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> I was 9 years old > I loved Jun so much, I had all the merchandise and games > I pray to Jun every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Jun is love" I say. "Jun is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Jun > I called him a cunt > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my face hurts > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Jun > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "this is my Loliconia" > He grabs me with his powerful lolicon hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Jun > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Jun > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Jun > He roars a mighty roar as he fill my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Jun looks him straight in the eye and says. "It's time to loli-leave" > Jun leaves through my window > Jun is love, Jun is life Something like that?

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You make me proud, Squire of Loliconia.

Gotta love this thread

develop the godly level of patience that I apparently have, one update a year is all I need, even if it's just 1% once it's exceeded a specific percentage (in short: I want to read it before I die, don't care when it's made available, as long as someday I can read it)

to celebrate the 10th anniversary of clannad the game will be getting a enhanced version ported for the ps vita includes enhanced graphics, touchscreen and vita tv function support http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-04-28/clannad-visual-novel-ported-to-ps-vita-this-summer

I ask what friends are <krill_drawing> friends are people you allow to be around you with a slightly lower urge to hurt them

.................. :o :o I'm shocked... you are not reading Clannad just because of the art? Compared to Kanon art it's 10 times better, and needless to say, Clannad is a masterpiece. I've never read such a good story. Maefdomn, don't harm the puppies!

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That's nice, but what we really need is a translated port. Clannad is pretty well known as an anime so having an officially translated port for Vita would be a good introduction to VNs for fans who didn't know the origins of Clannad. The art initially put me off reading it too but I'm glad I did, after a while I never really noticed the weird proportions, ridiculously pointed chins and miniature-triangle noses. Too busy laughing at Sunohara or crying at Ibuki's wedding. Still one of the most heartwrenching moments in my anime life. T_T

Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your stay! Have a moe:

Well I hate when protagonist is cheating heroines too but one thing I hate even far more are perverts withouth self control.

Also, Katou Kotarou only has a significant role in one of the non-canon routes; in which he is shown to be the strongest character in the VN, effortlessly destroying all opposition single-handedly, including the main villain in all the routes. With the exception of Touko's route, in which Kotarou is not in the city, I don't see how one can take the story seriously at all with a seemingly omnipotent character like that. He could solve all the world's problems with his fists. I found all of the action scenes to be lackluster at best; reusing the same few assets over and over. I was expecting them to be at the same level of Kikokugai based on people constantly calling this one of the best action VNs around. On a positive note; the game did have a great OST, though poorly looped. Well I do still agree that H-scenes are anoying and don't have any sense but if we ignore that I think that story was great, also there is an all-ages edition too that dosen't have H-scenes.

Sadly I'm not a masochist... why you do dis. pls stop. Thank you. Guess I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Welcome to lolicon union, Ren

I'm going to play through Swan Song. I do hope it's light on the h-scenes, though. Someone should tell Japan that one can tell a mature story without having 3 hours of moaning and slurping sounds to mosaic genitalia backgrounds.

No, I thought Rewrite was average at best, and it was only redeemed by Terra, whose writing and scenario quality was higher than the rest of the game. To me, the heroine paths were only redeemed by their weak connection to the Moon/Terra true ending. Also, genre-switching refers to the sudden shift from a certain type of story to another type of story. Rewrite starts out like a moege/charage and ends up like a chuuni game toward the end of each path. While the early part of the story hints that there is something shadowy/dark behind the scenes of the city, Kotarou's attitude and manner of speech during those scenes makes taking it seriously difficult, and so the sheer difference in atmosphere between the heroine paths and the common route seems abrupt and poorly planned. The map minigame that appears frequently in the common route also serves to weaken the story, simply because it feels like an interruption whenever it pops up, not to mention that it is annoying enough that even when I managed to get into the common route, it popped me right back out. That killed the common route, at least for me. As for my opinion of the heroines... they would have been better off in a normal Key game, and it is obvious that the writers were trying to draw in the normal Key audience, who love the quirky females that generally define their games. Oddly, Shizuru's character is not out of place in low-quality chuuni (there is a heroine similar to her in ExE by Yuzusoft), but Chihaya, Kotori, and Lucia all feel distinctly out of place, at least to me. Akane... could pass for a 'haraguro' heroine with a weak heart in just about any VN, so it is impossible to call her out of place in any genre, lol. It is also why her path is so surprising in its strength. I could go on all day about the heroine problems in the game (at least some of which were caused because Key didn't keep the story to a single writer, which would have been best in a game with a strong true path/ending, because of the necessity of 'connecting the dots'). Edit: Shizuru's path was just badly done, aside from whether her character fit in with the game's atmosphere.

