Flutterz

brb I think I have a rope somewhere

dont do it =.=

But Eclipsed told me I needed to do it D:

Not like us, advanced life forms that don't make mistakes.

So true. Thank goodness we aren't like them.

Amen!

please no =.="

Do you google these things or do you come up with it yourself

I'd say yes

Most of them I get from a subreddit but this is one of the few that I actually came up with

Had to look it up. Gastric carcinoma. Having too much smoked foods in your diet -- common in Japan, for example -- is a risk factor for gastric carcinoma.

Also, I think I misread your status. Sorry : (. But hey, now you know.

Yeah, it was kind of a pun And now I know

Congrats!

Thanks! Mad min wage dosh, here I come! :>

Hello,

I'm having an issue with registration; I've tried many resends, but I'm not receiving any activation email.

Sorry for the irrelevant comment, but I'm not allowed to post anywhere or send PMs.

No, because technically I never was a neet, I'm a part-time student at uni.

does this mean you were a hiki?

Nope, I do leave my house for work, for uni, or if I need to go buy something.

This... is...

*slow claps*

Guys, help me. I can't stop laughing!

Only if Nay is for Norses.

And May is for Morses?

touché

All numbers are blue.

This says otherwise http://i.imgur.com/jso4u8s.jpg

i-dont-know-what-i-expected.jpeg

There's (an )anal joke hidden in there.

- Oreki Houtarou from Hyouka. Beautiful anime!

Everything's an anal joke if you look hard enough

2 min,good luck flu-san

i call u bubble man from now on

or boil man

Because the monster that does drugs living inside the teens mystically dies the second someone turns 20.

Is the monster a spooky skeleton?

Yes, and we can't see him, because he's too spooky for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Flutterz, solving world problems since 2015.

/Someone's/ gotta do it.

Pls, stahp. My pun receptors are melting...

3 ? o.O

Cuz it feels guuuuud

Really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Head explodes*

Be careful, I have some information (which is admittedly from wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt) that having your head explode several times is detrimental to your health.

Thumbs up, not like they're going to be of use to anybody otherwise.

^My thoughts exactly

ну да

Not gonna lie, having through as the first word made me read the rest 'tough thorough throught and though' using the 'ooo' sound from through.

If you had a newsletter, I would subscribe to it.

I'm fluttered ^^

Isn't it Laika?

"Laika" is the name they gave her after they realized that her original name "Kudryavka" was a bit too difficult for foreigners to pronounce and half of the point of it all was to show everyone else how much better the USSR was.

Side-effect is that you end his life a little sooner. I mean, building him a fire and then bashing his head in with an axe would have the same effect, except less painful. You horrible person.

Hey, it's the thought that counts!

Only if it's pea soup

Okay, thanks! It was in fact pea soup, so I'm gonna go put it back in the bowl and eat it.

Those 2 factors are independent of each other, so, no. Genghis Khan was also 50% banana.

Also, where are you getting all these things from? Or does your mind work like that?

http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/top/

Yes, after inhaling large amounts of imaginary wood, one might have brain splinters. This can cause visions of naked hairy men pacing in your bathroom.

Damn, I suppose I'll go get checked then, that doesn't sound pleasant.

but then i couldnt see you *pout*