Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 It seems like everyone does these when they reach some milestone, and I kind of missed the fact that I passed 2k posts (and 1k likes, yay). My last shitpost like this was when I reached 1k posts I think, so it's been a little while. Instead of mentioning half the forum and saying why I love everyone, let's do something different. (Well, it's not really different, as everyone does these, but I haven't done an AMA before so it's different for me at least.) I have basically been here bothering you guys for a year now, so now you can ask me anything you want, (like, "can you please leave?") or whatever. It has been a fun year, (and I somehow managed to pump out 2k posts in that time, phew.) Anyways, here is to another year of shitposting! Go ahead and ask me something below, serious or not, and I'll answer. Adorable pic from Tsui Yuri, cuz why not. Polycentric, Deep Blue, DarkZedge and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadeotic Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Nice 'n low effort. I have a few questions for ye: Will you ever actually finish Tsui Yuri, you utter fegit, or is it going to remain in the utter perpetuality from which it may never break out of? Where the fuck is my spin-off fanfic, you corrupted jailbait waiting for an accident? When will you ever put in effort to anything you do, you masochistic failure of human flesh? When will you stop being in the 50s and come live in today, you old fart who still hasn't followed me? Could you please leave and never come back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidan209 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Will you reach 10k posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 can you please leave or whatever Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 27 minutes ago, Arcadeotic said: Nice 'n low effort. I have a few questions for ye: Will you ever actually finish Tsui Yuri, you utter fegit, or is it going to remain in the utter perpetuality from which it may never break out of? Where the fuck is my spin-off fanfic, you corrupted jailbait waiting for an accident? When will you ever put in effort to anything you do, you masochistic failure of human flesh? When will you stop being in the 50s and come live in today, you old fart who still hasn't followed me? Could you please leave and never come back? Me? Finish a TL? Pfft... (But yeah, it's coming soon enough, so prepare your balls. ) Your fanfic will be written, I promise you that. Soon™. I put effort into ... ahh, who am I kidding, nope. Hmm, today is Sunday, so... never? You're stuck with me forever. 6 minutes ago, Zidan209 said: Will you reach 10k posts? Yes, for sure. Unless the mods ban me for being too awesome. 6 minutes ago, Eclipsed said: can you please leave or whatever Love you too Eclipsed <3 I'm not going anywhere. Eclipsed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eclipsed said: can you please leave Dergone? Dergonu and Funyarinpa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 fan fic when plox!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asonn Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Who loves yuri more? you or Hanako? Who is best girl? and why is it Zaka? What is your least favorite VN? What kind of VNs are the worst? and why is it Moege? Could you please stop posting till I get 1K post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Asonn said: What kind of VNs are the worst? and why is it Moege? I knew I wasn't the only one anyways, happy 1K! question: have you played the house in fata morgana followup: if you haven't, WHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Kiriririri said: fan fic when plox!?? Soon™. Just now, Asonn said: Who loves yuri more? you or Hanako? Who is best girl? and why is it Zaka? What is your least favorite VN? What kind of VNs are the worst? and why is it Moege? Could you please stop posting till I get 1K post. Me and Hanako are equally powerful. Our yuri love levels are both over 9000. The best girl is メイド and you know it. My least favorite VN has to be Sakura Fantasy. The art was pretty, but it still made me want to scream out loud every second of the way (until I dropped it so hard. It was a tough 5 minutes.) The worst VNs are the ones that have no moe/yuri/guro! Learn how to spam post you scrub! 3 minutes ago, Funyarinpa said: I knew I wasn't the only one anyways, happy 1K! question: have you played the house in fata morgana followup: if you haven't, WHY I have not, but I really want to. Bought the game on release, but still haven't played it. The reason... I suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Please keep the shitposting in moderation Derg Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 27 minutes ago, Dergonu said: I have not, but I really want to. Bought the game on release, but still haven't played it. The reason... I suck. It's cuz your competitor / self proclaimed (TL'ed) VN reading rival buddy isn't ready yet either for the Glorified Fourth Race of Forcing Ourselves to Read Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadeotic Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Will you also pay me royalties for giving such an amazing and original idea for a milestone back at your 1k thread? Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, Jade said: Please keep the shitposting in moderation Derg Derg and moderation do not fit in the same sentence. Congratulations senpai, you guide us all with your "skills" Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunter Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Dergonu said: The worst VNs are the ones that have no moe/yuri/guro! ... now,i wonder : does a vn featuring these three things exist? i mean okay for the yuri / moe or the yuri/guro , but moe/guro dont seems to fit well together... anyway,congratulations,or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, gunter said: ... now,i wonder : does a vn featuring these three things exist? i mean okay for the yuri / moe or the yuri/guro , but moe/guro dont seems to fit well together... anyway,congratulations,or whatever Well, as it so happens, Nikuniku has all 3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawasumi Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 moeguro should be a genre all by itself, sadly its not so. im gonna peg you derg this is not a question this is a fact. I love you, norwegian bastard. Hi is this a haiku I dont know but this is a guy kissing a pillow Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DarkZedge said: Derg and moderation do not fit in the same sentence. Congratulations senpai, you guide us all with your "skills" I'm inclined to believe that he'll reach 3k post before i reach 1k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, Jade said: I'm inclined to believe that he'll reach 3k post before i reach 1k Is this a challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Dergonu said: The best girl is メイド and you know it. We're talking about this meido, right? Spoiler Anyways, congrats on your 2k posts~ Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, HMN said: We're talking about this meido, right? Reveal hidden contents Anyways, congrats on your 2k posts~ Get your fake meido out of this thread!!! Only one meido can be the best meido, and that is this girl: Spoiler (thank you <3 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunter Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 b but(t? ) i dont know japanese (nor chinese ) and the english patch is not out yet... どうして? 私の心がいったい! (i hope my sentence is right , i dont like when i'm the one saying crap :s ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted September 11, 2016 Author Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 minute ago, gunter said: b but(t? ) i dont know japanese (nor chinese ) and the english patch is not out yet... どうして? 私の心がいったい! (i hope my sentence is right , i dont like when i'm the one saying crap :s ) That would be 一体 when spelled like that. You'd want 痛い (いたい) no double consonant on the た. The rest works. Anyways, no, the TL is not out yet sadly. We are working on it, but I can't give an ETA yet. It will be done though, so you'll get it eventually! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginSmasher Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 You say this as if all of your posts aren't shitposts already. Dergonu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunter Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 i hope to read you translation soon , this thing seems... interesting? (btw thanks ,but what does 一体 stand for ? as i said ,i'm not really on point eh ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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