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  1. Fiddle

    Game show prizes should be annually adjusted for inflation.

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      Fiddle

      Some people would rather not change Who Wants to Be a Millionaire to Who Wants to Be a One Million Five Hundred Seventy-eight Thousand Seven Hundred Fifteen and Forty-nine Cents-aire, but the alternative is screwing people out of their rightful money.

  2. Fiddle

    I miss the Santa hats.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      No.

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  3. Fiddle

    I miss the Santa hats.

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      Fiddle

      You people cannot be trusted with more hats. Many are still wearing the hat I gave them a month ago. Some are wearing multiple hats. There shall be no further hats.

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  4. Fiddle

    I used to be a hypochondriac. Then I learned what hypochondria is, and I was like "oh no, maybe I have that," and I was cured.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      it's a joke, tiag

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  5. Fiddle

    Moths are just butterflies that we've collectively decided are too ugly to be called butterflies.

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      Fiddle

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  6. Fiddle

    green m&m rule 34

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      Fiddle

      Whoops, this isn't Google.

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  7. Fiddle

    Cap'n Crunch's "Oops" All Berries cereal was released in 1997 and has now been in stores for about a decade uninterrupted. Contrary to what they keep telling you, I'm starting to think it isn't such an "accident" that it's all berries.

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    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      It does. It used to be a "limited edition" item, suggesting that they accidentally manufactured nothing but berries on multiple occasions, but now all evidence points to the conspiracy that they're doing it deliberately.

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  8. Fiddle

    All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Actually, I suppose you might just get notifications when I post a new status. Both reasonable possibilities.

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  9. Fiddle

    All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Do you just sit on my profile all day pressing F5 every several seconds?

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  10. Fiddle

    @Emi MY AMERICA BANNER WON THE SECOND-MOST VOTES, YET APPARENTLY IT DID NOT "WIN."

    FOLLOW THE RULES YOU YOURSELF STIPULATED, COWARD:

     

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Oh. :badnicoman: It's okay.

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  11. Fiddle

    @Emi MY AMERICA BANNER WON THE SECOND-MOST VOTES, YET APPARENTLY IT DID NOT "WIN."

    FOLLOW THE RULES YOU YOURSELF STIPULATED, COWARD:

     

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      @Iria WHY WASN'T MY BANNER IMPLEMENTED ON THE 4TH OF JULY?

      IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.

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  12. Mr Poltroon

    Woo-hoo stalkers!

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Mutual stalkers!

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  13. Fiddle

    @MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

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      Fiddle

       

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  14. Fiddle

    @1P1A @waterflame

    For some reason I can't directly harass you on your profile, so I'm dropping pings to inform you that IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS, AND YET YOUR AVATARS SPEAK TO THE CONTRARY.

    REMEDIATE THIS AT ONCE.

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      Fiddle

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  15. Fiddle

    You know what your avatar needs? ONE LESS SANTA HAT, BECAUSE IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS.

    CHANGE IT, BUDDY.

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      Fiddle

      Here's the stupidest hat I could find:

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  16. Fiddle

    SWITCH YOUR AVATAR BACK, LOSER

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      Fiddle

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  17. Fiddle

    SWIGGITY SWOOTY, IT'S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR AVATOOTY

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      Fiddle

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  18. Fiddle

    You know what your avatar needs? ONE LESS SANTA HAT, BECAUSE IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS.

    CHANGE IT, BUDDY.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

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  19. Fiddle

    @Emi MY AMERICA BANNER WON THE SECOND-MOST VOTES, YET APPARENTLY IT DID NOT "WIN."

    FOLLOW THE RULES YOU YOURSELF STIPULATED, COWARD:

     

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      Fiddle

       

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  20. Fiddle

    @Funyarinpa GET RID OF THE SANTA HAT IN YOUR AVATAR, YOU BUTT

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      Fiddle

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  21. MaggieROBOT

    I love how Fiddle is powerful enough to force start Christmas forum-wide on December 1st.

    HE'S THE ONE THAT WILL DECIDE WHEN IT'LL END NOW!!!

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR ROUND

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  22. Fiddle

    I have re-attained a reputation:post ratio > 1, a ratio that I am not willing to compromise under any circumstances; as such, I will now retire this account from the forum forever.

    Instead I'll be using my alternate account with which I liked all of this account's posts: Dergonu.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      YOU JOINED THE FORUM AFTER REPUTATION WAS MADE A THING.

      HAX.

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  23. Fiddle

    I have re-attained a reputation:post ratio > 1, a ratio that I am not willing to compromise under any circumstances; as such, I will now retire this account from the forum forever.

    Instead I'll be using my alternate account with which I liked all of this account's posts: Dergonu.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Thanks, fam. I present you with the following:

       

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  24. Fiddle

    I learned today that red velvet is just chocolate with red food dye.

    All of you are traitors for not telling me this sooner.

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Regardless, my concern is with the fact that it's essentially chocolate, and my tastebuds have been fibbing to me that they're different when they are, in fact, utterly similar.

      It'd be like learning that caramel is just molten cream and sugar, or something else so ridiculous and untrue.

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      Fiddle

      I meant to post a different image, but this one works too.

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