qin Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Hey all, so I found Zettai Junshu ☆ Kozukuri Kyokashou Paradise!! ~Aa, Subarashiki Haramasekai~ through random VNDB browsing and found the description so utterly ridiculous (The current sex ratio of the human race is 1: 107210, etc) that I grabbed and started playing it for kicks. What're the most ridiculous VNs you guys have read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 80% of all moege variants... I mean, there is no way that many pretty girls would fall in love with the same average idiot. It beggars belief. lol Suzu Fanatic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 R-10 Bomb Girlfriend. "My girlfriend will explode and destroy the world unless we're less than 10 meters appart from each other" Mono Gokoro, Mono Musume. "You know what I've always wanted? To date a humanoid toilet! And while I'm at it I'll also hook up with the chair in my living room." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Oh hai I ran into you by fate in the middle of the night while breaking out of my isolated all-girls school that is in need of reform and to carry out this reform we need to have one outstanding male attend for a year and convince everybody to make this school co-ed because that is the best reform Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 R-10 Bomb Girlfriend. "My girlfriend will explode and destroy the world unless we're less than 10 meters appart from each other" Mono Gokoro, Mono Musume. "You know what I've always wanted? To date a humanoid toilet! And while I'm at it I'll also hook up with the chair in my living room." That first one sounds awesome! She's even got the bomb thing sticking out of her head (you'd think that might give someone a clue) That 2nd one... sounds like a copy of this one https://vndb.org/v254"Like Life " from many years ago. And then, I haven't read it yet ,but this one: https://vndb.org/v3098"No Place To Put It" because I watched a lot of giant robot anime. "in the small Japan, it's not easy for a giant robot; many problems face him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Okay, so I've never read this and do not plan to but I remember looking for translated VNs and finding this terrible thing. Shiyouchuu ~W.C.~ Here is the vndb premise: A multi-character, multi-path game. This game allows you to choose one of five different female characters and play through different scenarios from that character's point of view. The catch is that all of these girls (with an exception) have problems related to going to the bathroom and the solutions to their problems range from absurd to horrifying. Yeah, that exists and was translated. Of course its ratings are terrible and it's just weird fetish porn but still... Who thinks of this stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qin Posted May 23, 2015 Author Share Posted May 23, 2015 There are some damn weird people out there, to write this kind of stuff. In the meantime, some hours later, I've finished Zettai Junshu except for 3 CGs in the last section of the CG library that I couldn't find. (If somebody who has by chance also played it could let me know where to find them, my perfectionist side would be very appreciative of that, but this isn't important enough for me to worry about it.) It was just porn, porn, porn, though (thank god) without weird fetishes. Just about what I expected out of my first nukige. I really think that after this thread, I severely underestimated how ridiculous VNs could get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B0X0R Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Check this strange one out! https://vndb.org/v7093 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Check this strange one out! https://vndb.org/v7093 I just died of laughter...! That art though. Gakuen Handsome. Such a good name. Not that I can draw any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kratoscar2008 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 https://vndb.org/v10974 Basically the premise is: The MC sister is the best athlete in japan, wich secret is drinking her brother (MC) semen and then she shares her secret "potion" with her athlete friends, the story revolves around the girls sucking MC dry as they need more of his semen for the biggest events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Can we just turn this into a "Best VNDB descriptions" thread? https://vndb.org/v11086 Shun lives alone with his sister Yuna after their father remarries. Yuna acts harshly to Shun and often yells at him for the slightest mistakes. Suddenly Haruka arrives unannounced and claims to be Shun and Yuna's new sister. Since she's Shun's new sister she believes that must mean they love each other and if they love each other that must mean they're engaged to be married and if they're engaged to be married that must mean they should do ecchi things together. Yuna fights back for her brother and announces that she won't give Shun up to Haruka or anyone! Haruka then concludes that Yuna must love Shun too and if she loves Shun too that must mean they're engaged to be married as well and if they're engaged to be married as well that must mean they should all do ecchi things together! Flawless logic if I've ever seen it. Silvz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Can we just turn this into a "Best VNDB descriptions" thread? https://vndb.org/v11086 Flawless logic if I've ever seen it. Hey I did the image editing for that TL project I don't see anything wrong wtih immediately assuming your new sister is engaged to your brother and is totally having sex with him behind your back, it's sound logic for me. Well, we always have the description for Dual Phase Twin sisters Nozomi and Kanami have a relationship that goes decidedly beyond that of “sisters”, teasing one another and making their pussies and ass swell. The two spend many happy hours pleasuring each other, however, when their parents, who are having marital issues, decide to divorce, it's decided that the two will be split up. Their feelings for one another escalate, and they realize that once something has been broken, it can never go back to the way it was... How will the two handle being separated, and what will become of their distorted love? True love, right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Basically shows us one day in the life of a futanari girl and shows us various indecent acts she commits in order to temper her uncontrollable sexual urges. Or something like that...