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3 hours ago, solidbatman said:

who are you

I could ask you the same thing in all honestly but if you must know

I am Ranzo born in fire and raised in coal!

Oh Jesus Christ Almighty
    Ranzo boys, Ranzo,
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty,
    Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

Oh Ranzo was no sailor,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo,
But he shipped aboard a whaler.

Ranzo boys, Ranzo.

He washed once in a fortnight,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
He said it was his birthright.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

Because he was so dirty

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
The skipper give him thirty.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

Aye the skipper give him thirty

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
But his daughter begged fer mercy.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

She took 'im to her cabin,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
To try and ease his aching.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

She give him rum and water,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
And a bit more than she oughta.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

She give 'im ejercation,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
And taught 'im navigation.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

She made him the best sailor,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
Aboard a Yankee whaler.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

Now he's known wherever the whalefish blow,

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.
As the toughest bastard on the go.

  Ranzo me boys, Ranzo.

2 hours ago, Asonn said:

I could ask a generic question and let you be happy. but I'm not gonna. I literally don't care. I'm only posting this cuz I don't want to sleep at the moment.

So tell me, why should this be a relevant AMA. 

Because I am directly involved of course.

 

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