Barry Benson

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hoshimemo. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of creative writing most of the lines will go over a typical reader's head. There’s also Chuee's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of the heroines- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Leyline, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lines, to realise that they’re not just badly written - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hoshimemo's Translation truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the deepness in the narrator's existential catchphrase “Mare's face is instantly shrouds in a hue of weariness,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Fred's favourite VN Karakara 2 (which he gave a 5/5, mind you). I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuee’s genius wit unfolds itself on their PC screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hoshimemo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the waifus’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

"Shameful disupuree!!," shouted the angry Samurais while waving their swords in a very exaggerated manner. "Korose, korose!," shouted one of the Samurai zealots. "D-demo, what did he do wrong senpai ;W;?," said one of the initiates. "He did the worst kind of sin: he included chink and anglo VN's in the list, he didn't even add an untranslated game into the list!," responded the kouhai's senpai. "B-But, why does he have to die, can't he just repent his sins by reading a Masada work?" While the Samurais were shouting, Zander came out of the building, escorted by the one and only Emperor of all the Nihonjins: Hirohito. In a fit of rage, Hirohito pushed Zander and placed his head in the wood log, pushing it against it with his waraji, and then chanted: "This person has commited the biggest sin: putting non-japanese titles approved by le watashi in his list, and to add insult to the matter, he added an English VN, the filthiest form of VN's (should we even call them that?) May this punishment serve as an example to all normie newfags who dwell in this forum / glorious nippon. Then, just as he finished saying that, he raised his Katana and chopped Zander's head off, dropping a tear right as he did so. "Today, we've lost a great warrior, he had so much potential..." said Hirohito, holding back his salty tears. Later, Hirohito signed a peace treaty with the United States and killed himself (never forgetti.) Anyways, Zander, to sum everything up, Jigaishitekudasai. Love, Barry B.

かかってこい、キリ。逃げないて、俺と戦うぜ。 このリストは屑、　日本語が足りない。 以上です。 バリー・蜂・ベンソン

Yes daddy come to the discord She's waiting for you there OwO

Do you think that Hirohito did things right? And what about the mod abusive power-state of this website? Also, more importantly, do you think that we need a :thinking: emoji reaction for this website?

うぐうだよね　＞。＜

Konnichiwa HMN kun ;w; U want to be my fwiend? OwO

Why is there no :thinking: emoji as an option?

Hewwo guys (´･ω･`), my name is bawwy benson, but for my friends im just bawwy (I have no fwiends though so feelsbadman ;w;). Anywaywz, I just thought that this website is a little bit poop-tier and I thought about bwinging in some gweatness again to it ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ My favopuwite novels awe Gwisaia Yes Kajijutsu and Katawa Shoujo (sowwy for bad english ;w;). Be sure to no bully me pls gays, because my dad works for Reddit and he can ban your gamecube account. (ᗒᗨᗕ) Ps: pls no bully for my good taste in EOP vn's.

Very haram. Also, the absolute state of Fuwanovel.

Tfw Mikandi JP just wants us to suffer for over 50+ hours just so we can kill ourselves and stop asking the Japanese companies for English Translations. What an amazing master plan, gotta give it to them.