IRC epic quotes

[Zakamutt]

<solidbatman> i watch porn with my family on the big screen

[solidbatman]

In my defense, I'm terribly tired when I say most of these things. 

[Zakamutt]

<ThatPlayer> talking people!
<Dragoon> 3.5K O.o
<Flutterz> ショック
<Zakamutt> thatty, kuupai and kuu are still separate entities on stats
<Zakamutt> also hi~
<ThatPlayer> Remind me later to fix it
<ThatPlayer> Programming fun stuff right now
<Zakamutt> what, you making a fap game?
<ThatPlayer> No
<Dragoon> You mean VN?
<Flutterz> ^
<ThatPlayer> I'm not that good at drawing
<ThatPlayer> or writing
<Dragoon> Me neither
<Dragoon> the only thing I could write is C++
<Zakamutt> erotic C++
<Zakamutt> just be doable
<ThatPlayer> nahhhh
<Dragoon> int pussy = 69;
<Flutterz> "C++-kun, I'll let you put your variables in my RAM, but only because it's you..."
<Zakamutt> lol
<Dragoon> LOL

 

Zu-chan isn't in it, how uncommon

[ThatPlayer]

Zu-chan isn't in it, how uncommon

I'm in it. also uncommon.

[Kuky_nekoi]

<AxionAzure> the house is a mess

<AxionAzure> guess it's time for some cleaning

<AxionAzure> I even bought myself an apron for that lol

<DakkiNekoi> Like a maid?

<DakkiNekoi> D:

<DakkiNekoi> a sakuya-like apron?

<DakkiNekoi> (~°o°)~

<AxionAzure> not telling~

<DakkiNekoi> uwu

<DakkiNekoi> I'm gonna ask Zaka, he must know. huehuehue

* Zakamutt remains silent, a knowing smile on his lips

<jeftai> i should probally get ready for work

<jeftai> its 5:11pm here and i still dint wash my face brushed teeth etc etc

<solidbatman> 0.o

<jeftai> so what should i do these last 30 mins before i gotta go to work

<Flutterz> play nukige

<jeftai> knowing that iam a waiter

* rusanon se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

<jeftai> and i cant reallt go around walking with a boner constantly

<Flutterz> man the fuck up

<jeftai> well my boss already tolded me to stop suddenly smiling like a creep during work

<jeftai> so having a boner added with that not that great

<Flutterz> well then don't smile and walk around with a boner

<Flutterz> if he says anything just say you're not smiling like a creep anymore

<jeftai> yea i already got that under control mostly

* darkpheonix ([email protected]) ha entrado en #fuwanovel

* Onee-chan da OP a darkpheonix

<jeftai> so what to do

<solidbatman> smile+boner=raping time

* Lavi_PC se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

* Lewycool smiles at solidbatman

* jeftai smiles at solidbatman 

<solidbatman> ... damn you both


That's Lewycool for you~ !
 

[Kuky_nekoi]

hotsauce2000> So Mephisto 

<hotsauce2000> More math homework today?

<Mephisto> well i could work on more math homework

<Mephisto> doesn't mean i will

<Hakuoro-san> Wolfscythe: thats true... but i have more self-confidence as the one who i really am... a lazy 21 year old, small tits loving pc freak....

<Flutterz> huh, apparently 47 ronin lost a bunch of money

<hotsauce2000> Naturally

<Flutterz> I mean, they all commit sudoku at the end

<Flutterz> how could they not at least break even

<Mephisto> why are lolis so popular

<Hakuoro-san> not lolis... mature woman with small tits

<DakkiNekoi|osu> not

<hotsauce2000> Mature women?

<Mephisto> so

<Flutterz> pettanko?

<Mephisto> you mean like mare?:

<hotsauce2000> So like old women?

<DakkiNekoi|osu> a loli can also be busty

<DakkiNekoi|osu> hehe

<Mephisto> sorry but mare is still a loli

<DakkiNekoi|osu> so, Hakuoro-san , do you like older women?

<Mephisto> even if she keeps saying she's a grown up, she's still a loli

<Hakuoro-san> hotsauce2000: on a old horse you learn riding xD

<hotsauce2000> lol

<DakkiNekoi|osu> oh god...

