Flutterz

"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster."

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"If I can't untangle these threads, I'll just have to cut them!"

"If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, make it quick". Now that's a motto I can get behind!

"Lead rhymes with read, but lead rhymes with read."

"My quantum milk machine brings every boy to all yards."

"No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."

"The rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the malt" is a grammatically correct sentence.

"Whoever lives for the sake of combating an enemy has an interest in the enemy's staying alive.” -Nietzsche

“A truth that's told with bad intent / Beats all the lies you can invent.”

57 years ago Kudryavka become the first animal to reach orbit

Been getting a bunch of "reset password" emails on a specific address over the past few days... >.<

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Do depressed onions cry when they cut themselves?

Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

Fish tanks are stupid, fish don't even have militaries

He'd said he'd've preferred a quadruple contraction to "it'dn't've", but 't'dn't've been comprehensible.

Help! I cut myself with a bread knife, am I at risk of getting a yeast infection?

Help! I know that water boils at 100 degrees. I currently have a fever of 102. How much longer until all the water in me boils away??

Help! My daughter has an attraction to Carbon. Can someone tell me the dangers of carbon dating?

How can 9/11 be an inside job if the planes hit the towers from the outside?

How Can My Complex Analysis Grade Be Real If The Numbers Aren't Real?

How come teen drug abuse abruptly stops at the age of 20?