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Hi! My name is Zakamutt and I can't help myself from making this joke. Gomen nasai but I am mou shindeiru anyway so you can't do anything to nyatashi anyway. Shumi wa 本とかノベルゲとかを読む、そしてランダムで日本語で書く事。Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああファック

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I don't understand the foreignese in this picture but I'm sure some of you do. It's probably saying something like "anyone who uses this picture is a big poopyhead lol"

 

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5 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

Where's the sexual part in that introduction? I came here just for it.

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Let's face it, this hunk is practically asking for it. His manager's going to be on the other side of the counter soon for some good old-fashioned discipline, I bet. A v steamy picture if you can see into the fog between the pixels

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5 hours ago, HMN said:

Can I 持ち帰りyou home with me? The nyatashi sold me out 

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否!猫である人でなしながらも、殺人鬼は断じて無理!

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Oh. My. God.

Are you alright?

TL Note: alright means daijoubu, god means god.

sumimasen, fuwan wo kaketa no wa HONTTO ni gomen nyasai desu. Okkei desu. Tokoro de eigo wa mutsukashii no de 癌字 (furi: roomaji) de ii? Soretomo tsukimoji? Soshite goddo tte 「kamisama」 jan. Oboetoku ne.

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Did I kiku yuri soko? I am kininarous!

草, anata are kandeing the nioi of yuri desu, demo watashitachi am ima in yuri fuwa mabushii meow meow tengoku desu. Sanagara big reason to leave your sekaily trappings (furi: goosuto bodii) behind and cum with nyatashitachi to sora he desu nya!

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10 minutes ago, Zakamutt said:

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否!猫である人でなしながらも、殺人鬼は断じて無理!

 

 

だってだって!この世の中は苦しみで満ちているから死こそが平等な救いである!

それはともかくとして、私の元に来なさい!!!

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36 minutes ago, Deep Blue said:

That's in "mexican". It says:

"That moment when realize that your mom is going to hit you." It's poorly written, my eyes are hurting.

Oh, so it's actually the opener for incest porn then. Excellent.

 

17 minutes ago, xToki said:

Baited by title, I am disappoint :vanilla:

We are gomen nasai desuっっ

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2 hours ago, Zakamutt said:

草, anata are kandeing the nioi of yuri desu, demo watashitachi am ima in yuri fuwa mabushii meow meow tengoku desu. Sanagara big reason to leave your sekaily trappings (furi: goosuto bodii) behind and cum with nyatashitachi to sora he desu nya!

Murible desu :wafuu:

Tengoku is totemo kowai place desu!! Koko would imasugu makes wareware kierundesu!!! :wafuu:

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