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Chichi Miko!!

https://vndb.org/v7707

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Matsushita Ukyou is typical mama's boy. One day, he receives a call from his grandmother, Chichiizumi Touka, asking him and his mother to visit the Chichiizumi Shrine, where she holds the title of Milk Shrine Priestess. However, it turns out to be more than a simple call when the priestess announces that she will be retiring! Ukyou must perform the chichi miko training with three beautiful women, his mother, aunt, and cousin, and determine which is fit to succeed as Milk Shrine Priestess!

 

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I have no idea what just happened to this thread...

Anyways, I'm back with another... let's go with fun Cyclet nukige synopsis. This one is for Kaishoku Rinne.

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Long ago, an obscene ritual took place...

The town Onorochou was well known for their flourishing fishing industry. But that industry had recently started to crumble, because of a sudden steep decrease in catches.
The people of Onorochou were at a loss. What were they to do, if the low catches continued?
It was then someone from the town decided to commence an old ritual.
It was said that this ancient ritual would guarantee the town bountiful catches.

In order to do this ritual, however, a set of chosen shrine maidens had to step into the forbidden part of the town... an area which had been locked away for ages.

There, the chosen shrine maidens would have to surrender their bodies to the creatures of the sea for 7 days straight.

What fate awaited the chosen shrine maidens, Amami Kiyoka and Shigano Koko?

Yum, fish.

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2 minutes ago, Kiriririri said:

雪奈の巨乳による彼氏の圧死。
すべての物語はそこから始まる。

 

The whole story starts from Yukina's boyfriend being crushed to death by her boobs
 

Who wouldn't want to die being crushed to death by boobs?

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Here are some funny ones from MBS Truth

Nangoku Sakunyuu Island ~Ninshin Sasete!? Chichi Shibori https://vndb.org/v2652

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The main character drifts ashore to the island, where only girls with big breasts live. He is welcomed by them, and starts to live with them. One day, a man, whose job is to milk the girls, has gone missing. The girls need him because they make a living by selling their breast milk. As a result, the main character is forced to take over the job. He has a good cause to ejaculate inside the girls... on business? Anyway, his sex life soaked in milk starts....

 

Oh!! Micro-Man ~Chiisaku Natte Onna no Ko no Ironna Tokoro ni Haicchao https://vndb.org/v16090

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One morning, our protagonist's, Maikuro Mitsuru, suddenly found himself being shrank to a very small size. Using that to the advantage, he started doing erotic things to various girls.

Peeping the toilet and girls' skirts, sneaking into girls' clothes and underwears, entering the bathroom as he like. 

Thinking everyday about new erotic ideas which can only be done because of his size , he started living a "fulfilling" life. 

 

Class Zenin Maji de Yuri?! ~Watashi-tachi no Rezu Oppai wa Anata no Mono Joshi Zenin Shiofuki Keikak

https://vndb.org/v12404

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Protagonist Hatsuse Akira is a cheerful breast-loving perverted girl. She enjoys making models of the female body, especially breasts, and has a vast collection of breast images on her phone and PC.

Seeking the Ultimate Breasts, she moved in to an apartment by herself in order to transfer to the Imperial Girl's School which is rumoured to be filled with lovely, pure young ladies.

The school lives up to the rumors, with many pure and lovely girls. Akira secretly declares "I will get my hands on the breasts of every girl in my class, and create a harem!", using her new apartment as her base, she begins her breast groping battle to build her "Breast Harem".

 

 

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I might have found a little gem (that needs to be translated ASAP)

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The game club of a certain school.

The amount sold and the evaluation of the eroge that was presented in the last event have been terrible.

The consultant teacher says in a thundering voice;
"You can't make a good eroge because you all don't have any sexual experience! All of the club members will develop the next eroge while having sex with the club president!"

From these absurd words, while the club president (the protagonist) who is the only male member of the club studies sex with every single female member of the club, their second eroge's development has began.

 

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7 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

I might have found a little gem (that needs to be translated ASAP)

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The game club of a certain school.

The amount sold and the evaluation of the eroge that was presented in the last event have been terrible.

The consultant teacher says in a thundering voice;
"You can't make a good eroge because you all don't have any sexual experience! All of the club members will develop the next eroge while having sex with the club president!"

From these absurd words, while the club president (the protagonist) who is the only male member of the club studies sex with every single female member of the club, their second eroge's development has began.

 

well, that just makes perfect sense. i dont see why it would be placed in this forum about crazy synopsis for nukige vns. :meguface:

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4 minutes ago, mitchhamilton said:

well, that just makes perfect sense. i dont see why it would be placed in this forum about crazy synopsis for nukige vns. :meguface:

'Cause every school that I know have an eroge club, where the male person bangs everyone I guess. But it's moonstone cherry stuff (guys\gals that made Imouto Paradise), so it's quality porn.

