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Hajime no Texas: The Shitposting (1000 Likes celebration thread)

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Wow, I'm really 2 months away from being a two-year member. I usually forget how long I've been here until I look it up and think "damn, I'm way too old for this anime nonsense."

But here we are: 1000 likes. As some of you might know by now, I don't care much about post counts so I waited to get a juicy like number to make this kind of thread. And it does seem as if I am entertaining you guys, looking at my Post/Like difference (the internal mechanics of our OT forum are obviously completely unrelated). Most of that probably stems from memeing too much, but I would like to think that my contributions in the discussion forums are insightful too.

So, I hereby thank Fuwanovel as a whole for being better than reddit and our mod staff for their hard work in the fight against trolls, spam, random porn links and the occasional creepy otaku confession. :sachi:

Now, to the call-outs. Because everyone does it, I guess. 

@Suzu Fanatic and @Fred the Barber: I didn't place you two into your video roles randomly, you two are kind my "fanclub", if I can say that without looking like an asshole. Anyway, I appreciate all the support you two in particular give me for basically no reason at all. Pressing that green button actually makes me happy. @mitchhamilton, you get a deserved third spot in the fanclub, but you have been slacking lately.:makina:

The Skype People, who give me an excuse to waste ours of my life with nothing but text chat: @Hanako@Vokoca, @madvanced, @Dergonu@Asonn,  @Kawasumi, @Vongalaxy, @Kiriririri, @LinovaA(come back, you lazy adult!), @Zakamutt, @YarrakYarrak (no idea who you are here), @Yeah Way (I'm from Tibet, now you know), @sarayne, @Kurisu-Chan (don't let everything in life slap you down, it's bad for your health), @hsmsful, @Hymen, @Funyarinpa (look at me covering the desert in one go :illya:) and some more which I probably forgot because they haven't been online for at least 2 hours \(°ω°)/

The Princess Evangile People: I honestly don't remember who all of you were, but I will never forget how much fun that damn thread was. 

@Eclipsed, @Zenophilious, @Tiagofvarela, @KosakiFag, @crunchytaco, @Flutterz, @Nosebleed : You guys were the fools who made me feel welcome here from the get-go. I don't care who the real Fuwa-oldguard is, you guys are my oldguard. :wafuu:

@Fiddle: You make me depressed, because you are like me; just in funny. But then I read your posts and laugh the depression away.:miyako:

@Decay, @Rooke, @Kaguya: You three probably didn't expect this call out - since we have different opinions on pretty much everything - but you three are really smart and enjoy being around smart people. Even if I don't agree with them.    

@OriginalRen: You are not the best Reviewer in the world, but you are a great Entertainer. Play to your strengths!

@CeruleanGamer: It's not like I care about Nee-san, I just felt like mentioning her. :rimu:

@Valmore: It's not like I care about Aniki, I just felt like mentioning him. :rimu:

@Palas and @nohman: You two are smart and pleasant company. Running into you on the board is always a pleasure.

@TheguywholikesDearDrops: You know who you are, keep it up. 

@Elina-chan; You are the best waifu. Luv u bby <3 elinafaceemoticon41kaba.png

@all the translators who actually finish their projects; Texas Dice loves all of you. I would rob a bank for your sakes, you glorious bastards!  :sacchan:

 

Here we are, thanks for all the likes everyone! People not mentioned in the thread or shown in the video are free to complain.

 

Now everyone can ask me whatever they want to ask. 

I shall answer in honest, unless I feel like lying. :illya:

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27 minutes ago, Flutterz said:

Do you have any dice with cowboy hats instead of 1's IRL?

No. I actually tried to commission some once from a manufacturer specialized for that. They said my logo was too complicated. 

27 minutes ago, Tiagofvarela said:

"With just barely over 1200 posts!". With some quite generous rounding, indeed.

I was always the worst in math. :illya:

27 minutes ago, sarayne said:

What is your weirdest fetish?

I'm pretty sure it's Moth girls

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Why would you actually force me like your posts again with actual shitposting quality behind them? So how does one enter this fan club of yours again? I expect some smutty dices looking for baby-making sex over there.

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14 minutes ago, madvanced said:

Why would you actually force me like your posts again with actual shitposting quality behind them?

So how does one enter this fan club of yours again? I expect some smutty dices looking for baby-making sex over there.

Because I apparently have too much time on my hands hue 

Suzu and Fred are my fanclub, because they show up in my notification feed pretty much daily. So, in order to be recognized and receive your free sandwich, you need to like at least one post of mine per day. 

6 minutes ago, Fiddle said:

Why not California dice?

I don't like Hollywood.

