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  1. Flutterz

    Why are gay men always fucking assholes?

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      Cuz it feels guuuuud

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      Really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  2. Flutterz

    Fish tanks are stupid, fish don't even have militaries

  3. Flutterz

    My physician says my health problems are caused by bad jeans. Can I just donate my old jeans to the Salvation Army and buy nice new ones at Target?

  4. Flutterz

    If 1 in 5 kids faces hunger, why don't we just turn every fifth kid around?

    1. Shikomizue

      Shikomizue

      Flutterz, solving world problems since 2015.

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      /Someone's/ gotta do it.

  5. Flutterz

    If the human brain was simple enough to understand, we wouldn't be smart enough to figure it out.

    1. Shikomizue

      Shikomizue

      *Mind blown*

  6. Flutterz

    I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

    1. Shikomizue

      Shikomizue

      They get that one kill they would've missed if they had typed "you" in an FPS.

  7. Flutterz

    The pinnacle of poetry http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/ec/Dlc_stanleyparable_announcer_pick_enm_follow_03.mp3

  8. Flutterz

    "Whoever lives for the sake of combating an enemy has an interest in the enemy's staying alive.” -Nietzsche

  9. Flutterz

    James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      I no spek inglitch sorrz

  10. Flutterz

    "The rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the malt" is a grammatically correct sentence.

    1. Tenkuru

      Tenkuru

      That actually took me 10 minutes to figure out what it meant O_O...

  11. Flutterz

    Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

    1. Tay

      Tay

      ну да

    2. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      Not gonna lie, having through as the first word made me read the rest 'tough thorough throught and though' using the 'ooo' sound from through.

  12. Flutterz

    Will putting a condom on my ethernet cable protect my computer from viruses?

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      u ned digital condom

  13. Flutterz

    If "Hay is for horses", is it also true that "Tay is for torses"?

    1. Tay

      Tay

      Only if Nay is for Norses.

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      And May is for Morses?

    3. Tay

      Tay

      touché

  14. Flutterz

    If I wear 3D glasses on top of another pair of 3D glasses will I see in 6 or 9 dimensions?

    1. Tay

      Tay

      *Head explodes*

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      Be careful, I have some information (which is admittedly from wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt) that having your head explode several times is detrimental to your health.

  15. Flutterz

    You're welcome, Fuwa https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/fuwanovel-lore

    1. Tay

      Tay

      This... is...

    2. Tenkuru

      Tenkuru

      *slow claps*

    3. Nimbus

      Nimbus

      Guys, help me. I can't stop laughing!

  16. Flutterz

    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

    1. Tay

      Tay

      *head explodes*

  17. Flutterz

    How is gravity so strong if it doesn't even lift?

  18. Flutterz

    Why does this Rorschach guy only paint pictures of naked men?

  19. Flutterz

    If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Those 2 factors are independent of each other, so, no. Genghis Khan was also 50% banana.

      Also, where are you getting all these things from? Or does your mind work like that? :P

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/top/

      :P

  20. Flutterz

    Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

    1. Noumi Kudryavka

      Noumi Kudryavka

      Only if it's pea soup

    2. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      Okay, thanks! It was in fact pea soup, so I'm gonna go put it back in the bowl and eat it.

  21. Flutterz

    Should I take something for my kleptomania?

  22. Flutterz

    If smoking is so bad, how does it cure salmon??

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    2. Tay

      Tay

      Had to look it up. Gastric carcinoma. Having too much smoked foods in your diet -- common in Japan, for example -- is a risk factor for gastric carcinoma.

    3. Tay

      Tay

      Also, I think I misread your status. Sorry : (. But hey, now you know.

    4. Flutterz

      Flutterz

      Yeah, it was kind of a pun :P And now I know

  23. Flutterz

    "Lead rhymes with read, but lead rhymes with read."

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      I took me 1 second to get this

  24. Flutterz

    “A truth that's told with bad intent / Beats all the lies you can invent.”

  25. Flutterz

    "My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all yards."

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