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Yuuko

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Why Riddle Joker is Kongou's Bongos

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WARNING: This blog post contains weird Kiri level shit that causes brain damage so reading is not recommended

 

Well yaharro there.

This is no ordinary story. This is a story about love, despair, and how Kiri lost his mind.

But, in the end, this is all fiction. So do not worry. I will not appear behind your back and force you to burn burn your heart and soul like I did with [CENSORED]

JAPAN SALES ONLY

 

So here I am writing a review about Riddle Joker (NOT JOKERS) by everyone's favorite erogay producer Yuzusoft

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This is a game featuring celebrities such as Bilbo Baggins (our protagonist), Aquaman, trap who is not a trap, and Kiri's waifu

Oh and let's not forget the smug loli...

 

Riddle Joker is a story set in the near future where chuunibyou middle schoolers (this game's playerbase) have taken over the Kyoto University Katsura Campus.

Our protagonist [CENSORED] and his little sister Nanami are also ordinary middle school chuunibyous attending the reformed Kyoto University Middle School while actually playing to be secret agents.

 

After sometime Kiri gets bored and takes control of [CENSORED]'s body and starts dating the school idol called Mitsukasa Ayase

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Isn't she cute~~~

I love her just so much that my heart goes dokyuuuuuun every time I hear her talk

I accidentally saved over 500 of her voices

Oops~

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Meanwhile when I was having sekkusu fun with my new wife our local Aquaman got dumber

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To those of you who disagree with me here is proof that this is indeed the God's work that you can't even rate because what kind of believer gives god a score

Have a very nice naizuri scene. Her smile just heales me. NSFW

https://puu.sh/zWiOr.mp3

 

 

You thought I would share my wife's boobs with you all? Ha! You can all go die.
 

Spoiler

 

In other news Fuuka has ended and they released a song to celebrate that

 

 

 

Why?

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*No [CENSORED] were hurt during the making of this blog post

**I said during the making

***(`・ω・´)

****I was forced to do this

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That was a wild ride..as you’d expected from Kiri, top kongou’s bongos stuff right there.

Getting the name of the game right makes this a much better review of Riddle Joker than the other one on fuwa tbh.

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Truly glad I know you man, because this is one of the greatest pieces ever created by a dog's hands. I am impressed and somewhat tearful that this is out in the wild. To be seen by the unknowing masses. Not truly knowing the true value of riddle joker. Me being a part of the glorious church of 萌 I know this to be the truth and the only truth. Not to withstand the passage of time and perhaps even the burning fire of the purgatory of non-padded 少女. Truly. A masterpiece...

 

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2 hours ago, VirginSmasher said:

Easily the worst thing I've read since Noble Works. www

Wow O.O

Curious; why do u hate Riddle Joker so much? O.O..

Edited: Kiririri, where's the picture of Dracu-Joker than you uploaded? That's one of the funniest picture i have seen recently:D

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56 minutes ago, phantomJS said:

Wow O.O

Curious; why do u hate Riddle Joker so much? O.O..

Edited: Kiririri, where's the picture of Dracu-Joker than you uploaded? That's one of the funniest picture i have seen recently:D

I don't hate Riddle Joker as I've never read it. I was talking about the post.

Probably should've been more clear about that. :meguface:

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24 minutes ago, Kiriririri said:

Okay who didn't vote this as 5 star

I am not going to hurt you, just a ban

Give me their name, and I'll handle it. 

(As in give them a hug w) 

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2 hours ago, Dergonu said:

Give me their name, and I'll handle it. 

(As in give them a hug w) 

2 hours ago, Dergonu said:

Give me their name, and I'll handle it. 

(As in give them a hug w) 

It was you wasn't it. Good thing I can ban you from my blog

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7 hours ago, VirginSmasher said:

I don't hate Riddle Joker as I've never read it. I was talking about the post.

Probably should've been more clear about that. :meguface:

I see:sleep:

Well, this 'review' is more entertaining than Clephas's one for sure, lolz

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8 hours ago, Kiriririri said:

??????

The first time I saw this 'review' of yours was on my phone. There's a funny photoshopped pic of Riddle Joker's girls in Dracu-riot's title screen and costumes. It's gone now:(....

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6 hours ago, phantomJS said:

The first time I saw this 'review' of yours was on my phone. There's a funny photoshopped pic of Riddle Joker's girls in Dracu-riot's title screen and costumes. It's gone now:(....

It should be there still

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22 hours ago, Kiriririri said:

It should be there still

Strangely, it's visible via viewing from a smartphone, but not when viewing from a desktop (this applies to some of your other pics that you uploaded as well)

Anyway, great 'review' there. Thumbs up :D

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