<DakkiNekoi|osu> this deserves a quoting

[Flutterz]

FlutterzxBatman is now canon

That's what you get for poisoning me

<solidbatman> http://i.imgur.com/43Ip0Ww.jpg

<solidbatman> mars as seen by NASA's rover 

<Flutterz> "Your sex life as seen by NASA's rover"

<solidbatman> damn

<Flutterz> don't worry

<Flutterz> it's mine too]

<Flutterz> stupic square bracket

<Flutterz> stupid stupic

<solidbatman> youre rude Flutterz. if i was evil, i'd ban you for slander

<solidbatman> but i am justice

<solidbatman> and will instead poison you

* Flutterz is poisoned

* solidbatman takes all the antidote and drinks it

* Flutterz kisses batman and drinks some antidote in the process

<solidbatman> you nasty

<Flutterz> you started it

<solidbatman> you ended it

<Flutterz> I sure as hell did

[solidbatman]

 

FlutterzxBatman is now canon

 

If you are 75% as cute as Kud is, I am okay with this. FAN ART GO!

[Stanleys]

 

FlutterzxBatman is now canon

I support this 100%

[Flutterz]

<floral> i am not sure anyone hates fun, at least themselves having it

<Flutterz> batman does

<solidbatman> i just hate mio

<solidbatman> and komari

<floral> now as to what they consider fun

<solidbatman> and riki

<Flutterz> and fun

<AxionAzure> I'm pretty sure everything that's considered fun for everyone else is supposebly hated by batman

<AxionAzure> that said, I kinda hate Mio and Riki as well, so...

<solidbatman> well said

<solidbatman> see, im not alone

<solidbatman> now then, off to play comapnt og djelfoper

<Flutterz> no, zucchan just dislikes mio and riki

<Flutterz> you hate fun and lb

<AxionAzure> hating on Komari though?

<floral> well, i am reasonably sure that like all of us here solidbatman likes Virtual Novels

<Flutterz> he doesn't

<Flutterz> he's a hard M

<AxionAzure> I even ordered replicas of her ribbons to use as decortion on my room

<solidbatman> i hate visual novels

<AxionAzure> decoration*

<Flutterz> and gets off on reading VNs

<Flutterz> without even needing h-scenes

<floral> then why did you come here in the first place?

<AxionAzure> batsy's a free spirit

<Flutterz> he's a hard M

<AxionAzure> a little too free...

<floral> i do not question her free spirit but if she does not like Visual Novels there are like over 10000 other chatrooms

<Flutterz> i'm telling you

<floral> better suited to her tastes of fun

<Flutterz> she's a masochist

<AxionAzure> batman... = she...

<floral> not that we do not like solidbatman

<AxionAzure> made my day

<Flutterz> she gets off on inflicting suffering upon herself

<Flutterz> by reading VNs

<floral> ah....

<floral> i understand

<floral> well theroretically and proven in some cases, if someone does something long enough she or he will start enjoying it.  It is like stockholm syndrome, only in this case she is inflicting the prison upon herself

<Flutterz> well

<Flutterz> that's kinda true

<Flutterz> but she enjoys suffering

<Flutterz> not fun

<Flutterz> and if by inflicting suffering upon herself she starts liking it more

<Flutterz> well...

<floral> so our cult of fuwanovels may yet convert her

<floral> or perhaps it already has and she is denying it so as to keep it from us a little longer

<floral> once you give in to your feelings solidbatman it will go so much easier, give into the Visual Novel "corruption".  let it partly define you

<floral> hello Amarin

<Flutterz> floral gets it, you should take notes batman

 

Batman is a she, FlutterzxBatman is even more canon now~

[Zakamutt]

I think batman's love is with either me, boomer or tay to be honest. I guess old pairings are boring though

[Flutterz]

I think batman's love is with either me, boomer or tay to be honest. I guess old pairings are boring though

I'm not against a harem...

[Lewycool]

 

<AxionAzure> the house is a mess

<AxionAzure> guess it's time for some cleaning

<AxionAzure> I even bought myself an apron for that lol

<DakkiNekoi> Like a maid?

<DakkiNekoi> D:

<DakkiNekoi> a sakuya-like apron?

<DakkiNekoi> (~°o°)~

<AxionAzure> not telling~

<DakkiNekoi> uwu

<DakkiNekoi> I'm gonna ask Zaka, he must know. huehuehue

* Zakamutt remains silent, a knowing smile on his lips

<jeftai> i should probally get ready for work

<jeftai> its 5:11pm here and i still dint wash my face brushed teeth etc etc

<solidbatman> 0.o

<jeftai> so what should i do these last 30 mins before i gotta go to work

<Flutterz> play nukige

<jeftai> knowing that iam a waiter

* rusanon se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

<jeftai> and i cant reallt go around walking with a boner constantly

<Flutterz> man the fuck up

<jeftai> well my boss already tolded me to stop suddenly smiling like a creep during work

<jeftai> so having a boner added with that not that great

<Flutterz> well then don't smile and walk around with a boner

<Flutterz> if he says anything just say you're not smiling like a creep anymore

<jeftai> yea i already got that under control mostly

* darkpheonix ([email protected]) ha entrado en #fuwanovel

* Onee-chan da OP a darkpheonix

<jeftai> so what to do

<solidbatman> smile+boner=raping time

* Lavi_PC se ha marchado (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

* Lewycool smiles at solidbatman

* jeftai smiles at solidbatman 

<solidbatman> ... damn you both

That's Lewycool for you~ !

