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Fuwalegends~The Tale of Whore: The Fuwan Who Couldn't Even


FidgetQueen

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Once upon a time, in the magical land of Fuwa, there lived a troll named Whore. Whore was the ugliest troll in Fuwa. He was so ugly that no person alive would ever come near him. Now, this would of course make Whore very hungry, for he could never catch a meal. He always felt jealousy towards Nosebleed, the handsomest Prince of the land, son of Queen Aeru and King Tay. Whore, devoured by envy and hunger, set out on a journey to find Nosebleed and make him his first meal in a century.

Whore, had at last found where Nosebleed lived. In a strong desire to get revenge on Nosebleed for being born beautiful, he sent letters to the nobles of Fuwa. These letters reported that Nosebleed assaulted one of the lolis of Loli Mountian. This was against the law of Fuwa, as the loli's were highly valued and respected by all who lived in Fuwa, as the moé ones. However, he forgot about Sir Steve, the protector of loli's who never missed a single assaulter. Sir Steve would know if Nosebleed truly did this, as he was blessed with the power to send out a million eyes to watch over the loli's and alert him of any trouble.

When this plan failed, Nosebleed approached Whore, and banished him to 4-chan where he would have to live among those even uglier than himself. They say, Whore will make a return 1,000 years later to have another shot at revenge.

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For those wondering about the inspiration for this post: a user named bitch added a host of people (including me) to a PM conversation where Nosebleed had asked said person to change his name.  I was not amused.

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For those wondering about the inspiration for this post: a user named bitch added a host of people (including me) to a PM conversation where Nosebleed asked said person to change his name.  I was not amused.

 

...What?

I mean, something was bound to happen with that name, but what?

 

...How do I respond to that?  o_O

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For those wondering about the inspiration for this post: a user named bitch added a host of people (including me) to a PM conversation where Nosebleed had asked said person to change his name.  I was not amused.

 

Later on the user named 'bitch' made a new account called 'whore' and a did a similar thing. Added a bunch of people and complained that Nosebleed hacked him. Quickly after sending the pm, the user 'whore' got banned. All around it was a pretty amusing experience.  

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And Nayleen descended from the heavens to smite both bitch and whore (banned his ass for good) and he saw that peace had returned to the lands once more.

 

That has to be a story.

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This whole 'revenge' thing makes me remember of Masamune-kun no Revenge. I REQUIRE A NOSEBLEED/WHORE FANFIC!!!

 

And something else: Nosebleed as a prince? This is absurd! A trap princess would be more adequate... I can imagine him dressed as Nico with a crown in his head.

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