Justin579 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 i got a early-late birthday present today. Jury duty one day after my birthday next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainsismyfav Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I bet someone's gunna give you Guilty-gear for a gift ... ba dum tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronIsCrunchy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 At least it's one day after and not on your birthday.That's something... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Don't forget to slam the desk and yell objection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 And remember to thank the Prosecuting Attorney for inviting you to his Christmas party and you hope he enjoyed the wine you brought as a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madvanced Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 i got a early-late birthday present today. Jury duty one day after my birthday next month.I have an exam next month on my birthday which is like the time of vacations. So I know that feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firecat Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 you can get out of Jury duty by just knowing everything about the case and any unauthorized documents that should not be seen by jury.or do it the legal way and just ask to be remove (like why haven't people figure that out yet ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakamichi_Sajaki Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sucks to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 you can get out of Jury duty by just knowing everything about the case and any unauthorized documents that should not be seen by jury.or do it the legal way and just ask to be remove (like why haven't people figure that out yet ).Asking does not mean getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firecat Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 you can get out of Jury duty by just knowing everything about the case and any unauthorized documents that should not be seen by jury.or do it the legal way and just ask to be remove (like why haven't people figure that out yet ).Asking does not mean getting.honesty is the best policy, or else get thrown in jail for (state law here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin579 Posted December 30, 2015 Author Share Posted December 30, 2015 you can get out of Jury duty by just knowing everything about the case and any unauthorized documents that should not be seen by jury.or do it the legal way and just ask to be remove (like why haven't people figure that out yet ).I got out last time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 you can get out of Jury duty by just knowing everything about the case and any unauthorized documents that should not be seen by jury.or do it the legal way and just ask to be remove (like why haven't people figure that out yet ).Asking does not mean getting.honesty is the best policy, or else get thrown in jail for (state law here).It may be the best policy but it's not guaranteed you'll be let off. Best have a viable reason when asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainsismyfav Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Get picked and appear *subtly* biased. You'll eventually get lawyer challenged. Worked twice for me.I said I watch fox news and listen to conservative radio. Two defense lawyers used a challenge on me. It should count as if I fully served and shouldn't get called anytime soon (though I recently relocated so dunno how that works now). Edited December 30, 2015 by rainsismyfav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm pretty sure repeatedly getting excused increases the chance that you'll get jury duty again in the near future. I don't recommend doing it for BS reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I'm pretty sure repeatedly getting excused increases the chance that you'll get jury duty again in the near future. I don't recommend doing it for BS reasons.Somehow one year Jeb Bush got called in for jury duty... while he was Governor of Florida. What I wouldn't give for that excuse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeruleanGamer Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Just go to your jury duty and yell "OBJECTION!" Pretty sure they'll let you off the hook, although they'll think you're insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Somehow one year Jeb Bush got called in for jury duty... while he was Governor of Florida. What I wouldn't give for that excuse...I saw a picture of George W. Bush attending jury duty on reddit a while ago. To nobody's surprise, he got excused. Makes sense in a way, though. Famous and powerful people could potentially easily influence the other members of the jury to agree with whatever they wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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