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  1. Fiddle

    who wants to be the lucky fella to give me my 1000th like

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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I sense a conspiracy.

    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      You're crazy.

  2. Fiddle

    @Funyarinpa GET RID OF THE SANTA HAT IN YOUR AVATAR, YOU BUTT

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    2. 1P1A

      1P1A

      It's nearly Christmas already, what's the point? :D

    3. Funyarinpa

      Funyarinpa

      I'm too committed now. I no longer know where the Santa hat ends and Funyarinpa begins

    4. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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  3. Fiddle

    All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

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    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Do you just sit on my profile all day pressing F5 every several seconds?

    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Actually, I suppose you might just get notifications when I post a new status. Both reasonable possibilities.

    4. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I, uh, well, yes! Second option for me! That. What you said.

  4. Fiddle

    I have re-attained a reputation:post ratio > 1, a ratio that I am not willing to compromise under any circumstances; as such, I will now retire this account from the forum forever.

    Instead I'll be using my alternate account with which I liked all of this account's posts: Dergonu.

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    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Thanks, fam. I present you with the following:

       

    3. Zander

      Zander

      Merely a 1.001 reputation:post ratio? How cute, Fiddle.

    4. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      YOU JOINED THE FORUM AFTER REPUTATION WAS MADE A THING.

      HAX.

  5. Fiddle

    @Emi MY AMERICA BANNER WON THE SECOND-MOST VOTES, YET APPARENTLY IT DID NOT "WIN."

    FOLLOW THE RULES YOU YOURSELF STIPULATED, COWARD:

     

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

       

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      @Iria WHY WASN'T MY BANNER IMPLEMENTED ON THE 4TH OF JULY?

      IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.

    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Oh. :badnicoman: It's okay.

  6. Fiddle

    HAIL HYDRATE http://i.imgur.com/Sp8tJ5c.png

    1. 魔王黒 (Retired. Now 傍観者)

      魔王黒 (Retired. Now 傍観者)

      .. I understand what he went through, but shouting at someone because of that is going a little overboard.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      There are no limits when it comes to hydration education.

    3. 魔王黒 (Retired. Now 傍観者)

      魔王黒 (Retired. Now 傍観者)

      Well, there are tons of other ways to explain it better than he did anyway.

  7. Fiddle

    SWITCH YOUR AVATAR BACK, LOSER

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    1. Zakamutt

      Zakamutt

      no.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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    3. Zakamutt

      Zakamutt

      not exactly putting the meek in miku I see

  8. Fiddle

    You know what your avatar needs? ONE LESS SANTA HAT, BECAUSE IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS.

    CHANGE IT, BUDDY.

    1. Plk_Lesiak

      Plk_Lesiak

      I still feel quite festive though. :chaika:

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Here's the stupidest hat I could find:

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  9. Fiddle

    Cap'n Crunch's "Oops" All Berries cereal was released in 1997 and has now been in stores for about a decade uninterrupted. Contrary to what they keep telling you, I'm starting to think it isn't such an "accident" that it's all berries.

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    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I'm somewhat curious as to how that math works out with a supposed release in 1997, but I figure it hinges on the word "uninterrupted".

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      It does. It used to be a "limited edition" item, suggesting that they accidentally manufactured nothing but berries on multiple occasions, but now all evidence points to the conspiracy that they're doing it deliberately.

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Scandalous!

  10. Fiddle

    I used to be a hypochondriac. Then I learned what hypochondria is, and I was like "oh no, maybe I have that," and I was cured.

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Hm, wow. That is, um, wow.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      it's a joke, tiag

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Tiag isn't a joke!!!

  11. Fiddle

    SWIGGITY SWOOTY, IT'S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR AVATOOTY

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    1. fujoneko

      fujoneko

      OH YEAH! :wafuu: I thought I did but it seems I forgot haha

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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  12. Fiddle

    @1P1A @waterflame

    For some reason I can't directly harass you on your profile, so I'm dropping pings to inform you that IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS, AND YET YOUR AVATARS SPEAK TO THE CONTRARY.

    REMEDIATE THIS AT ONCE.

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    1. waterflame

      waterflame

      If I don't... will you have to come find me? :P If so, I might have to hold of on mediating this.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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  13. Fiddle

    @MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

    1. MaggieROBOT

      MaggieROBOT

      Sorry for the delay, adult circumstances kind of eliminated the first artist I commissioned after a heated discussion about onions on chili, so I had to pay for a second one. Good thing he only asked for a tenth of what the first one asked for, I can't even imagine why!

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    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

       

  14. Fiddle

    green m&m rule 34

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Whoops, this isn't Google.

    2. fujoneko

      fujoneko

      cursed

  15. Fiddle

    Moths are just butterflies that we've collectively decided are too ugly to be called butterflies.

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Butterflies are utterly terrifying. At least moths are more honest about their dreadfulness.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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  16. Fiddle

    I miss the Santa hats.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      You people cannot be trusted with more hats. Many are still wearing the hat I gave them a month ago. Some are wearing multiple hats. There shall be no further hats.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      No.

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  17. Fiddle

    All corn mazes are maize mazes.

    lol.

    lmao

    roflmao

    oh my god LOL

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      >:c

    2. x2b

      x2b

      What a corny joke, but an a-maizing one at that. 😆

  18. Fiddle

    I learned today that red velvet is just chocolate with red food dye.

    All of you are traitors for not telling me this sooner.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      That's the most common way of making it, sure. Not always though.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Regardless, my concern is with the fact that it's essentially chocolate, and my tastebuds have been fibbing to me that they're different when they are, in fact, utterly similar.

      It'd be like learning that caramel is just molten cream and sugar, or something else so ridiculous and untrue.

  19. Fiddle

    originalren naked

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Whoops, this isn't Google.

    2. #YOLOGNAISWAGETTI

      #YOLOGNAISWAGETTI

      ayy lmao

  20. Fiddle

    CHRISTMAS TIME'S OVER, PAL. TIME TO ROLL OUT THE OLE AVATAR.

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    1. Kirashi

      Kirashi

      Yessir

  21. Fiddle

    I don't know what these dots above my name mean, but I have 8, which is objectively the best number of dots to have, and all of you should be jealous.

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    1. fujoneko

      fujoneko

      I think it's your "level" :o

  22. Fiddle

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    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      I meant to post a different image, but this one works too.

  23. Fiddle

    Game show prizes should be annually adjusted for inflation.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Some people would rather not change Who Wants to Be a Millionaire to Who Wants to Be a One Million Five Hundred Seventy-eight Thousand Seven Hundred Fifteen and Forty-nine Cents-aire, but the alternative is screwing people out of their rightful money.

  24. Fiddle

    Thanks for protecting me from YouTube's 1,193 requests, uBlock Origin.

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    1. 1P1A

      1P1A

      Why is yours so much more efficient than mine!?

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  25. Fiddle

    There will be no Santa hats this year. I am too busy.

    Make your own Santa hat avatars, idiots.

    Merry Christmas.

    1. 1P1A

      1P1A

      Christmas is ruined. I hope you're happy.

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