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So you like gambling. You may have already answered this somewhere else, but how often do you indulge? Is there a favourite? You don't seem like a poker guy if you ask me. Poker guys are either number freaks or wear more than one pair of sunglasses at a time (or your American equivalent of this kind of asshole).

 

There was this other time when you mentioned your favourite VN heroine ever was a bunny girl who worked on a casino or something - I don't remember. But have you ever actually met and became romantically involved with people who had these same interests/hobbies as you? I mean, not "I like dices" kind of interest. Not "moth girls" either. I mean someone you could spend days with in a somewhat unusual date, something only you apparently care about.

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43 minutes ago, Valmore said:

I must say that's a pretty damned good ratio of likes-to-posts even if he did round the wrong way. :michiru: And I even got a tsundere-mention! WOOT!

Be aware that posts in the Coliseum of Chatter don't count towards your post count, hence the " (the internal mechanics of our OT forum are obviously completely unrelated) " aside in @MississippiSlots's OP. That said, my grounds for a like are that a post be any of

  • interesting
  • funny
  • a good representation of my viewpoint in a thread where people are arguing

and @KansasDarts does have a tendency to hit at least one of those three, so I guess it's not surprising that I ended up in the fanclub.

Keep up the good work, @ArizonaRoulette; every like you get from me is one you earned.

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I like having you around, ya little shitposter, you make me giggle like an idiot (not that that's unusual  : P) with your snappy witticisms and great PhotoShop projects.  Still think you should have won that key for Love at First Sight  :wafuu:

How long did it take you to make that video?

Do you still do any stargazing?

About how long, on average, does it take you to think up your posts?

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9 hours ago, mitchhamilton said:

hey, congrats texas. btw, did you know that in a part of the world, texas is a slang for crazy? :miyako:

Yes, I use Reddit too. :Kappa:

8 hours ago, Palas said:

So you like gambling. You may have already answered this somewhere else, but how often do you indulge? Is there a favourite? You don't seem like a poker guy if you ask me. Poker guys are either number freaks or wear more than one pair of sunglasses at a time (or your American equivalent of this kind of asshole).

There was this other time when you mentioned your favourite VN heroine ever was a bunny girl who worked on a casino or something - I don't remember. But have you ever actually met and became romantically involved with people who had these same interests/hobbies as you? I mean, not "I like dices" kind of interest. Not "moth girls" either. I mean someone you could spend days with in a somewhat unusual date, something only you apparently care about.

As far as real gambling games go, I love Black Jack. You are right, Poker isn't my thing (it also relies on skill far more than luck). But I try to bring luck into pretty much every game I play, be it a tabletop game or even Pokemon. Leaving a decision up to a force that is both unreliable and fair is a thrill which I cannot resist. 

This one might disappoint you, but no. I only ever got romantically involved with one person and she was a polar opposite from what I normally like and feel comfortable around.

I would certainly be interested in seeing what my soul mate would look like... 

8 hours ago, nohman said:

who are you again :Teeku:

Yes. :Teeku:

9 hours ago, Fred the Barber said:

I'm just here for the club sandwich.

Suzu grabbed the last one, share with him.

2 hours ago, Zenophilious said:

I like having you around, ya little shitposter, you make me giggle like an idiot (not that that's unusual  : P) with your snappy witticisms and great PhotoShop projects.  Still think you should have won that key for Love at First Sight  :wafuu:

- How long did it take you to make that video?

- Do you still do any stargazing?

- About how long, on average, does it take you to think up your posts?

You know it, thanks. :salt:

 

- 4 Hours. Placing myself took the longest time (2 hours alone), followed by getting all the avatars and cropping them into transparent backgrounds.

- Yes, but no. I couldn't get anything done in the last months, because my new fitness workout and laughably awful diet keep me exhausted enough to just fall into the bed before midnight. I will return to it after I get used to it though.

- I'd say not long enough, since I end up editing them around fifteen times after I post them. 

1 hour ago, Dergonu said:

Why am I mentioned in the skype group? I was there 3 times, then left because I couldn't keep up with the amount of shitposts in that chat.

Mention me for my yuri fetish or something! :pyaa:

I just stuck you into the first group that I could mentally place you in. And since I didn't want to make a category called "Faggots: ", you ended up in Skype. :holo:

5 hours ago, HMN said:

why the hell am i still called hymen.....?

:komari:

Because we want to break you. elinafaceemoticon41kaba.png

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LOL, that was pretty great :miyako: You make some of my favorite posts, and completey out of the blue.

We middle-agers gotta stick together~

 

Random tidbits:

1. I once reported your account when I swore to Suzu I thought you must have gotten hacked, due to that completely random status update a few months back - no hard feelings?  :sachi: 

2. Also, if you look at your avater a certain way, it looks like a micro-bikini is on the dice (you're welcome, what has been seen cannot be unseen)

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