Valmore

Yeesh, how did I miss this? Wow... that's terrible. Who the hell thinks an argument is a good reason to run someone over with a car. Glad you're okay, though, and that the situation seems to be progressing into something more civil.

I don't think you need a Japanese phone number to play. I had the game for awhile and it worked fine on my American-number phone. However, with so much going in in it I kinda grew disinterested in it since I couldn't read it at all.

Yes. Maybe he'll work better as a full servant, but when I used him in the finale he sucked and was the first one to die.

King Hassan is a rotting skeleton. I bathe regularly. However, he can lop my head off with his big ass sword.

While I wouldn't say I'm handsome, I'm certainly more attractive then ugly skull thing.

No Quartz, No Desire To Pay For Quartz, No Ugly Skeleton Thing Pull.

Who wants to give him the obligatory "Katawa Shoujo" answer? Oh, wait, I guess I did.

Don't fret, Fiddle, I'll save you instead. Just give me a few years to finally get enough posts. Why do you hate freedom?

Way to get 33 mana prisms... and Martha Rider, I guess.

Unlimited Craft Essences!!!

The people of Four Leaf Studios (makers of Katawa Shoujo) have pretty much been solid on their stance of never making a sequel, prequel or anything related to Katawa Shoujo in visual novel form, so no, this isn't being made by them.

What are you talking about? "Levitate Over Chairs" is a power known to all teachers. They won't even give you a substitute teaching certificate if you can't do that.

Well damn, there goes my reasons for ever visiting Japan.

Do they have an operator who asks which best girl is on the big ass pillow and then directs you to another person who yells "YOUR WAIFU IS SHIIIIIIIIT" at you?

If you try remember you'll need to check your self-respect back with the desk... and they'll lose it for you before the flight takes off.

Well, I did fail to roll Musashi but I'll take Void Shiki MP2 as a consolation prize. So now my main account is a Double-Jeanne, Double-Shiki account.

If it makes you feel any better, I also failed bigly on Musashi.

Damn it, gacha... DON'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!!

I just chose the "slack off from writing" option. I'd better read the Fuwanovel walkthrough to see what happens after picking that.

Yeah, think you're right. Well, I made it back burning the other draws when I got Jeanne (no awesome paid draw this time, just Jeanne and a bunch of nothing).

Went for the Assassin+Extra. Figured win-win either way. Ended up with Jeanne, so now I have a Double-Jeanne account. Maybe next time, Jack. What's in that 17 Mana Prism Bag, anyway?

I have not read any of these. Should I? Please submit, in essay form, why I should read these.

I thought there's be lewd catgirl pictures here. 10/10 epic trolling by staying on topic.

Yeah, I'd love to get the needed 4000 MP to get the last 4 Chaldea Lunchtimes to get the 10% affection XP bonus but I'd need for it to stick around at least another month and then get one of those events that offers MP as a reward to subsidize the burning 3* servants and XP cards from Chaldea Gate quests.

I do have 5 stars in Archer and Lancer I need to build up with XP (actually, I have both Tesla and Arjuna, but I think with my dick and I'm working on Archuria). Odd that at the time of the first guaranteed 5* pull I had no decent Archers, and then after Tesla in the pull I ended up with 2 others (this was during my small lucky streak). In terms of just 5* servants I'm more then set on Archers (as you can see) and I have Tamamo Lancer as well as grailed J-Alter. But that's it - I could go for a 5* in any of the other classes. The Sabers, Riders and Assassins interest me most of the ones offered. Altera, Drake and Jack in particular. The Zerkers offered don't really interest me much. The Casters look somewhat appealing, though.