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like the title says, i wanna know what are some of the craziest synopsis youve read for a nukige. im talking like softhouse seal type level of synopsis.

 

"Bustchest continent is at war: the Big Breasts and Flat Chest kingdoms fight to determine once and for all which size is better. Haruto, the protagonist, loves all sizes equally. According to the Breasts God, he has a special power which can save the continent, so without a second thought, Haruto starts his quest as a breasts-loving messiah."

                                                   -Ultimate☆Boob Wars!! Big Breasts vs Flat Chests

 

just something thats just insane and purely just because its a porn game with no shame. hey, that rhymed.  i remember something about like viruses or something coming out of a guys pc and it was semen specifically that somehow helped them. or maybe they were antivrus? idk, they were a software of some sort. maybe they were windows paint?

 

 

 

off topic but i love this little dragon from boob wars 2. i want it as a stuffed toy. :wafuu:

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Here is the vndb description for Henshin!!! Pantsu ni Natte Kunkun Peropero

https://vndb.org/v6472

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“Ahhh… I wish I was a girl’s panties” After Yuuji said that, his imouto Miko left him and is now staying at the girls’ dormitory. He debated if panties would be too stimulating and if he should be a skirt or a chair instead, all the while lamenting why he was born a human. Coming home one day, he came upon a talking cat-like thing that had collapsed. As thanks for taking care of her, she gives him a cell phone that allows him to transform into anything! Armed with his new ability, he heads out to fulfill his dream of teasing girls.

 

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The virus one you were refering to is probably ESEX Shikorsky: INTERNEET Security Cloud 2017 vndb link https://vndb.org/v20297

vndb description is

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While fapping one night, Yuuichi a virgin NEET, hears a mysterious voice, but can't find where the source is coming from. He is told that he has gained the power to see the unseeable by getting a hard-on. Later that night he again hears another mysterious voice, so he decides to test his newfound magical powers. Suddenly, a girl appears before him, and at the same time, his Twitter is blowing up. It turns out that the girl is a computer virus and has hacked his Twitter, saying embarrassing things in order to give him birthday wishes. After scolding the girl, Yuuichi tells her to "take responsibility," but she interprets this as her having sex with him, which Yuuichi gladly takes. Afterwards, Yuuichi learns that the porn he fapped to that night was actually of his older sister masturbating. It was not just Yuuichi; the same happened to many other guys that same night with either their older or younger sister, and it was caused by another virus. While investigating in his older sister's room, he hears another mysterious voice...

Will Yuuichi be able to take out his penis and start rubbing it to get a hard-on to protect the video of his sister from other perverts or will he fail and the video will be spread to everybody?

 

Edited by bakauchuujin

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"My little sis got hemorrhoids so, I stuck a suppository up her ass."

My beautiful, graceful little sister... has bleeding hemorrhoids!
Unable to discuss this problem with anyone, she comes to me for advice.
I go out and buy a suppository for her but......
"Oniichan...... I can't...... get it all the way in......"

It would seem she failed at inserting it.
I've heard it's actually pretty hard to put it in yourself.
"B, big bro...... Please...... put it in for me......?"

EH!? But, I'll see her anus if I do that!?
Her face scarlet red, her body trembling in embarrassment.
My little sister begs so earnestly. She's so adorable.
I can no longer hold on to my sense of reason!
What will Oniichan do!?

Let's mix things up with my little sister's best friend.
Things escalate for the worse? No, we of course mean, the best!

 

:reeee:

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20 minutes ago, Deep Blue said:

"My little sis got hemorrhoids so, I stuck a suppository up her ass."

Aaawww, I've wanted to put this one here! :D

But the game itself is not the best part of the story. SakuraGame, a few months back, tried to put this exact title on Steam (!!!) and even hired a freelance translator to localize it, instead of getting it through a machine like they do with most of their games. I think it didn't go up only because people mass-reported it to Valve as child porn.  Just what in the actual fuck? :wahaha:

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21 hours ago, Deep Blue said:

"My little sis got hemorrhoids so, I stuck a suppository up her ass."

