Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Someone finally won https://twitter.com/calottery/status/687487665080537089 and the ticket? Right where I live basically!?!??!?! I knew I should of bought a fucking ticket this week. better go see my new best friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 That sucks... I guess? Don't let this kind of thing depress you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 the chances of winning the lottery even if it was in the same place where you live are scarse to say the least...don't be depressed about that xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, Nashetania said: That sucks... I guess? Don't let this kind of thing depress you... Not being a billionaire? 7 minutes ago, Deep Blue said: the chances of winning the lottery even if it was in the same place where you live are scarse to say the least...don't be depressed about that xD I think they'd be astronomically higher. How am I suppose to get that hot wife now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Just now, Justin579 said: Not being a billionaire? I think they'd be astronomically higher. How am I suppose to get that hot wife now? your wifu will come to you eventually if she really loves you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deep Blue said: your wifu will come to you eventually if she really loves you Well I've been waiting for.... 23 years almost. My dick is about to fall off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Justin579 said: Well I've been waiting for.... 23 years almost. My dick is about to fall off. some of us here have been waiting for longer , your chinpo will survive for another few years without problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Deep Blue said: some of us here have been waiting for longer , your chinpo will survive for another few years without problem Hmm.... Guess I'll just have to take my dad's offer of buying me a hooker for my birthday this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Justin579 said: Hmm.... Guess I'll just have to take my dad's offer of buying me a hooker for my birthday this month. having your first time with a hooker sucks, I wouldn't recommend it and I'm sure you will regret it later on, I mean you've waited for 23 a little longer won't kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deep Blue said: having your first time with a hooker sucks, I wouldn't recommend it and I'm sure you will regret it later on, I mean you've waited for 23 a little longer won't kill you. Still better than no first time at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Flutterz said: Still better than no first time at all I don't think so but that's just me, I guess it depends on each person. Amuzie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 35 minutes ago, Justin579 said: Not being a billionaire? How many people are not billionaire though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotTrax Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 n o need to feel bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 You're depressed because you didn't win the lottery? gg Btw I don't see how winning so much money doesn't basically screws up your entire life but well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Nashetania said: How many people are not billionaire though? About 7.4 billion people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Deep Blue said: I don't think so but that's just me, I guess it depends on each person. That doesn't make sense. You'd rather die without touching a woman? I think it's just you... 4 hours ago, HotTrax said: n o need to feel bad Idk why she freaked out he said the perfect answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firecat Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 hours ago, atorq said: About 7.4 billion people. + international people = 100+ trillion. Abyssal Monkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, firecat said: + interplanetary races = 100+ trillion. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firecat Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Abyssal Monkey said: FTFY ghost people count too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 32 minutes ago, firecat said: ghost people count too You're not real. There is no possible way you are. OriginalRen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Firecat is Earth's savior from the future. solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Even vastly smaller than the odds of winning the lottery are the odds of being happy as a result of winning the lottery. john 'mr. customer' smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Once again, you never cease to amaze me firecat. Keep it up buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted January 14, 2016 Author Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Fred the Barber said: Even vastly smaller than the odds of winning the lottery are the odds of being happy as a result of winning the lottery. i'm extremely materialistic. it will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 According to the "O!MG: Law of Conservation of Happiness" someone out there is feeling really miserable in proportion to just how happy the new billionaire is feeling. So basically, Donald Trump's toupee is destined to fly off into an open sewer portal any minute now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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