Other than that welcome You can't go wrong with Grisaia no Kaijitsu, Sharin no Kuni, Majikoi, and Hoshizora no Memoria.

Also, considering Key's target audience (fanboys of its earlier works), Rewrite's genre-switching and the excessive gaps in quality between its various routes and the story flow greatly weakened it as a game. To be blunt, the common route feels like 'Key if Key sucked donkey turds' and the heroine routes feel like 'second rate chuuni' in most cases. The degree to which the writing and scenario quality explodes (in a good way) in Terra in the Japanese version made it feel as if it really were a completely separate game, made at a separate time, with only vague linkages with the rest of the game. I honestly didn't have a problem with dropping the heroines as they existed in the rest of the game, but I know that Key fanboys might have trouble with that kind of thing, so I don't blame them if they developed a distaste for that aspect of Terra.

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Welcome. I've nothing to recommend in terms of visual novels, but here's a list of someone else's recommendations. On an unrelated note, watch Durarara!!, if you haven't. Oh, right, we're supposed to give gifts. Have a random video:

Unfortunately the only thing to do is to wait with the same sort of ungodly patience and tenacity that it took me when I realized that I couldn't find this quote anywhere, and would have to remember the exact route and time it occurred, find it, and crop it myself to make my own image for the sole purpose of being "witty" on this thread. Btw Happy Birthday Mon

My scores for the routes Common 2.9/10 Chihaya 7.1/10 Lucia 6.8/10 Shizuru 6.6/10 Kotori 4.7/10 Akane 7.7/10 Moon 7.2/10 Terra 8/10 FINAL 6.8/10 This game suffers from IPS (Idiot Protagonist Syndrome) throughout the entire common route, the heroines are overall slightly weaker than is preferable in a story like this, and the entire map-filling feature of the game would drive anyone who hates meaningless minigame activities insane.

If you know standard Japanese then I think you can pick up Kansai from just reading, or watching stuff like Telepathy Shoujo Ran which prominently features a character from there. Off the cuff mainly I think of "ya" replacing "da" and "hen" replacing "nai"...but of course I realize there's more to it than that So, maybe take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansai_dialect if you're curious It's kind of long-winded, but the part called "Well-Known Words" is useful if you compare the columns "Kansai-ben" and "Standard Japanese"

Howdy all, Pretty sure "Dreads" is the greatest female character to grace any visual novel ever. *runs away from topic*

I don't like loli, and I may be going to hell for that. However, I like Shizuru as a character. I guess she has this unique kind of 'moe'. But I don't think it'll compensate for the route.

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I had nightmares.

Oh yeah you're right, I don't know many Yanderes so I don't know how they work. Still is there someone out there who enjoys tsunderes? I wanted to smack Kirino and Taiga the whole time back on OreImo and Toradora, what annoying persons. Kuuderes, though, are my favorite, I just love the gap when they're emotionless and when they're dere dere when near something loved (just look at Chino when she's near rabbits).

G-Senjou no Maou - The Devil on G-String Rated 18+ You play the role of Azai Kyousuke, the son of a legendary gangster infamous in the underworld. You spend your time listening to Bach, playing God at school and covertly working for your stepfather, a ruthless financial heavyweight. This idyllic existence is broken when two individuals appear in the city - a beautiful girl named Usami Haru with hair you could get lost in for days, and a powerful international gangster known only as "Maou". Almost without delay, the two begin a deadly cat-and-mouse game, bringing you and your friends into the crossfire. Plotting, political intrigue and layer upon layer of interlocking traps are the weapons in this epic battle of wits. Kyousuke can meet and fall in love with one of the four main girls of the game: Tsubaki, Kanon, Mizuha, and Haru. ENDING GUIDE This game was a thrill to play. G-Senjou no Maou offers you the chance to be with one of the four heroines in the game, with Haru's Route being that of the "True Route." At some point in the game, the choices will offer you the possibility to branch off the 'main story' (True Route) into one of the other three heroine's own route, leading the player to that heroine's Good and Bad endings. The main story doesn't go on after that. That's why it is the author's suggestion to play Haru's Route last. WALKTHROUGH GUIDE http://i.imgur.com/HK9r6X0.jpg Tsubaki Miwa's Route Good End Bad End Kanon Azai's Route Good End Bad End Mizuha Shiratori's Route Good End Bad End http://i.imgur.com/KYPLSTq.jpg Haru Usami's Route Source: This walkthrough was prepared and submitted by Skeith Editted guide posted by 273342 from GameFAQs.com With the helpful corrections and suggestions given by Admin Tay and Down

Well, it can't be helped I guess. Looks like I'm learning Japanese. lol But seriously, right after watching the first episode, and finding out it was based on a VN, the first the I did was look for it, the first ep just made me want to play the VN so bad, lol