My beautiful, graceful little sister... has bleeding hemorrhoids!
Unable to discuss this problem with anyone, she comes to me for advice.
I go out and buy a suppository for her but......
"Oniichan...... I can't...... get it all the way in......"

It would seem she failed at inserting it.
I've heard it's actually pretty hard to put it in yourself.
"B, big bro...... Please...... put it in for me......?"

EH!? But, I'll see her anus if I do that!?
Her face scarlet red, her body trembling in embarrassment.
My little sister begs so earnestly. She's so adorable.
I can no longer hold on to my sense of reason!
What will Oniichan do!?

Let's mix things up with my little sister's best friend.
Things escalate for the worse? No, we of course mean, the best!

 

:reeee:

 

20 hours ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Aaawww, I've wanted to put this one here! :D

But the game itself is not the best part of the story. SakuraGame, a few months back, tried to put this exact title on Steam (!!!) and even hired a freelance translator to localize it, instead of getting it through a machine like they do with most of their games. I think it didn't go up only because people mass-reported it to Valve as child porn.  Just what in the actual fuck? :wahaha:

This is actually a 2014 web novel with 81 chapters.

RIp

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/my-little-sister-got-hemorrhoids-so-i-helped-her-insert-the-suppository/

 

While not the craziest, this made me laugh

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In this world, corporations reign supreme, all human life is infected with nanomachines designed to oppress them, and the terrifying White Knights ensure that everyone obeys the laws.

But, this is not about those people.

You are a bartender at VA-11 HALL-A, affectionately nicknamed "Valhalla." Although it is just a small bar downtown, it attracts the most fascinating people this side of dystopia. Keep your clients lubricated and you will be made privy to the most interesting stories.

 

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14 minutes ago, Akshay said:

While not the craziest, this made me laugh

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In this world, corporations reign supreme, all human life is infected with nanomachines designed to oppress them, and the terrifying White Knights ensure that everyone obeys the laws.

But, this is not about those people.

You are a bartender at VA-11 HALL-A, affectionately nicknamed "Valhalla." Although it is just a small bar downtown, it attracts the most fascinating people this side of dystopia. Keep your clients lubricated and you will be made privy to the most interesting stories.

 

wait, this isnt a nukige! :pyaa: ARE YOU TRYING TO DERAIL THE THREAD!!?? REPORTED! :reeee:

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Gues I should try to get this back on track with some vndb descriptions from Miel

Mesu Inu Haramase Oyakodon ~Oba to Itoko o Aherase Meromero na Yari Makuri Pet Shiiku ♪ link https://vndb.org/v19765
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Sexy Kaede passed her best features to her tsundere honor student daughter Ayane. 
Meanwhile the world has gone upside down in a panic over the declining birthrate, 
and "you" are the official owner of these near-relatives-cum-breedworthy dog eared bitches. 
Sex of all kinds is OK. Take mommy and daughter to the park for an X-rated walk. 
Make your pets howl in gapefaced joy in the kitchen, on the street, at school. 

It's a little bit bestial, a little bit incest, and completely legal!

 

 

Tanezuke Bokujou Gakuen ~Gakuen Marugoto Goshujin-sama no Kachiku Buhi ♪ Yaritai Houdai Haramase Shiikushite Kudasai!

 link https://vndb.org/v18289

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Congratulations on your acceptance to Estrum Farms Academy, the agricultural school packed with women reared to f*ck! A harem of primo livestock that's prime for mating awaits!

You're a new student at an elite academy that produces domestic f*ckables. The school chairwoman is a man-hating bitch who punishes you to erection! That's okay, you'll subjugate her into a mesu buta BBA. There's a rather rude idol student who looks down her nose at you... until you make her just another slut! Squee! Squee! Take over the whole farm. F*ck the livestock, teachers, classmates, milfs!

Have your way with E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E!

 

Edited by bakauchuujin

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The summary for Guro Dere is pretty hilarious.

I decided to translate it for the lols, so here you go:

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One day, on his way home, Komura Kazuto ran into a girl from his past; a girl he had not seen in 10 years.

