OriginalRen Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Resident salt producer and pancake hater solidbatman posted on on his Tweeter account that he has been hospitalized as of Tuesday for excessive objects being shoved deep into his anal cavity. While news reports indicate that a single French man was seen attending his house the other weekend, no speculation has been addressed as to the connection between the mysterious colleague and the incident. Eye witness reports state that the man appeared to be in his mid twenties, and was seen spotting a sporty Muv-Luv t-shirt around the victim's home. Here is a predicted sketch of the individual: Spoiler The 23-year-old solidbatman (or something close to that) did not provide a reason for the hospitalization or his current condition, but he stated that he will receive treatment so that he can recover his health. Well-known for starting the unban Run campaign, and for causing a massive amount of butt hurt feelings to all Key fans, solidbatman is a true pillar to this community. Truly a gripping moment. We all pray that he be safe in this time of mourning. Gibberish and Funnerific 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginSmasher Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Nice clickbait there DarkZedge, Okarin and Arcadeotic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Flutterz said: Why are you stealing my originality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, Kaguya said: Why are you stealing my originality? pls the Madoka is the best part of that image, so I cropped her and made her my own arakura 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Flutterz said: pls the Madoka is the best part of that image, so I cropped her and made her my own Yes, but I posted a version of that image first, which means everyone who uses anything similar to it from now on must credit me, else I will act like a petulant salty child about it Rose and TexasDice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Kaguya said: Yes, but I posted a version of that image first, which means everyone who uses anything similar to it from now on must credit me, else I will act like a petulant salty child about it Rather than giving you credit I'll give you kingdomcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 literally ded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Get well soon, Robin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Diagnosis: Heart failure due to loss of faith in Cam Newton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorp Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hope he does not die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 hours ago, VirginSmasher said: Nice clickbait there Arcadeotic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadeotic Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Eh, isn't he always showing things inside his anal cavity? His head, for instance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimbus Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Good riddance. Mr Poltroon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Flutterz said: Rather than giving you credit I'll give you New emote, mods pls Also god dammit Ren you had me worried for a second. Better off it being a prank though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 He's probably fighting a winning Bat-tle against whatever ails him anyway. No way a mere disease would be able to bring down such an amount of salt. Funyarinpa and solidbatman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanahtlig Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar. This is one of them. Rose, bigfatround0, LiquidShu and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 39 minutes ago, sanahtlig said: There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar. This is one of them. What are you talking about? These be some top quality memes my friend. Katatsumuri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginSmasher Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Funyarinpa said: New emote, mods pls Also god dammit Ren you had me worried for a second. Better off it being a prank though. bigfatround0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Please, he'll be fine. Know why? solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryechu Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 He came back from the grave to post a great review though! You won't believe what the third pro is! solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 hours ago, sanahtlig said: There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar. This is one of them. Sorry, I forgot to link my blog/YouTube channel for hits and money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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