Vorathiel Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Heyoooha, it's me again. I'm recently reading Sharin no Kuni, and all that Sekai picking Hoshizora stuff came out... So I just wanted to have some more cancer!* (translated) What I mean by this? Basiclly 'so bad that is really enjoyable'. I'm looking for these features: 1) VN must be 'serious' about it's content. Imouto Paradise had a really strange scenes, but it was with tongue-in-cheek, so it's not counting. Sharin and Hoshimemo are serious with content (sometimes really lighthearted, but it's not a comedy per se). 2) VN has to have some really bad, stupid, ridiculous drama. Like in Hoshimemo Spoiler 1) I left country where I was born so now I every night climb to restricted school roof to look through damaged telescope and see absolutly nothing, but this is helping me remember the sky from my childhood. 2) I was in accident and I loose 75+% of my hearing, so my father stoped being an astronom and I ended fighting with him, because I don't hear and I'm no good for my boyfriend, oh my god, it doesn't make any sense. Or all those dramas in Sharin, when characters are acting weird, stupid, never using any logic or common sense (Protag is the one who saves a little these routes). 3) Must be cringeworthy. At least one heroine must be dumb, but not just unintelligent, but really, really dumb, can't make any decisions of her own, or be spoiled, or cry a lot for no solid reason, or a lot of sudden 'cutesy' moments (like humming a song, etc.) and so on. Optional, but nice to see: 4) Loli. I just find loli content alluring and enticing, but at the same time mostly ridiculous, cringeworthy and overall cancer-giving. Chinami and Mare from Hoshimemo are finest examples of this. Hyiori from Imouto Paradise would be on par with them, if not a comedic tone of VN. 5) Incest. The far the perverion goes, the more comicall it is. 6) H scenes with A LOT of embarassment, or A LOT of 'consensual rape'. (Like in Tsukihime (it's not really a spoiler) where protag was acting like a rapist in those h-scenes, but they were consensual. Things like '-be gentle - oh, she asked me to be gentle, it was so arousing that I started pumping harder and harded'. It's hilarious because of that. I must add that a lot of you probably like Hoshimemo and Sharin (basing on their VNDB grades), but I just couldn't stand them. So badly written titles. For me of course. And that is why I'm asking you to try taking it to your consideration, while giving recommendations. I like cohesive narration, good stories, good characters, and I didn't found any of those in abovementioned titles.*I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but it's a popular saying right now and just fitted perfectly to what I was traying to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 You want something so bad it's enjoyable? idk if u'd enjoy it, but ikkikoi seems to have a mixed like/utterly hate reception. More favored towards utterly hate, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 22 minutes ago, Eclipsed said: You want something so bad it's enjoyable? idk if u'd enjoy it, but ikkikoi seems to have a mixed like/utterly hate reception. More favored towards utterly hate, tho. Aw i was gonna say Ikkikoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 You literally hate my favorite VN of all time and my least favorite VN of all time. I am so conflicted about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 29 minutes ago, OriginalRen said: You literally hate my favorite VN of all time and my least favorite VN of all time. I am so conflicted about this. Is Hoshimemo your favorite or least favorite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorathiel Posted February 16, 2016 Author Share Posted February 16, 2016 34 minutes ago, OriginalRen said: You literally hate my favorite VN of all time and my least favorite VN of all time. I am so conflicted about this. Hate is a too strong word. I do not hate them, I just found them bad written, and thus - funny. I hate Cartagra. Also - I read Ikkikoi, but it was 'over the top' comedy. And it was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Over the Rainbow. It is terrible, so maybe you'll like it Vorathiel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Muv Luv Extra You'll come out feeling like a jaded old war veteran once you're done with your first route, if you can get that far. I honestly don't understand how people even managed to end enough routes to realize Muv Luv Unlimited comes in the same package as MLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorathiel Posted February 16, 2016 Author Share Posted February 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Funyarinpa said: Muv Luv Extra You'll come out feeling like a jaded old war veteran once you're done with your first route, if you can get that far. I honestly don't understand how people even managed to end enough routes to realize Muv Luv Unlimited comes in the same package as MLE. I read Ayanami (best girl in Extra, and in Extra only), Sumika and skipped Meya, then while reading Unlimited I did Miki, then Alternative, then Altered Fable, then Meyia and Chizuru. So I did 100% of Extra. :3 And can;t wait for new release, when I finally would do every 'route' in Unlimited. ^^ I just love these series, Altered Fable is best part. :v But as with Ikikoi - MabuRabu Extra is a comedy. 17 minutes ago, Silvz said: Over the Rainbow. It is terrible, so maybe you'll like it Sounds great! Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 When the fuck did "Cancer anyone?" become a saying, and who started it so I can beat their head in with a crowbar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayleen Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 ^ Fair point, but still: Spoiler A title that won't give anyone cancer would be nice next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Sorry, cancer sucks. A friend of mine just lost her teenage daughter to cancer. Maybe a bit of an overreaction on my part but still, I just don't find it too funny... kingdomcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pual Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Valmore said: Sorry, cancer sucks. A friend of mine just lost her teenage daughter to cancer. Maybe a bit of an overreaction on my part but still, I just don't find it too funny... Cancer literally makes people wither away which is sad to watch but the adjective is very descriptive. What would be a better word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 1 hour ago, pual said: Cancer literally makes people wither away which is sad to watch but the adjective is very descriptive. What would be a better word? Not to derail the topic but maybe not make up a catchphrase using cancer in it? It makes me hate society if that's a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeruleanGamer Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Huniepop. That shit is cancer incarnate, but it's so addicting, you'll find yourself losing sleep just listening to a special red-haired girl in that game. Dergonu, VirginSmasher, Vorathiel and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minoru Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 5 hours ago, CeruleanGamer said: Huniepop. That shit is cancer incarnate, but it's so addicting, you'll find yourself losing sleep just listening to a special red-haired girl in that game. I couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyr Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 12 hours ago, Valmore said: Not to derail the topic but maybe not make up a catchphrase using cancer in it? It makes me hate society if that's a thing. It's called metaphor and it's legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okarin Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 11 hours ago, CeruleanGamer said: Huniepop. That shit is cancer incarnate, but it's so addicting, you'll find yourself losing sleep just listening to a special red-haired girl in that game. It's not, the game is designed overall to be a clever fanservice coup upon the player. I followed it on a Youtube gameplay, instead of buying it, but looked appealing enough. All in all, it's your modern-day mahjong/pachinko/gambling game with a fanservice reward, I believe those games were popular over Japan once upon a time. As in, win a game and we'll give you this naughty pic as a reward. Also, HuniePop gets hilarious sometimes, especially with some girls like Beli and Aiko... you probably know what I'm talking about. Also, isn't Sharin no Kuni overrated as hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorathiel Posted February 17, 2016 Author Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Okarin said: Also, isn't Sharin no Kuni overrated as hell? It is! It's a 4-5/10 title, and sometimes it's just hilariously bad. ANyway - why didn't anyone said Nekopara yet? It looks like it's just epitome of cancerous writting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okarin Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 More like Sakura Beach (I don't want to play further Sakura games), it's so bad it's just bad. No redeeming qualities. Yume Miru Kusuri also is *very* overrated by many. And A Profile, but that has less fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Sakura Swim Club, and the ONLY reason is Ren's stream of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XReaper Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 empress´s closed game is my eternal no1, since it disappointed me in pretty much every regard. dont expect anything great or thrilling at all, dont get your hopes up for sth that feels erotic, dont anything as its such a bad title it could be a parody/moege of sorts if it werent for its supposed to be serious approach :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Tyrosyn said: It's called metaphor and it's shit. Fixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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