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  1. Haha, we both know that there's only one way to actually be with your waifu Palas. No, you simply have to present a waifu and explain what makes her the ultimate Best Girl. His eyes then opened by the glory that She is, he will return to hell and the world will be safe once more.
  2. The Devil has materialized and the only way to appease him/keep him from eating our souls is to present him with the Best Girl™ of all time. You can only pick one waifu, who do you choose?
  3. Now this is a thread with real talk. On top of everything else, it's not even like the people coding the game necessarily have a lot of input on the game itself: usually more well-paid project managers and "concept designers" simply dictate what needs to be coded. Making a game isn't necessarily the same as designing a game.
  4. I personally like it, it's simple, clean, concise and looks good. My review score of the review score is 9/11 ;^)
  5. CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN. Seriously though, either do this: Or you could try ranking your games in a list, in the order of which you think will be best or the order you want to play them in. I think it's natural to become overwhelmed when there're a lot of things to do - even when it comes to doing fun stuff. Hell, I once knew a toddler who absolutely freak out and start crying if he was given too many toys or treats at once, because the little guy had no idea where to start. Putting everything in a list format will not only take your mind off of it, it'll also take away the burden of deciding on the spot when you want to play something.
  6. I'd actually say Katawa Shoujo and Huniepop might be worth looking at if you're developing a game in English. WAIT! Before anybody jumps down my throat, consider the following: Katawa Shoujo - despite being a F2P game about "katawa" (read: crippled) girls developed by some random anons on the net (in their spare time, might I add) - managed to be an emotional roller coaster that had characters that makes you want to play the game multiple times. Despite its many flaws and challenges, such as the inconsistent quality of art or the fact that the heroines were all physically handicapped in some fashion, it managed to appeal to the emotions of the players through character development... which is ultimately reliant on writing. While the prose might not be astounding as far as technical syntax or grammar goes, the use of rhetoric and the "impact" of the dialogue was quite impressive, for what the game was. As far as HuniePop goes... well I guess they managed to give the characters clear, separate personalities via the writing. The addictiveness of it - and where the game truly shines - is in the minigames and emphasis on simple strategy and conquest.
  7. I bet you filthy perverts are into handholding and consensual sex in the missionary position too, huh? https://gyazo.com/8925139fcf2d5b4d361ee7aa218af02c
  8. Let's just hope the studio does Heaven's Feel justice. Some of the anime adaptations have been... less than stellar.
  9. In a certain shitty mmo: "Lol you look gay Dr4g0nF0rceSkynet" "What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot."
  10. My god, I just realized that this means that Skynet isn't even going to be some kind of humanity-erasing genocide AI... it'll be a shitposting memebot arguing about waifus and posting anime drawings of genderbent futanari dicktators. https://gyazo.com/64ab4249207e5c2e90e90e2a0c68f4d8
  11. Fite me IRL, I shall defend my waifu. Srsly though, I think any "AI" exposed to the internet will eventually become a meme-machine or just the digital equivalent of a basement dweller. Just look at "Rinna," the Japanese AI who went full otaku mode. http://kotaku.com/meanwhile-in-japan-microsofts-a-i-chatbot-has-become-1767039378
  12. Gaijin

    the division

    The Division: nonstop action while waiting in line to talk to NPCs! ;^)
  13. Also, this guy is on point. This is stuff that I would recommend myself.
  14. G Senjou no Maou and Sengoku Rance have some really catchy soundtracks. G Senjou's really fit well with the scenes that they're played in and even though it's been years since I last played Sengoku Rance, I can still recognize soundtracks from there when I hear them. Utawarerumono and KimiKiss have some really good soundtracks as well, but I wouldn't say they're as fight-themed.
  15. Oh my sweet summer children, what do you know of waifus? Waifus are for the Fall season, my little weebs, when the shows release a hundred at a time and shit taste reviews come flowing from Facebook anime pages. Waifus are for the long night, when you hide from the outside world for months at a time, and millions of potential children are ejaculated and live and die from your excessive masturbation while you grow gaunt and hungry, and your parents decide to move you out of the house. ... so uh, monster girls are the superior form of waifu, as evidenced below :^)))) )
  16. These guys got it in a nutshell. It's an interesting twist on the typical high school setting for romance games, but the characters are well thought out and distinctly unique from one another. The music and art is also on par with "real" VNs.
  17. Thirded :^) If you use 4chan, another VN that I'd recommend is Katawa Shoujo. It's made by users there.
  18. Thanks bruh. Omg, we have so much to discuss as enlightened individuals. I'm so glad MGQ led me down the rabbit hole of monster girls. I personally prefer Shrek :^) Thanks fam, good to be here. Thanks for the welcome, I can see we truly are the same if you're talking about stealing my waifus! Srsly tho, I'll shank your nan if you touch my waifus. I look forward to arguing about Chinese cartoon games. Thanks dude! I like a person who's generous with their moe. I also can't recommend trying Rance enough, it's genuinely the funniest game I've ever played. Ty man, we low-ranked newbies have to stick together.
  19. Lol, just throwing around some banter. I actually like Muv-Luv and Steins;Gate (although Steins;Gate has more plot twists than a M. Night Shyamalan movie). Thanks for the welcome guys!
  20. Sup, I'm an irredeemable weeb. Before we go any further: Sengoku Rance is the best VN ever made. Comparing Muv-Luv, Steins;Gate and all that other stuff to Sengoku Rance is like comparing Cory in the House to anime. Also, ALL monster girls are my waifu. All of them .
  21. I need a monster girl waifu.latest?cb=20131228155543

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