The male protagonist fails to have sex with all five girls he encounters. In the end, he buys a hooker and only shoots a normal size amount of semen instead of the buckets most protagonists do. Then dies of herpes.
I just want you to know, that Japanese people will think that you are even stranger than westerners will for doing something like this. Most Japanese people have a really negative opinion of extreme otakus, and coupled with the fact that you are also a foreigner, well you will probably get some funny looks. I just want you to know that Japan is not some otaku wonderland where you will be accepted because you like anime, lol. Although a strong part of me suspects that you are just a troll, so whatever.
Do they have an operator who asks which best girl is on the big ass pillow and then directs you to another person who yells "YOUR WAIFU IS SHIIIIIIIIT" at you?
Well there are already plan for Valentine events that also include dude this time
There are also 3 beast that we still haven't kill
There are also Giant Alien waiting to kill us all
But no Singularities again though according to thing i read somewhere.
Oh, and anybody planning to do Paid Gacha next year?
> After we battle Caster Solomon, he starts the whole "ya'll disappoint me, I'm so strong haha" talk
> Still, he praises our efforts if anything, for we've put an admirable resistance
> Master notices that one of Solomon's rings is different from the rest
> Mashu recalls Holmes telling them there was something wrong with this Solomon
> Solomon activates the ring of light in the sky and the dick pillars start going wild
> He then reveals himself as a Solomon that is not Solomon. Much like Kingu, he is using the hardware but with a new software inside
> "And thus I throw away the name King of Magic. I no longer need it."
> He reveals himself as an amalgamation of all the 72 dick pillars
> "Mankind's Incineration Principle Formula - Demon King, Goetia."
> Scene ends and we have to get into a new one, which begins with Mashu noting that his Saint Graph ain't Solomon's, belonging indeed to Goetia
> "One of Mankind's Seven Evils. Beast of Calamity, Beast I...!"
> "Indeed. I... no, we (ruby text reads "I") are a life-form brought forth by mankind's very own hands."
> Goetia then goes back to his drama queen state and complains about having seen both past and future, much like the King of Magic once did (clairvoyance is tied to the body)
> "I've seen much sorrow and grief. Observed countless perfidies."
> "I've watched innumerable pillages. I've seen an unending amount of endings."
> Took some liberties to make these last two lines sound cool. Sue me.
> He goes back to the complaining and says he got fed up with this shit. This mankind and its future no longer were things he cared about.
> Instead, he concluded that he ought to create a perfect mankind.
> For the very notion of a life having to end was "insane" in his eyes
> He finally discloses his real plan: to travel back 4 billion years in the past, back to the birth of the celestial body called Earth and recreate our planet in his own image
> "To rewrite Genesis, giving birth to a world devoided of the concept of 'death'. That is our grand plan."
> He gathered the magical energy produced throughout mankind's history, from 1000 B.C to 2016, a quantity that surpassed even Earth's production
> Mankind's Incineration came to be not due to his hatred, but due to his desire to see mankind prosper... in the way he deemed appropriate, of course
> On a side note, this takes back to Babylon where it was stated that all Beasts are basically yanderes that love humanity way too much
> "Behold the Throne (not the one of Heroes). The place where your lives shall come to an end."
> For a guy that keeps going on and on about the ephemerity of the human life, he sure enjoys saying that we're going to die
> Mashu stated that this NP's power is beyond anyone, but she then has an epiphany
> "... So that's it. I was born for this very own moment, isn't that right, Doctor?"
> Goetia goes back to the final boss talk, telling us we're about to die and all that fluff
> The fight breaks out and as staged, ends on the third turn when he activates his NP
> Mashu confirms there is no stopping him from using it, but Goetia suddenly says that he understands Mashu and that she too should be able to understand him
> He invites her to the new world, as both are meaningless existances that can find their wishes fulfilled in his new world
> Mashu concents for a second that a world with no death would also be a world with no sadness
> But she tells him that she holds no desire for eternity, wishing only to see the current world
> Even if her life is bound to end soon, even if her life is to expire in a moment, she wishes to be able to see the future of this world
> Goetia says it is a pity and activates his NP, announcing the end of history and mankind's incineration
> Mashu denies his victory claim and fires her NP; Ars Almadel Salomonis vs Lord Camelot
> Now, get your ear/headphones on and listen to this OST while reading the following scene, otherwise you'll never get a 5* again
> [Nothing on Earth can resist the heat of that Noble Phantasm]
> [But that is limited to the physical aspect]
> [Her Noble Phantasm is a conceptual defence]
> [So long the user's heart doesn't falter, the castle walls too shall not crumble]
> Too lazy to go line by line now. This is her final dialogue:
> "Thank you so much for everything up until now. For having come till here... my life truly had a meaning... It was just as Captain Drake said. On my final moments, I understood my desire. But... it's a tad irritating. I could only protect you thus far. This is the last time I'll be able to fight by your side, Senpai."
> Her body is unable to resist the heat coming from Goetia's NP and evaporates, leaving only her shield behind. As her heart didn't falter for a second, she was able to protect her master until the very end.
Wheeew, what a long post. Should get it all done by tomorrow I believe. Anyway, it's late and my brain is bugging hard from the lack of sleep and having read too much JP today, time for a break.
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