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Darklord Rooke

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  1. I learned today that red velvet is just chocolate with red food dye.

    All of you are traitors for not telling me this sooner.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      That's the most common way of making it, sure. Not always though.

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  2. How are you not dead yet

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Only the good die young :P

  3. Bleh, I need a button that let's me turn off my higher thought processes.

     

    Overthinking sucks.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Not exactly a 'button' but this usually does the trick. Enjoy :) 

      cq5dam.web.1280.1280.jpeg

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  4. uuuuggghhh.... Ordered "The big breakfast" this morning (2 eggs, 2 slices of ham, 4 strips of bacon, 2 sausages, Hashbrowns, and toast), and had the bright idea I could also handle an order of hotcakes (3 giant ones at that)...

     

    I've always been a underweight guy - but holy hell I think I just grew another foot in all directions :komari:

     

    never again~

  5. Happy Birthday man!

    Enjoy the wonderful world of adulthood :makina:

    PS. We all make hilarious mistakes. Being born was prolly the best one.

  6. I'm done with Fuwa for a while, place is getting toxic - at least the threads I happen to read :sachi:  Some people are just antagonistic by nature, and I'm really close to snapping at them, if I'm not already on their ignore list. :P

     

    If you need me, or just wanna shoot the breeze, catch me on Twitter~

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I don't even read the favourite/worst threads generally. I never see the point. I wonder why I'm supposed to care about the opinions of random people when their tastes probably don't align with your own xD.

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  7. Upon reading this, I had the strangest urge to come by and wish you a lovely day.
    How mysterious.

  8. By His royal decree you are to pay me an amount equal or superior to 666€ or whatever inferior equivalent currency your forsaken island uses.

    You can find His exact words quoted below:

    • Tiagofvarela
      By the way, I've been wondering, when you pay me for the damages that will ensue from all the wasted E-Mail space that's a consequence of all these notifications I'm getting; will it be from your personal money or Fuwa's funds?
       
    • Tay
      Rooke kindly volunteered to pay those damages.
       
    • Tiagofvarela
      I'll go bug him for it then.
    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      But that’s the money I’m setting aside to upgrade my computer so I can finally immerse myself in the Witcher 3 for months on end without eating or sleeping. It’s gonna take a bit of an upgrade… and I should really remove the 5 ¼ floppy drive, people keep telling me nobody uses them anymore :(

      You should go see this person called ‘SolidBatman’ instead. Rumour has it he’s so overflowing with cash, he’s giving out nuggets of pure gold to random hobos. Also, tell Tay he’s a funny, funny man and terrible, terrible things happen to such people :P

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  9. With the death of several prominent and beloved members of Fuwanovel along with my various walkthroughs getting ganked and, most importantly, the loss of the legendary Gravity Green theme and, least importantly, being tired of "thou ist Fuwastaff, thou shouldst manners", I have decided to call it quits and join the Legion of the Dead.

    T/L and/or TL;DR: Taking small break, will prob be back when CP: BD comes out on the 13th & make a thread (^o^)/

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I don't think Fuwa-staff have ever been known for their exemplary manners. Look at Tay, partying like it's 1999 at every opportunity, reveling in debauchery and sin...

      Enjoy your break, Eclipsed, bring back pie, and don't forget to share!

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  10. By His royal decree you are to pay me an amount equal or superior to 666€ or whatever inferior equivalent currency your forsaken island uses.

    You can find His exact words quoted below:

    • Tiagofvarela
      By the way, I've been wondering, when you pay me for the damages that will ensue from all the wasted E-Mail space that's a consequence of all these notifications I'm getting; will it be from your personal money or Fuwa's funds?
       
    • Tay
      Rooke kindly volunteered to pay those damages.
       
    • Tiagofvarela
      I'll go bug him for it then.
  11. Holy shit the red box in chat is now in every theme, someone make it stop or I'll have a stroke here. 

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Rooke's awesome theme has the lightest shade of red because it's the best...

  12. That was a very impressive chain of comments in the ask an anarchist thread. *clap clap clap*

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I don't mind if people become anarchists for a reason, but the dude obviously has a very limited understanding of the world. To be honest, I'm a little sick of young people going around preaching socialist concepts because they're so very kind hearted and the world is full of unfeeling monsters rolling around in capitalist greed. This sort of stuff has been going on for more than 50 years, young people will preach these ideologies, lose them when they gain perspective, only for the next generation to come along and repeat the exact same steps. It's almost as if people (in general) learn something once they get to a certain age...

      Also I suck at these forum thingies. Didn't notice this message till just now... only a month later xD

  13. Working again. Let's see how impactful this turns out to be.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      New goal for Venicey-Tiag: to become one who has choice in the matter. And when you write this goal down, you should be smirking, and when you say this goal out loud you should say it in Darth Vader's voice :3

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  14. Working again. Let's see how impactful this turns out to be.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Have you figured out that working is a mug’s game, yet? Real men lounge around, with a daiquiri in one hand and a good book in the other, and delegate work to others :3

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  15. What others call "personality" is merely a mask we sculpt for their viewing pleasure. What's underneath is more complex, more ugly, than they care to gaze at.

  16. ...Could've saved so many hours of work if I knew control + F was a thing. *Sigh*

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I KNOW! I would have died without it! I only use it every hour, I don't know how anybody would have survived doing things manually!

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  17. ...Could've saved so many hours of work if I knew control + F was a thing. *Sigh*

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      But the important thing is you know now and it will save you countless hours in the future, so you just have to embrace the positive. On a completely unrelated matter, that obscene guffawing you hear travelling on the wind, it’s not mine… totally not falling off my chair laughing, nosiree…

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  18. fookin reviews

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Have you considered changing your member title to "Review monkey"? :3

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  19. In a particularly un-Tiaguesque mood.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I feel compelled to point something out. If this fellow's name is Tiago than it would be an un-Tiagoesque mood he is in. The fact that he's in an un-Tiaguesque mood is conclusive evidence (using Rooke's dodgy logic) that Tiag is the name of this member, not Tiago :3

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  20. I cannot believe I had let my spirit stoop so low... Had I forgotten about the eloquence of words? Well, no more, for I am back in the nonsensically wordy manner of my earlier posts on this forum! All credit goes to Rintaro Okabe, who expertly reminded me of the reason why I joined forums in the first place. Let the mere fools taste my overly complicated and most of the time grammatically incorrect sentences!

  21. Fuck every single one of you who forced me in making a VNDB list. My arm hurts and I'm not even halfway through it yet.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      A famous thinker once said “if it’s painful then it’s good for the soul”.....

      .....Or did I read that in a fortune cookie? Memories are such tricky things :P

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  22. End of an era. Kinda silly how emotional such a simple thing can be.

  23. End of an era. Kinda silly how emotional such a simple thing can be.

  24. Haven't edited my About Me page since I made an account. I guess I can mess around.

  25. Haven't edited my About Me page since I made an account. I guess I can mess around.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Your biography needs more aliens and sorcery :3

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