Totodile

@Kenshin_samaCongrats baby sis. Or wait, that might be my ......... Nevermind i hope your college experience is the best dude. A little tip from the incredibly young and handsome totodile (i can dream right?) though, if you do manage to be one of the few that survive check out if you want to pursue a masters in said field as soon as possible. It's best to start that 1-2 years after college, or you might regret it. Otherwise go out there and lose your virginity get a great education.  

More power to you yah little shit, i just doubled my work hours after being off on Injury leave so long, i regret everything.  Paycheck hella fucking nice though  just by saying that i regret nothing, 

Confession: i fucking quit my job    Told mah boss to fuck himself and now i am unemployed scrub    More time for 2D grills! Yay! \ /

why the hell does the first pic look like a modern Marcus Garvey? dafuq. Still fly though. 
 
holy crap....... i thought you were a Chihuahua. Pomeranians master race cuz dem ears, dat snout, oh lawd the eyes. The human is ugly though, you should change him 

Because some still  doubt me... Here I am, with a living, breathing, human female.
 


 


 

Take note weebs, this man has mastered the true art of 2D>3D
 
>Sincere
>love
>fuwanovel
tbh the only part he got right was faceless weebs. 
 
 
inb4 he checks the RL pic threads and haunts us all 

Remind me to run if you ever ask me to come to a rooftop.
You act like it makes a difference, you just want to reach early so you can use the wifi to get on fuwanovel. 

Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are
Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher.
Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter.
Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. 
Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman).
Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible
Step 7: Post count is life. 
Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. 
Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters
Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. 

Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends. 

Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are
Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher.
Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter.
Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. 
Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman).
Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible
Step 7: Post count is life. 
Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. 
Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters
Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. 

Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends. 

Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are
Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher.
Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter.
Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. 
Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman).
Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible
Step 7: Post count is life. 
Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. 
Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters
Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. 

Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends. 

Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are
Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher.
Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter.
Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. 
Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman).
Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible
Step 7: Post count is life. 
Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. 
Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters
Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. 

Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends. 

@DarkZedge kinda looks like a bargain brand Eminem. No complaints from me there.
@LoganW no homo and all but i want to play with your hair......

@DarkZedge kinda looks like a bargain brand Eminem. No complaints from me there.
@LoganW no homo and all but i want to play with your hair......

So, yeah this is what I look like. :3
 
Labcoat! 
 
Fox pelt...
 
Unshaven!
 
Dramatic pose! 
The white streak! :3
 
 
 

I know how much you guys wanna see me without my dank corpse paint on.
Not much.
 

10/10 would bang late night while no-one is looking again 

10/10 would bang late night while no-one is looking again 

08/04/2016 Patch notes:
 
 

If i break into your house it'd be for a completely different reason, most likely ecchi reasons. 

So you lied? Well, if you want my soul you'll have to fight Mastercard, The US Government, Virgin Records, Frank Cho and The creator of honey mustard for it.

Dear Fuwa,
                  Due to the recent update there are certain bugs, strange new systems and features and missing content, most offensive of them all is the missing avatars from the chat. Now i'd like to take this moment in time out of my rioting, specifically looting Tay's underwear drawer and setting Zebhra on fire to tell you that we have been given a crucial responsibility; We must band together and blame Maefdomn for all our troubles and ensure that all blame falls on him for no reason. Please remember this in your daily Otaku commute and stay angry my friends. 
Love
Totodile.
 
P.S; Maef is also the one responsible for slow TL times

indisputably false. I really have no clue what /a/ sings is even.
Next person has a penchant for cat petting. 

Hmm, well since i'm almost a decade older than my sister i'm the one responsible for leading her down the wrong path and i take that task very seriously. I always strive to be a bad influence on her life and bring her morals to ground zero but unfortunately i have failed by to do so by finishing college, getting a good job, buying a house and pissing on the neighbor's shrubbery every now and then. I hope one day she will do me pround and become a NEET, then i'd be promptly murdered by our loving parents. Stay out of school kids. 
-Totodile. 
 

Not that i even have many pictures but i found one. Sweg 

Dear Fuwa,
                  Due to the recent update there are certain bugs, strange new systems and features and missing content, most offensive of them all is the missing avatars from the chat. Now i'd like to take this moment in time out of my rioting, specifically looting Tay's underwear drawer and setting Zebhra on fire to tell you that we have been given a crucial responsibility; We must band together and blame Maefdomn for all our troubles and ensure that all blame falls on him for no reason. Please remember this in your daily Otaku commute and stay angry my friends. 
Love
Totodile.
 
P.S; Maef is also the one responsible for slow TL times