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45 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

'Cause every school that I know have an eroge club, where the male person bangs everyone I guess. But it's moonstone cherry stuff (guys\gals that made Imouto Paradise), so it's quality porn.

Hidding beneath the Imouto Paradise games, lays a big and meaty plot:

 

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Speaking of imoutos... (this is not a nukige, but still priceless!) From Imouto Senbatsu Sousenkyo:

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April 1st is the day when the world is full of lies, however to Kouta, it is his precious imouto’s birthday. His father returned that day after a long time away and told him: “Actually Kouta… you have 364 other imoutos”. He was still confused when his father brought him to Tachibana Gakuen. He was the only guy at the school. The other 365 students were… all his imoutos.

 

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4 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

The nukige part they are saving for a prequel game about the dad.

Just imagine!

It would have to be like 15 hours long, even without much time space between the h-scenes, right? Especially considering that he had to also produce a few hundred otoutos in the process... :blink:

Well... At least if that game ever gets created, I'll know how to introduce VNs to certain member of my family. It would really resonate with their life experience and attitudes... :P

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This isn't particularly strange or anything but I just love how this synopsis is worded

  Cunning Cumming Idol -I Love Super Aggressive Carnivores-  (I mean with a name like that you know that quality is synonymous)

My first time was with the mother of Takamami, an idol I knew in childhood
who went on to become a frontrunner in Project D's MGN45.
My second time was with Takamami herself.

Her mother popped my cherry. I popped her daughter's.

After we did it we settled into a lover's relationship. She would email me and I'd go meet her.
We tried something different every day. Missionary, spooning, doggy style...
It was a revolution, and she learned the intimate parts of her body.
Once she learned about orgasms she was ravenous for cock.
 

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11 hours ago, Ranzo said:
  Cunning Cumming Idol -I Love Super Aggressive Carnivores-  (I mean with a name like that you know that quality is synonymous)

My first time was with the mother of Takamami, an idol I knew in childhood
who went on to become a frontrunner in Project D's MGN45.
My second time was with Takamami herself.

Her mother popped my cherry. I popped her daughter's.

After we did it we settled into a lover's relationship. She would email me and I'd go meet her.
We tried something different every day. Missionary, spooning, doggy style...
It was a revolution, and she learned the intimate parts of her body.
Once she learned about orgasms she was ravenous for cock.

This is some another level poetry... Fantastic!

Aaaaaand, since I like to bring you guys different but equally creative things, here's an awesome synopsis of a yaoi nukige. Name's Ikare Chinpoya:

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Recently, in a magical Wonderforest where common sense doesn't apply, there is a strange house where lost men with troubles about their crotches are drawn towards, without fail. These men, wincing from their unhappy sex lives, would knock on the door of that house and the door would soundlessly open to reveal... THE MAD COCKMAN. A great sex wizard who, by taking in all the cocks of many men who visit him, solves their life problems! Though these men are reluctant at first, they all open their hearts to THE MAD COCKMAN's earnestness, and with the Cockman's devoted services, awaken to the joys of cumming.

Then they return, with relief in their hearts, to the concrete jungle from whence they came.

The Mad Cockman, however, is always left behind, alone, in his house in the forest, filled with a little loneliness and a strange headache. To pass the time with this loneliness and this pain, he spends his days drinking cups of cum (because he hates medicine), when something begins to happen...

 

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1 minute ago, MaggieROBOT said:
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The Mad Cockman, however, is always left behind, alone, in his house in the forest, filled with a little loneliness and a strange headache. To pass the time with this loneliness and this pain, he spends his days drinking cups of cum (because he hates medicine), when something begins to happen...

 

this legitimately sounds like something between a legitimately depressing VN, Starless, and the lore of a Dark Souls boss

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7 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

This is some another level poetry... Fantastic!

Aaaaaand, since I like to bring you guys different but equally creative things, here's an awesome synopsis of a yaoi nukige. Name's Ikare Chinpoya:

 

Yeah this seems like a real emotionally engaging story that effects you on a sort of spiritual level. Like the MAD COCKMAN right? He delivers men from their distress but what about his needs right? He gives so much but gets nothing back. And he has a headache and the only thing he can take for it is semen because he just doesn't trust the mega pharmaceutical industry. Is it his own cum he guzzles or someone else's? We don't know. I don't think we're ever meant to know. CHANGE PLACES!

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5 minutes ago, Ranzo said:

Yeah this seems like a real emotionally engaging story that effects you on a sort of spiritual level. Like the MAD COCKMAN right? He delivers men from their distress but what about his needs right? He gives so much but gets nothing back. And he has a headache and the only thing he can take for it is semen because he just doesn't trust the mega pharmaceutical industry. Is it his own cum he guzzles or someone else's? We don't know. I don't think we're ever meant to know. CHANGE PLACES!

They always ask "is he the mad cockman"

they never ask "why's the cockman mad"

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