 

 

I really don't remember this O_O

 

Too normal to remember...

[Stanleys]

I'm not against a harem...

Sorry, Boomer already has the forum harem. Maybe you can go for the swingers party

[solidbatman]

<kuky_nekoi> <Zucchin> but he's wise, that much is certain

<kuky_nekoi> true.

<kuky_nekoi> He's Batman after all.

<solidbatman> like, a bug bit, or a girl bit?

<kuky_nekoi> a bug.

<solidbatman> go see a doctor

<solidbatman> your semen is filled with venom

<kuky_nekoi> D:

<kuky_nekoi> well...

<Zucchin> lol

<kuky_nekoi> so, that was your experience?

<kuky_nekoi> well... I don't care about the venom

<kuky_nekoi> I'm not gonna drink it or use it on me... gg

<solidbatman> if you have a baby now, youll need medicines

<kuky_nekoi> I'm not planning to.

<Wolfscythe> what?

<Wolfscythe> kuky is having a baby? o.O

<kuky_nekoi> no.

<kuky_nekoi> I'm not planning to.

<Zucchin> it's not a planned one, but he's happy nonetheless

<kuky_nekoi> I don't have a gurlfriend

<Zucchin> trust me, that didn't stop several men out there

<kuky_nekoi> or anything like, so I DON'T WANT TO

<Wolfscythe> it's fine, you can take care of a child alone too

<kuky_nekoi> and yes, I know it Zucchin 

<kuky_nekoi> but I DONT WANT TO

<Zucchin> not wanting to, that didn't stop several men out there

<Wolfscythe> you should have thought about that before

<kuky_nekoi> I'm grateful that I didin't have one 5~4 years ago, so, I'm not gonna commit the same mistake again.

<Zucchin> running away from your responsibilities is no good.

<kuky_nekoi> ¬¬

<Zucchin> there's still time to regenerate yourself, you know we're doing this because we love and care about you

<Wolfscythe> yes, you're not really alone kuky

<Zucchin> but think about it, just like you're not alone, a child doesn't have to be alone as well...

<ohiowar> kuky_nekoi just run away

<kuky_nekoi> ...

<kuky_nekoi> I DIDN'T RAN AWAY!

[Flutterz]

<jeftai> http://imgur.com/37jPnfR

<jeftai> Flutterz, is 12

<Flutterz> yup

<Flutterz> playing porn games since I was 10

<jeftai> i should really spend less time on the internet

<jeftai> its focking me up mentally

<Flutterz> how so?

<jeftai> mental images

<jeftai> i tend to create them for myself to make it easyer to talk about things or people

<jeftai> but when someone post something strange or insane i will imagen them that way

<Flutterz> and now you imagine me as a 12 year old?

<Flutterz> cool

<jeftai> and seeing a 10 year old (girl) playing porn games aint really good

<jeftai> okay i cant get the image of you as a 10-12 year old girl playing porn games with a creepy smile out of my head

<Flutterz> talk to steve

<Flutterz> I'm sure he can help

<jeftai> i dont have ts downloaded atm

<jeftai> and i dont know the channel ip

<Flutterz> it's on the forums somewhere

<jeftai> whats the thread called?

<Flutterz> come chat with us about lolis

<Flutterz> or something

<jeftai> kay

<jeftai> but wont that increase my mental of you being a creepy 10-12 year old playing +18 games

<Flutterz> depends on what steve tells you

<Flutterz> he's the expert on that kind of thing

<jeftai> i have this strange image as steve as a goblin mage person into loli's

<jeftai> and goes like HUEHUEHUE whenever he sees 1

<Flutterz> lol

<jeftai> and constantly rubbing his hand while saying that

<Flutterz> his hand

<Flutterz> or

<Flutterz> his "hand"

<Flutterz> ?

<jeftai> both

[Zakamutt]

<hotsauce2000> GROSHNE GROSHNE BIG MAC COCA COLA

 

I don't know the context, I nabbed it from the stats lol.

[ohiowar]

Kuky_Nekoi and I are in Love and I am a yandere 

 

<Kuu> The feeling of brand new keys wheee~

<ohiowar> new keys?

<Kuu> Was wiping down my keyboard

<Kuu> Rubbing alcohol gives them that new feeling

* kuky_nekoi flips ohiowar 

* kuky_nekoi rubs alcohol on ohiowar's eyes

<kuky_nekoi> Teh feeling of brand new eyes...

