solidbatman Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Ha, you thought this would be sappy. You know me better than that. As the longest tenured member to reach 3000 posts to date, it is my duty to do a proper 3000th post. One that preaches maturity, generosity, and above all, a sense of superiority. You see, back in my day, there were no rigged banner votes, there was no Zakamutt running a blog, there was no Rooke scaring little kids as Australia murdered everything he loved (mostly books and western rpgs). Back in my time, there was one thing we worried about... piracy. Thats gone now, replaced by Zakamutt. Soon, I assume we will be changing our slogan to, "Make Zakamutt Popular in the West". I've spent years building this Swedish robot, and its time to unleash Zakabot on the world. First it was the Fuwablog, then Fuwatwitter. Soon, Fuwaworld. When I joined, I originally needed help on getting Never7 to run, as I've mentioned before. I never got that help, and never will. Never7 will Never run 24/7. I was in the middle of reading Ever17 and Clannad, having only read Analogue up to that point. VNs were a whole new world to me and I loved them. Then came fucking Little god damn worthless shitty ass Busters. Fuck stupid rocket ships, fuck seagulls, fuck Groundhog Day, fuck pancakes, and fuck Refrain. Little Busters began a slow downward spiral for me. I presumed things would be better when I read Paca Plus. They... did not. But what really broke me... what drove my face into the dirt and piss all over me was Fading Hearts. It was at that moment, Miyazaka's words came back to me. "Visual Novels were a mistake." So here I sit, hating the medium of visual novels, with the realization that they are simply porn games, or excuses for panty shots, or sad examples of how disconnected from the real world some people are, or just Key being shits and deus ex machina-ing their way out of any meaningful drama and endings. And guess what? This Fuwanovel site, that loves VNs, has me, a hater of VNs, reviewing one of the biggest fan translations of the year with Majikoi! I asked to do it though. Because when has something so hyped ever been bad? Oh, that reminds me. I did read a bit of the demo of Nekopara before asking myself what the fuck I was doing with my life. So how do I feel about Fuwanovel after 3000 posts? I'm really only here for the people at this point. Sure, helping out with the Facebook and Twitter are fun, but the shit posting here is perfect. Shit, if I ever actually have to talk about VNs or anime at this point, I might have to quit since I'll have nothing to say. So yeah, Merry 3000 posts to me. May the next 3000 be better, or worse. Doesn't matter. I'll quit when its boring anyway. Or I'll get perma-banned. I'm one warning point away from that. PS: Unban Run, nerf Scottsune, unleash the Tay-Batman, and call Nosebleed a faggot. Praise Scott Tay, Darklord Rooke, Zakamutt and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Fappy* We're a VN forum, if you're going to make a pun on the word "happy" use "fappy." That aside, fappy 3000 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 ... Did you just snowclone Miyasaki on the whole "Visual Novels were a mistake" thing? Anyways, fappy 3000th post, you salty pancake-man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 All dem 3,000 post threads. I see you still hold Little Busters close to your heart. I feel disappointed at the lack of a blender picture though. Well, happy salty 3,000 posts, your post was so superior to everything i've read that I think i changed genders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 27, 2015 Author Share Posted April 27, 2015 All dem 3,000 post threads. I see you still hold Little Busters close to your heart. I feel disappointed at the lack of a blender picture though. Well, happy salty 3,000 posts, your post was so superior to everything i've read that I think i changed genders. its a futuristic blender, or a vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 its a futuristic blender, or a vibrator. Deep Blue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Isn't Zakobot an actual member? http://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/user/7284-zakobot Happy 3,000 solidbatman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Eyyy happy 3000 dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetterEmperor Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Congrats on 3000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Damn... 3000... that's, like, more than 2000... congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 there was no Rooke scaring little kids as Australia murdered everything he loved (mostly books and western rpgs). Always happy to be of service :3 Looking forward to seeing your Tsun-Batlike-face around for many years to come Tay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SilverLi Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 You are one of the members I like even though I have never talked to you. Enjoy your achievement. I look forward to your posts to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melo4496 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemocleus Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'll be there soon enough! Oh wait, no I won't. *fades from existence* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 that blender, my bestfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 And guess what? This Fuwanovel site, that loves VNs, has me, a hater of VNs, reviewing one of the biggest fan translations of the year with Majikoi! I asked to do it though. Because when has something so hyped ever been bad? Oh btw, I’m really looking forward to this review. I’ve been umming and ahhing over whether to read this for a while, so I’ll leave it up to your review to decide for me. Unless I don’t agree with its conclusion, in which case I won’t... Or I'll get perma-banned. I'm one warning point away from that. Still? Heh, the day you get yourself perma-banned is the day I'll mock that bit of fuzz Tay likely has growing on his upper lip, and get perma-banned with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OriginalRen Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Cannot wait for the Majikoi review. Teeku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Congratulations! Always happy to be of service :3 Looking forward to seeing your Tsun-Batlike-face around for many years to come This pretty much says what I wanted to say. If you feel cheated out of one of my famous walls-o-text, I can try and accommodate you. It's your big day, after all. Oh btw, I’m really looking forward to this review. I’ve been umming and ahhing over whether to read this for a while, so I’ll leave it up to your review to decide for me. Unless I don’t agree with its conclusion, in which case I won’t... I'm looking forward to it, too. Heh, the day you get yourself perma-banned is the day I'll mock that bit of fuzz Tay likely has growing on his upper lip, and get perma-banned with you I actually shaved my beard last week. Thanks for noticing, Rooke. Darklord Rooke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Soon, I assume we will be changing our slogan to, "Make Zakamutt Popular in the West". GET TO IT PEONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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