But this was no normal reunion. The girl was standing in the middle of the road, about to be hit by a truck. Kazuto rushed to her side and pushed her out of the way, then... everything turned pitch black.
When Kazuto regained consciousness, the girl was by his side.

The girl's name was "Ilmi." She had apparently saved Kazuto at the last minute.

Ilmi asked Kazuto if he could let her crash at his place for a bit, and he could not find it in himself to turn her down, bringing her home with him.
That night, Ilmi snuck into Kazuto's bed, and the two ended up sleeing together. For some reason, Kazuto lost consciousness right after.


And the first thing Kazuto saw when he woke up again was Ilmi sitting naked in front of him, holding her own severed head in her hands. With a bright smile, Ilmi then said:
"You really know how to punish a girl."
Shocked and confused, Kazuto asked her how she could possibly still be alive, and with a brilliant smile, she answered:
"Because I'm a vampire, duh!"

This was the beginning of Kazuto and Ilmi's lovey-dovey, lewd and grotesque relationship.

 

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The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno. SUCH GUD NAME.

This isn't your soft rape story.
This is a gripping story about fiery vengeance and a sinister revenge plot.
Experience the brutality that unfolds and evil deeds taken to the extreme!
Our beautiful maidens are waiting (to be raped?); don't resist the temptation to participate in a unique sexual fantasy.

 

Can the Sakura series be considered closet-nukiges? ( like the First games really want to be porn, but It never crosses the eroge line).

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This one is simple, but it's a four games series! From Kabe ni Hamatte Ugokenai!

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The kind and gentle housewife, Matsuyama Michiko, was chasing a stray cat who stole her fish, which got her trapped in a hole in the wall. 

The men walking down the road did lewd stuff on the troubled Michiko one after another...

However, those men became slaves to the body of the vigorous housewife. 

 

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2 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

This one is simple, but it's a four games series! From Kabe ni Hamatte Ugokenai!

 

Lesson of the day:

Kids if your pet goes through a hole in the wall, don't try to follow it, 'cause you're probably gonna get stuck and then gang raped.

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2 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

Lesson of the day:

Kids if your pet goes through a hole in the wall, don't try to follow it, 'cause you're probably gonna get stuck and then gang raped.

Actually, don't go through a hole at all. In other of these games, the girl get stuck trying to get a shortcut!!!!

 

I also remember seeing one game where the MC was a "boob connaiseur", since he could identify any girl just by looking at a pic of her breasts, and then he received a tit pic marking his entering a contest to find the ultimate boob master. He had to find the girl of the pic before his adversaries. BUT I CAN'T FIND WHAT GAME IS THIS AGAIN!

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Just now, MaggieROBOT said:

Actually, don't go through a hole at all. In other of these games, the girl get stuck trying to get a shortcut!!!!

 

I also remember seeing one game where the MC was a "boob connaiseur", since he could identify any girl just by looking at a pic of her breasts, and then he received a tit pic marking his entering a contest to find the ultimate boob master. He had to find the girl of the pic before his adversaries. BUT I CAN'T FIND WHAT GAME IS THIS AGAIN!

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(Re)lesson of the day:

Don't exit your home, block everything, the Nukige characters are coming to take your virginity.

(Also srsly)

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Not a nukige, but peeges have funny summaries too! From Love & Piss:

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In this world, your magic power increases by holding your pee. Yurika is a magician who severely lacks pee and decided to summon a guy who is able to store a lot of it so that he can supply her with it through a special ceremony (sexual intercourse) and allow her to pass the make-up wizard test. Yoshifumi was the chosen one and was forced to help her out since he couldn’t return to his own world until she becomes a wizard. Also, his childhood friend Yumari was also brought to this world at the same time, and for some reason she is also taking the wizard test with Yurika.

 

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4 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

Not a nukige, but peeges have funny premises too! From Love & Piss:

 

Peeges? Like Libra of the vampire princess?

Or should I say, Libra of the vampire PISScess?

(god I'm awful, someone kill me plz, that joke was horrendous)

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1 minute ago, SeniorBlitz said:

Peeges? Like Libra of the vampire princess?