* ohiowar is tortured

* ohiowar throw rock at kuky_nekoi 

<ohiowar> a rock*

<Lewycool> :/

<kuky_nekoi> AGH!

<kuky_nekoi> UGYA!~

* kuky_nekoi cries.

* kuky_nekoi ran away

<Kuu> runs*

<Wolfscythe> why you run Kuu?

<Kuu> Oi

<Kuu> Not me

<Kuu> When a battery doesn't run your wireless mouse, you know it's dead

* ohiowar runs after kuky_nekoi 

<kuky_nekoi> huehuehue

* ohiowar hug kuky_nekoi 

<ohiowar> don't run away from me

<ohiowar> I can't live without you kuky_nekoi 

<kuky_nekoi> ...

* kuky_nekoi is moved

* kuky_nekoi cries

<kuky_nekoi> ohayowaaarrrr!!!!!~~ <3

<ohiowar> nekooooooooooooo

* kuky_nekoi purrs

<Wolfscythe> o.O?

* Wolfscythe takes a photo of the cute scene

* ohiowar is trying to find a cute song to play

* Leere has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

* phatboisteez has quit (Remote host closed the connection)

<ohiowar>

<Zakaaeru> <ohiowar> don't run away from me

<Zakaaeru> <ohiowar> I can't live without you kuky_nekoi 

<Zakaaeru> yandere yandere ohaio-tan

<kuky_nekoi> here ohiowar

<ohiowar> anyone go near kuky_nekoi and I kill them

<kuky_nekoi> :3

<kuky_nekoi> good~

* kuky_nekoi opens a can of MonPetit and feds ohiowar 

<kuky_nekoi> here, here~

* ohiowar eat the MonPetit

<kuky_nekoi> and, did you liked the song?

* ohiowar give kuky_nekoi some tuna

* kuky_nekoi eats the tuna.

<Zakaaeru> why is the cat feeding the human with cat food

* kuky_nekoi HP increased by 2

<Zakaaeru> wake ga nai

* kuky_nekoi 's MP is fully restored.

* kuky_nekoi begins casting "Silence" on Zakaaeru...

<kuky_nekoi> ...

<Zakaaeru> too slow cast

<Zakaaeru> counterspell

<kuky_nekoi> 1%

<kuky_nekoi> 2%

<kuky_nekoi> 3%

* kuky_nekoi got stuck at 3%. Can't remind the rest of the spell...

* ohiowar attack Zakaaeru 

<Ruruna> Fudgeee

<Ruruna> I'm bored

* Zakaaeru is unhurt due to typo

[Kuky_nekoi]

[Zakamutt]

<solidbatman> i remember drinking last night. and i remember saying something like, "if i had big boobs, i wouldnt need an airbag"
<solidbatman> and thats about it

[ohiowar]

I ask what friends are

<krill_drawing> friends are people you allow to be around you with a slightly lower urge to hurt them

[Zakamutt]

That deserves context

 

<ohiowar> Kuu and Flutterz both think I stalk them. What do I do to fix this misunderstanding?
<krill_drawing> stalk more people if you stalk enough your knowlonger stalking your popular
<krill_drawing> thats krill logic
<ohiowar> sleep deprivarion I need to stop going to school on less than 2 hours of sleep
<Zakamutt> ohio, what you need to to is start stalking lolis. Those two will still think you're stalking them, but at elast you're stalking lolis which will dull the pain
<Kuu> .....
* ohiowar go and stalk some lolis
* Kuu kicks Zakamutt into ohiowar
<Kuu> No
<Kuu> bad
<krill_drawing> no way im telling you increase your targets ten fold all of a sudden you are around lots of people and seem less like a stalker and more like some one with friends
<ohiowar> What are friends?
<krill_drawing> its fool proof it also provides cover for the activites of stalking your real target
<krill_drawing> friends are people you allow to be around you with a slightly lower urge to hurt them

[Dragoon]

21:52 < Soradragoon> heyyy krill
21:52 < Soradragoon> did you sleep well?
21:53 <+ProBlackbird> Good music
21:53 < krill> let me put it this way
21:53 -!- jeftai [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
21:53 < krill> if i could fuck that nap and give birth to little baby naps i would
21:53 -!- Bunnyman is now known as HaxtonFarAway
21:53 < krill> best sleep i had in months
21:53 < Soradragoon> goodto hear
21:54 < krill> no nightmares, no night terrors no sleep paralysis just awesome dreams and sleep like the dead
21:54 < krill> perfect

[Zakamutt]

[Snowtsuku]

How can you not love Kuu?