Jump to content
Slate Blackcurrant Watermelon Strawberry Orange Banana Apple Emerald Chocolate Marble
Slate Blackcurrant Watermelon Strawberry Orange Banana Apple Emerald Chocolate Marble

Fiddle

Members
  • Content Count

    1,517
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    51

Status Updates posted by Fiddle

  1. The life cycle of popcorn disturbs me just as much today as it did when I was 5 years old.

  2. Christmas is the only holiday that forces the entire month to revolve around it. No other holiday wields such big dick energy.

  3. December is my favorite month.

    rD1OvrH.png

  4. I used to be a hypochondriac. Then I learned what hypochondria is, and I was like "oh no, maybe I have that," and I was cured.

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Hm, wow. That is, um, wow.

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      it's a joke, tiag

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Tiag isn't a joke!!!

  5. will be writing out years with a comma (e.g. 2,020) from now on because they have more than three digits

  6. Moths are just butterflies that we've collectively decided are too ugly to be called butterflies.

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Butterflies are utterly terrifying. At least moths are more honest about their dreadfulness.

    2. Fiddle
  7. I once received a credit card deal for 10% cash back on any Dunkin' Donuts purchase, with the fine text stipulating that the maximum cash back amount was $30. This implies that they were expecting at least one person to purchase $300 of Dunkin' Donuts in one order.

  8. green m&m rule 34

    1. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Whoops, this isn't Google.

    2. Leonor

      Leonor

      cursed

  9. You know, The Sims predicted that I'd piss my pants as an adult far more often than I actually do, so I guess you could say I'm pretty successful.

  10. Cap'n Crunch's "Oops" All Berries cereal was released in 1997 and has now been in stores for about a decade uninterrupted. Contrary to what they keep telling you, I'm starting to think it isn't such an "accident" that it's all berries.

    00030000311684_cl___jpeg_3.jpg

    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I'm somewhat curious as to how that math works out with a supposed release in 1997, but I figure it hinges on the word "uninterrupted".

    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      It does. It used to be a "limited edition" item, suggesting that they accidentally manufactured nothing but berries on multiple occasions, but now all evidence points to the conspiracy that they're doing it deliberately.

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Scandalous!

  11. "Are you sure you want to permanently delete your browsing history?" yes, Firefox, we've already been through this like three times today.

  12. I like how my most recent "Santa Hats for your Avatars" thread is currently pinned in the Member's Lounge.

  13. All websites that make their own ctrl+F function that overrides your browser's ctrl+F function are hereby banned.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Do you just sit on my profile all day pressing F5 every several seconds?

    3. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Actually, I suppose you might just get notifications when I post a new status. Both reasonable possibilities.

    4. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I, uh, well, yes! Second option for me! That. What you said.

  14. @MaggieROBOT WHERE IS MY "Maggie's #1 fan" PROFILE BADGE

    1. MaggieROBOT

      MaggieROBOT

      Sorry for the delay, adult circumstances kind of eliminated the first artist I commissioned after a heated discussion about onions on chili, so I had to pay for a second one. Good thing he only asked for a tenth of what the first one asked for, I can't even imagine why!

      OqJ2MmA.png

    2. Fiddle
  15. shredded potatoes

    0C7KzHV.png

  16. I don't know what these dots above my name mean, but I have 8, which is objectively the best number of dots to have, and all of you should be jealous.

    lmAoTa0.png

    1. Leonor

      Leonor

      I think it's your "level" :o

  17. @1P1A @waterflame

    For some reason I can't directly harass you on your profile, so I'm dropping pings to inform you that IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS, AND YET YOUR AVATARS SPEAK TO THE CONTRARY.

    REMEDIATE THIS AT ONCE.

    u9WuwKS.png

    mZ3VvLX.png

    1. waterflame

      waterflame

      If I don't... will you have to come find me? :P If so, I might have to hold of on mediating this.

    2. Fiddle
  18. You know what your avatar needs? ONE LESS SANTA HAT, BECAUSE IT'S NO LONGER CHRISTMAS.

    CHANGE IT, BUDDY.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Fiddle
    3. Emi

      Emi

      now give everyone some other stupid hat. like... early easter

    4. Fiddle

      Fiddle

      Here's the stupidest hat I could find:

      h9jPvFq.png

  19. CHRISTMAS TIME'S OVER, PAL. TIME TO ROLL OUT THE OLE AVATAR.

    fdcXC8d.png

    1. Kirashi

      Kirashi

      Yessir

  20. SWIGGITY SWOOTY, IT'S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR AVATOOTY

    iuq0Ynv.png

    1. Leonor

      Leonor

      OH YEAH! :wafuu: I thought I did but it seems I forgot haha

    2. Fiddle
  21. SWITCH YOUR AVATAR BACK, LOSER

    VrUAmbS.png

    1. Zakamutt
    2. Fiddle
    3. Zakamutt

      Zakamutt

      not exactly putting the meek in miku I see

×
×
  • Create New...