-.-' The sarcasm in that description is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 https://vndb.org/v9598 One day, the protagonist girl came to have an ability by chance, understanding what dogs says. The mysterious girl who understand dog's language have sex with her beloved dog John, gets humiliated by a neighborhood savage dog, and eaten by her male friend...... In this game she will experience full of ups and downs. In park, house, hill, shrine, sidewalk ... she is getting fucked in many kinds of places. how..why..when... why would anyone write something like that, spend money on that shit, I don't even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XReaper Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 raperaperape Or playplayplay are my candidates for the dumbness awardhttps://vndb.org/v3884 edit: though it made fun as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 For when you literally just want to eat cute girls: https://vndb.org/v11999 12 small heroines Many girl swallowing h scene events. As a slime monster taking various shapes, gulp down girls from top to bottom, and submerge them in your bodily fluids. With a map system to hunt down girls, then a battle system to weaken them and capture them. From the position of a superior invulnerable monster, drive them into a corner!! Swallow girls and violate them while they struggle in your Stomach. Their screams can’t be heard from deep within your belly… XReaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How dare we forget? https://vndb.org/v12034 Maro works as a doctor. He is a pervert. One day, Sakimi came to his doctor's office asking about a small pain and soon he begin to gain her trust and he begin to give her advice about marriage life, specially about to make babies. Of course, he takes advantage of her trust and begun to sexually caress her in several parts of her body. One day, the doctor did it in the front of her husband, resulting in the husband smashing the doctor's hands. He cannot use his hands anymore for some time and Sakimi begin to help the doctor since she fell responsible for it (she never doubted of the doctor she always think that the doctor is just doing his job caressing her). The doctor now cannot eat, bath and even urinate alone without the help of Sakimi, and she with good will try to help him out in everything. What will happen next? Seems a bit weird but fairly standard, until you see the protagonist. Hella NWS: https://s.vndb.org/sf/28/52528.jpg https://s.vndb.org/sf/30/52530.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 How dare we forget? https://vndb.org/v12034 Seems a bit weird but fairly standard, until you see the protagonist. Hella NWS: https://s.vndb.org/sf/28/52528.jpg https://s.vndb.org/sf/30/52530.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qin Posted May 24, 2015 Author Share Posted May 24, 2015 For when you literally just want to eat cute girls: https://vndb.org/v11999 Yum, yum. https://vndb.org/v9598 how..why..when... why would anyone write something like that, spend money on that shit, I don't even... Fetishists. Actually, I think I lied about not really caring about those CGs I never got. My completionist tendencies are too strong after all. Unfortunately, I can't find a walkthrough, so I'm stuck. Oh well. Back on topic, what the hell is this title? https://vndb.org/v12736 And this, "I finally feel like a teacher"? https://vndb.org/v10975 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 that face...it's fucking scary O_O and the art is really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Yum, yum. Fetishists. Actually, I think I lied about not really caring about those CGs I never got. My completionist tendencies are too strong after all. Unfortunately, I can't find a walkthrough, so I'm stuck. Oh well. Back on topic, what the hell is this title? https://vndb.org/v12736A VN where the choices are RNG based? Major companies need to start doing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XReaper Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 maro no kanja is truly legendary, laughed my arse off several times whilst reading it. found its sequal not so good anymore, maybee because the whole idea worked only once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satsuki Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Welp... https://vndb.org/v14777 Souma is a young man who doesn’t like flashy things or things that stand out. His quiet life was turned on its head when a princess from another world came to his room. She told him that if he doesn’t have sex and make someone pregnant, then he will disappeared from this world. The girls around him become more assertive to save their dear Souma. During this short period left, will he be able to choose one of them and impregnate her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I almost forgot this one: https://vndb.org/v8037. Fans of little sisters should rejoice, because you're about to get a whoooole lot of them: April 1st is the day when the world is full of lies, however to Kouta, it is his precious imouto’s birthday. His father returned that day after a long time away and told him: “Actually Kouta… you have 364 other imoutos”. He was still confused when his father brought him to Tachibana Gakuen. He was the only guy at the school. The other 365 students were… all his imoutos. When sameface goes horribly wrong (or alternatively, "Sorry, but I ran out of ideas 362 characters ago"): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I almost forgot this one: https://vndb.org/v8037Fans of little sisters should rejoice, because you're about to get a whoooole lot of them:Perfection: The Game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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