Yeah, and like this (actually there's more than just pee in this):

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You can choose one of five different female characters and play through, to see different scenarios from that character's point of view. Explore a cornucopia of forbidden themes as you assume the personalities of each of the characters and play through all parts of the interconnected story. It's a game that explores some of the more bizarre fetishes that can be found in an eroge.

Ikumi-chan just can't control her bladder. Julyne is a clumsy nurse. Reika's a model with constipation problems. Setsuko doesn't know how to use a tampon. Shoko has too much time for love of vegetables. Water Closet tells each of their stories in graphic, erotic detail, exploring themes that usually go unspoken.

 

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3 hours ago, SeniorBlitz said:

Can the Sakura series be considered closet-nukiges? ( like the First games really want to be porn, but It never crosses the eroge line).

mm, sure why not. its nukige is teasing. :mare:

 

2 hours ago, MaggieROBOT said:

This one is simple, but it's a four games series! From Kabe ni Hamatte Ugokenai!

 

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hate it when that happens.

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this game called "Haramase Simulator" being developed in /d/ (the part of 4chan where the phrase "shitting dick nipples" originates from, which should tell you enough of its purpose) and its story goes something like this:

After Donald Trump causes the world to go into nuclear war, most men are conscripted and sent to battle. Then, a virus that targets the Y chromosome is released, and these two drastically reduce the male population worldwide to less than a hundredth. So, in Japan, the exceedingly few men left are given licenses to impregnate any woman they wish, by law. 

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1 hour ago, Funyarinpa said:

this game called "Haramase Simulator" being developed in /d/ (the part of 4chan where the phrase "shitting dick nipples" originates from, which should tell you enough of its purpose) and its story goes something like this:

After Donald Trump causes the world to go into nuclear war, most men are conscripted and sent to battle. Then, a virus that targets the Y chromosome is released, and these two drastically reduce the male population worldwide to less than a hundredth. So, in Japan, the exceedingly few men left are given licenses to impregnate any woman they wish, by law. 

This https://vndb.org/v20043?

The art seems good though, and also the premise, THE PREMISE. xoD

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10 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

This https://vndb.org/v20043?

The art seems good though, and also the premise, THE PREMISE. xoD

:wahaha:

 

oh man. the stuff people come up with for vns. amirite? god, what craziness. lmfao

 

:wahaha:                    :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha:        :wahaha: 

:wahaha:                    :wahaha:                           :wahaha:       :wahaha: 

:wahaha:                    :wahaha:                           :wahaha:       :wahaha: 

:wahaha:                    :wahaha:                           :wahaha:       :wahaha: 

:wahaha::wahaha::wahaha:     :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha:       :wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: 

 

...

 

waits patiently for the vn to be released. :rimu:

Edited by mitchhamilton

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Our hero is a young man named Ibuki, a real cat lover who can't resist scratching a kitty on the head. One night he had a vision of the Cat God, who wanted to reward Ibuki for being so kind to his feline followers, and will grant him one wish. Ibuki wastes no time in his reply. "I want a cat girl!" he said.

Several days later, Ibuki heard a meowing sound coming from a cardboard box left outside his door. He opened the box and was shocked to see a beautiful naked cat girl. As she looked up at him, she purred, "I've come to serve you, for all the kindness you've shown to cats." The next thing he shows know, his apartment is filled gorgeous cat girls, all eager to do whatever they can for him.
 

 

So I guess keep pettin' that pussy boys!:maple:

Edited by Ranzo

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1 minute ago, Ranzo said:
Our hero is a young man named Ibuki, a real cat lover who can't resist scratching a kitty on the head. One night he had a vision of the Cat God, who wanted to reward Ibuki for being so kind to his feline followers, and will grant him one wish. Ibuki wastes no time in his reply. "I want a cat girl!" he said.

Several days later, Ibuki heard a meowing sound coming from a cardboard box left outside his door. He opened the box and was shocked to see a beautiful naked cat girl. As she looked up at him, she purred, "I've come to serve you, for all the kindness you've shown to cats." The next thing he shows know, his apartment is filled gorgeous cat girls, all eager to do whatever they can for him.
 

 

So I guess keep pettin' that pussy boys!:maple:

I might need to know what this is called for science

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