience at all. Putting something scary like "reimplement assembly code in C++" in the description would risk driving away potential applicants, right? For their first foray into reverse engineering, it's better to make them acquire reference source code and express the knowledge they gained in a language suited for beginners.

Why not all of them at once? The MC joins the reverse engineering course, poses for (or with) his artist girlfriend, and helps his literature geek sister with her homework.

You read too much I/O. www 

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