TexasDice

If I could transform Koi iro chu's translation into a person, I'd punch him. Really hard.

It's fine.

Monster Hunter ruins my life.

Everything is fine.

I have an error with my forum pls help http://i.imgur.com/SqDS6ZX.jpg

Thieves never understand my humor, because they take things literally.

New users shouldn't be allowed to post, until they have a total of 100 posts.

Is Deardrops any good?

Monster Hunter still ruins my life.

My neighbors told me to cut the hedge, but I decided to leaf it at that.

Just moved to Arlington, VA to get my masters degree. Sup.

Disrespecting the dice, is not very nice.

Seinfeld quote

It ain't easy.

It takes a lot to make a stew...

More people should watch Hajime No Ippo.

Everyone on this forum is aware of how rarely I make anime recommendations, so go and do it. 

They don't make racist audiobooks for children like they used to.

Sometimes words, but then funny pun.

I made some emoticons. Feel free to check them out on my profile page.

Push OVERDRIVE for summer slam!

I'm asleep.

I like a man who's honest about his lying, but never lies about being honest!

"Cowboy, eh? Is that the part where I make fun about your mother?"

Do you know the thing? I'm sure you do.

How can casinos be real if our dice aren't real?