BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 sung a karaoke about it so bad the machine scored me negative numbers before self destructing. I found a rock shaped like... XReaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XReaper Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 ...some juicy ass, whom i greedily started licking, which caused me to go all hypotoxic whilst visiting the aquarium, my girlfriend suggested we should break up & in a fit of rage i threw her into the orca´s basin, only for me to notice... crunchytaco 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 that there were no orcas in it, but lots of penguins, who started happily playing with her. The last time I wrote a poem, ... XReaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakashimA Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 ...I've become excited with the amount of perverted things I've written. Summary, evertime you go to your girlfriend's house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 her father's always there with his trusty shotgun trained on one's nether regions. I just saw a flying pig go by, so that means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 it's time to die. Dying is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookwormOtaku Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 something we need to invent real life Phoenix Downs for. After so many telemarketer calls, I decided I'd had enough and... crunchytaco 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitoribocchi Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 disconnected my telephone line. Form is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirjabberwock Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Hard to establish when only given a two word sentence to work with. One day I would like to visit ___ because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookwormOtaku Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I was curious if I'd show up in a ___ if I visited one. I received a ticking package in the mail, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLM4475 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 it was just a small phone toy. You nearly got frozen to death when you swam in Arctic last week, fortunately ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 the octopus came and saved you. Will I ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitoribocchi Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 meet Sayori? What I seek for is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EldritchCherub Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 the holy grail. After nine months her ribcage burst open, it's name is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookwormOtaku Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Spot. In case of emergency... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Carry tissues with you at all times. When in doubt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlessn1ght Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 ...don't say a word. Human knowledge is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookwormOtaku Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 tvtropes.org To my surprise on my lawn was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 a neko. As if I would ever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 sleep on the roof. I believe in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakashimA Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 ...the power of soul. Never leave your house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLM4475 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 before locking all doors and windows. The last time I saw television I felt ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SakashimA Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 ...a need to saw some logs, because a blizzard was coming. My favorite music is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLM4475 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 alternative metal. Even the strongest metal can't compare to ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Babymetal. If the sun is up I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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